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@nkmds.bsky.social
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32 | ⚢ | usa im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social

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ー ozmanthus @ozmanthus.art · 26/09/2026
i got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine i got a love and i kno that its all mine woah woah do wat u want but ur never gonna break me sticks and stones are never gonna shake me
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and yep, its me: down half a bottle of soju, looking at rotary dial phones on ebay again
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
If not for that fucking poof they would be lezzing out in some bar in Toronto after killing someone
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Swaltersky @swaltersky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The parade of interesting sunrises continues on the Seattle water front.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table
Loser's Eating House
4.2 女文女女大 (114)•田39 min
Bakery • $10-20
Closed • Opens 8:30 AM Fri
Saved in Nyc
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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AnimEigo @animeigo.com · 23/09/2026
The MediaOCD store now has gift cards! If you don't know what to get someone, get them the gift of choosing the Blu-rays they want! With a selection of unique card designs that will speak to their soul. Or confuse them a bit. Either one is good. mediaocd.com/product/gift...
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 23/09/2026
The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan. Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD. #CONTROLResonant
LEAVE OF ABSENCE REQUEST FORM. Dear [blank], please grant [blank] temporary leave to aid in resolving the unfolding situation in Manhattan. Due to the currently unknown nature of what will be required of them, they may be absent for some time, and we request that you grant them leniency. It is of the utmost importance that they are able to complete their assignment swiftly, confidentially, and without obstruction. As such, we kindly ask that you do not attempt to contact them during their absence, nor question them once it has concluded. Your understanding is appreciated at this time. Sincerely, Acting Co-Director Emily Pope
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026
everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
highest diesel prices in American history… so far
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Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
Alt: Homer Simpson telling Bart Simpson “worst day of your life… so far”
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diagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sticker on my gundam's ass that says "i bought this before we knew anaheim was crazy"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fixed it
management can never be held accountable

therefore management must never make a management decision
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Make-up covered the cuts for the wedding day but everyone was shook up.
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Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i won’t announce when i win the lottery, but there will be signs
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026
"enemy mech pilot" has become a kind of commedia dell'arte stock character. she is constantly getting into situations
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Real yearners weather today. Perfect day to wear your light down jacket, drink a warm coffee and reminisce on an emotional affair from a decade ago
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On the Shoulders of Giants @osgpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the birds are back (they shouldnt be)(they should leave)
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Tim Denee @olddog.games · 07/09/2026
THEN an amazing piece of art by the amazing Naomi D. Castro, leading into an amazing piece on haute couture by the equally amazing @weregazelle.bsky.social (I may be running out of superlatives). Two factions, assets, high-fashion inventions!
A spread from the BLUE Files. On the left, a tourist poster by Naomi D. Castro. On the right, "Haute couture" by Briar Sovereign.
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
figured it out
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
whats better than this
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
it literally never fails
Tony soprano saying "Saw the most cursed object in history on the way to McDonald's. Cyber truck with vanity plate GRLBOS.
I literally started booing when it drove by me.
Hanging my head out the window like a dog
GRLBOSS. I wish our outback had torpedos."
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK @greaterrealityarea.net · 06/09/2026
ONE HAS A VOICE VEGETA
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
me: playing a damn video game inside the beautiful farm i am blessed to live at:
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026
hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
#resist
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
A painted fantasy book cover showing a confident, beautiful white horse in a dark wood clutched by a worried-looking man with long dark hair. The horse is labeled "my favorite genre literature podcast" and the man is labeled "me doing household chores."
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XEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love this picture. I had to paint him
an oil painting of a product shot for a rotta the hutt halloween costume
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon
Old 2022 Tweet from @TheOmegaVirus

Mgs4 boss: *Tries to give Snake a lapdance and dies"

Drebin: "That was Angry Armadillo, she was forced to eat cement as a child"
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Dinosaurs died out bc they ate pills off the dance floor at the club
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Cool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
not now Ursula K. Le Guin bot
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briar, duke of dykes @weregazelle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
2027 patch notes: - 50% time on the computer + 25% luxuriating in the joy of being outside + 25% time making out
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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girls 2 @jazzcatte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
the year of linux on the desktop will inaugurate the chinese century
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
HOLLY GIBNEY: Why use Discord? IRC is a great program.
ME: I guess it's like, better for voice calls, or if you want to stream a movie with friends.
HOLLY GIBNEY: Don't your friends have smartphones? They're very affordable these days. And you could all buy the DVDs yourselves at Walmart.
ME: Listen I don't really know where this bit is going because despite you being ten times weirder about it I basically agree with you
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey guys as we fly eastward toward John Foster Dulles Int’l Airport I feel the weight of the traditions of billions of dead souls on me like a nightmare is this normal
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diagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
me saying in the osg discord 'cool post, i noticed it has nothing to do with Khraniteli' in response to niko's shitpost about batou and the major and her shadow self in the kitchen or whatever. join the osg discord to figure out wtf that means
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
thanks very much @boontavista.com im preparing a powerpoint for my mother about a bunk bed, an unlikely romantic journey, or babytrapping a hobbit. your podcast is a public service
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gothzilla @hellhoundofkrim.eurosky.social · 20/08/2026
listen to @bloodwork.show
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RX @henshinrx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Insanely funny way to spin "this car is not legal in europe"
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 20/08/2026
I think that cleans up nicely
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diagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the cool thing about those stupid dork pervert glasses is that they're imminently breakable and they cost so much money that the loser that bought them will be really stressed out about it
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 20/08/2026
gonna invent a pair of Ray-Bans that have the little thing from Volvo LIDAR scanners that ruins cameras if they see it
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the Trainsatlantic podcast @trainsatlantic.uk · 20/08/2026
Welcome to Trainsatlantic. For Episode 5, our travellers despair at the US freight railroad's relentless ability to put a train in the dirt, get spooked out in Saginaw and, thanks to SpaceX spin-out Parallel Systems, decide we need a new category of useless tech industry transport innovation.
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