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Nicholas Lyon

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The Rooster @rooster.info · 24/09/2026
My Marionaire scammer brain started tingling as soon as I saw Urban Meyer, Kirk Herbstreit and the “Change and Manipulate Time” guy all on the same stage? Some deeply evil shit. www.rooster.info/p/lifesurge-...
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Righteous Buckeyes: Inside the Life Surge scam taking America by storm
"Surging your life God's way" is where a get-rich-quick scheme meets the Holy Scripture, and numerous Ohio State legends helped funnel financially illiterate Christians into the predatory scam.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Incredible stuff from Cards Against Humanity, who is now building a monument to interfere with SpaceX.
Why do you keep calling Elon Musk “a sad little bitch with no friends”?

Great question! (1) He is sad, (2) he is a bitch, and (3) he has no friends.

Did Elon Musk spend his 47th birthday alone, with no friends?

Yes.

Did Elon Musk beg Jeffrey Epstein for an invitation to his island, but get rejected?

Yes.

You’re saying that even the world’s most infamous pedophile didn’t want to be Elon Musk’s friend?

Yes.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i think about this image like every day
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 10/08/2026
I am begging you Kia. give me the medium sized passenger van EV electrek.co/2026/08/07/k...
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The Kia PV5 is taking over Europe as the best-selling small electric van
The PV5 now accounts for over one-third of Europe’s small electric van market. Kia’s first electric van has quickly become...
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Len Damico @lendami.co · 10/08/2026
I saw this, so now you have to see it too
graphics for a “penn state mafia” t-shirt featuring the american flag, the nittany lion, and charlie kirk for some reason
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
rapidly reaching a point with @amyactonoh.bsky.social where i am not sure i want to vote for her despite being the democratic party’s nominee for governor in my state
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Brady Klopfer @bradyklopfer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The legend Robin Lopez
Tweet from Robin Lopez that reads: Biggest issue: if you’re being drafted, people are saying “we want you around for 4 years” & I can’t imagine anybody wants Enes Kanter or Royce White around them for even 4 minutes. We’ve seen this illustrated whenever Enes is near Turkey or Royce comes close to logic/reality
Robin Lopez responding to Royce white. White says: lol join the club ROBIN … I’ll slap your big goofy ass, bitch slap you like pootie tang! I will fight over these trans rights.

Lopez responds: yes we get it you love slapping people with women’s names
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Patrick Claybon @patrickclaybon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
The cartel says my give cartels more power act is good
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
FIFA has a funny set-up where every country gets exactly one vote which means small countries are way overrepresented and you can hang on to power by promising little giveaways to those countries and their reps. Thankfully no similar system exists in the United States government, that would be bad
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Annalee Newitz @annaleen.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
FYI there is no "real" reason why Rome "fell." Its power waned for the usual, mundane reasons: widening gap between rich and poor, inability to maintain infrastructure, incompetent leadership, pointless wars, endless persecution of marginalized groups who performed vital labor, etc.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hard to find a stronger example of “fascists hate the actually existing glory of the countries they pretend to love” than “Mussolini fucked with pasta.”
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 21/07/2026
The U.S. Secretary of Defense just stated that—so far—the war with Iran has cost $37.5 billion dollars. That's since February. That same amount is how much the United States spent on planetary science from FY2013 through FY2026 inclusive. Thirteen years of planetary science or five months of war.
The Curiosity rover on Mars. At about $2.6 billion, it buys you about ten days of Iran war.
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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aaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 09/07/2026
just remembering this time at a party a girl was said she had nipples pierced and was like wanna see? and i was like yeah so she took me into the bedroom and lifted her shirt and i was like 👍 and then we went back out and later i found out she was into me. she should have been more forward i guess
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The Verge @theverge.com · 09/07/2026
Pokémon Go turned 10 years old this week, so there's no better excuse to post this interview where we introduced the app to Werner Herzog. www.theverge.com/2016/7/28/12...
a photo of werner herzog interview with werner herzog transcript:

Verge: You might be able to catch some. It's all completely virtual. It's very simple, but it's also an overlay of physically based information that now exists on top of the real world.

Herzog: When two persons in search of a pokémon clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder?

Verge: They do fight, virtually.

Herzog: Physically, do they fight?

Verge: No—

Herzog: Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other?

Verge: The people or the...

Herzog: Yes, there must be real people if it's a real encounter with someone else.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Welcome to InfoWars (summer edition). Tune in tomorrow, anywhere you want. 8/7 ct.
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
ah yep there it is. great work dumbasses
However, as of July 2025, the CDC made tracking cyclospora optional, as part of scaling back its Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network. At the time, food safety experts worried that it could make it harder to identify and respond to outbreaks.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Anyway, if the USMNT ever want to be world class we need MLS academies to be much bigger and have way more openings for lower- and middle-class children. It's true but makes you a bore at parties so it's the perfect fact for Bluesky.
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 07/07/2026
32 years I’ve been rooting for USMNT, for 32 years they choke in the round of 16 at best, that is just the way of things. the way of the force
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Nicholas Lyon @nlyon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Just a classic USMNT game. Playing all the hits.
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Mbappe fires back at the racist Paraguayan senator who said he grew up with chimpanzees
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Spain I need you to put that man in the dirt
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.
It’s an ocean of people
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
David Purdue's "TOTALLY EXONERATED, NO WRONGDOING" ad but with Folarin Balogun
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 04/07/2026
Dave Ramsey has spent the last 30 years describing the failure of American consumer life and never once diagnosing the cause You Can’t personal responsibility out of exploitive systems
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anyway, the Tuskegee Airmen faced far worse in their lives than any of us can imagine so if one of them can think this then so can you, happy 4th
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Sophia @neko.ac · 03/07/2026
microsoft be like "lets finish setting up your device"

my brother in christ i have had this computer for four years
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
It is seriously alarming how many of the world’s wealthiest and most powerful people are just screamingly mentally unwell in deeply toxic, dangerous ways.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 02/07/2026
IT'S ABOUT THE WESTERN PART OF VIRGINIA
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 02/07/2026
how u gonna give a red card to the fifa peace prize winning country
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Alex Campbell @acampbellsports.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
AMERICAN MILITARY GLOBALIZATION actually hold on wait
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[Spooky Name Placeholder] @mxlabradorite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This interview in Vanity Fair came out in 2010, and this exchange from it has lived rent-free in my head ever since.
So listen, I’m not sure how to broach this subject. There’s a lot of half-naked men in Jackass, and a lot of anal play and nipple torture and testicle touching. Is it possible that Jackass is at least a smidge gay?

Knoxville: I’m offended you just said a smidge!

It’s more than a smidge?

Knoxville: We’re over here sitting on rainbows and you say a smidge.

You’re a gay pride parade waiting to happen?

Knoxville: We’re a gay pride parade that’s happening! And in 3-D!

It’s not just homoerotic tension?

Knoxville: No, man, it’s all about release with us.

Steve-O: We always thought it was funny to force a heterosexual MTV generation to deal with all of our thongs and homoerotic humor. In many ways, all our gay humor has been a humanitarian attack against homophobia. We’ve been trying to rid the world of homophobia for years, and I think gay people really dig it too.

This was way too easy. I had all of these questions designed to lure you into admitting your subconscious desire to fuck each other. But apparently you’re not suppressing anything.

Knoxville: Suppressing?! Wait till I tell the guys you said suppressing! We’re not suppressing anything! We’re over here sitting on dicks!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Court can't go on like this. The Constitution as plainly as possible says people who were born here have an unequivocal right to citizenship. Four people whose ONLY job is to read the Constitution for the rest of their lives just tried to overturn it because they're tired of brown people. Pack it.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
congrats america, some faceless government official will now be inspecting your childs genitals if they want to play sports with their friends
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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Aubrey Gilleran @aubreygilleran.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Yes, Congress should be able to do these things. A court this contemptuous of Congress deserves to be packed by Congress, not only to correct these disastrous precedents but also because Congress needs to show both Article II and Article III who’s boss.
“On her view, Congress could commandeer the Environmental Protection Agency, the Department of Commerce, the Department of Education, the Department of Health and Human Ser-vices, most (if not all) of the Department of Justice, and a number of other agencies besides. Indeed, if Slaughter were correct, then it is not clear why Congress would need to allow the President any say in firings at all”
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
TMZ DC with perhaps the most brutal video from Trump's Great American State Fair, showing Dr. Oz on stage bragging to Dean Cain about how big the crowd is, only for the reporter to pan around and show absolutely nobody is there. Original post: x.com/i/status/207...
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andré, but scarier @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
whole lotta dudes rock happening here
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PorkchopTBP aka The Signature Dish™️ @porkchoptbp.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Read Hell is a World Without You!!! @jasonkirk.fyi
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