Reposted by nikoー ozmanthus @ozmanthus.art · 26/09/2026i got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine i got a love and i kno that its all mine woah woah do wat u want but ur never gonna break me sticks and stones are never gonna shake me 1226
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Reposted by nikoJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100042093
niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026and yep, its me: down half a bottle of soju, looking at rotary dial phones on ebay again 240
Reposted by nikoMorgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 23/12/2025If not for that fucking poof they would be lezzing out in some bar in Toronto after killing someone 2495
Reposted by nikoSwaltersky @swaltersky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The parade of interesting sunrises continues on the Seattle water front. 311845166
Reposted by nikoEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table 2372659
Reposted by nikoarr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership. 6146801036
Reposted by nikoAnimEigo @animeigo.com · 23/09/2026The MediaOCD store now has gift cards! If you don't know what to get someone, get them the gift of choosing the Blu-rays they want! With a selection of unique card designs that will speak to their soul. Or confuse them a bit. Either one is good. mediaocd.com/product/gift... 411757
Reposted by nikoRemedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 23/09/2026The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan. Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD. #CONTROLResonant 937977
Reposted by nikoda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN 02336881
Reposted by nikomattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo 14857154
Reposted by nikovictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026highest diesel prices in American history… so farstatic.klipy.comHomer Simpson and Bart Simpson MomentAlt: Homer Simpson telling Bart Simpson “worst day of your life… so far” 1648568
Reposted by nikodiagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 18/09/2026sticker on my gundam's ass that says "i bought this before we knew anaheim was crazy" 115476
Reposted by nikoPostcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Make-up covered the cuts for the wedding day but everyone was shook up. 1023728
Reposted by nikoRandom Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet 5744130
Reposted by nikoyuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread 1246331730
niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026i won’t announce when i win the lottery, but there will be signs 020
Reposted by niko👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026"enemy mech pilot" has become a kind of commedia dell'arte stock character. she is constantly getting into situations 12876204
Reposted by nikoHK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Real yearners weather today. Perfect day to wear your light down jacket, drink a warm coffee and reminisce on an emotional affair from a decade ago 0336
Reposted by nikoOn the Shoulders of Giants @osgpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026the birds are back (they shouldnt be)(they should leave) 052
Reposted by nikoTim Denee @olddog.games · 07/09/2026THEN an amazing piece of art by the amazing Naomi D. Castro, leading into an amazing piece on haute couture by the equally amazing @weregazelle.bsky.social (I may be running out of superlatives). Two factions, assets, high-fashion inventions! 1185
niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 04/09/2026me: playing a damn video game inside the beautiful farm i am blessed to live at: 010
Reposted by nikomattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/09/2026hey homie how’s it going. me and the guys were just debating whether or not you had a theory of mind 1265092
Reposted by nikoXEECEE @xeecee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I love this picture. I had to paint him 162711618
Reposted by nikoKane @demikane.bsky.social · 23/08/2026So many people get to experience the Beauty & the Beast unit soon 2661311783
Reposted by niko聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Dinosaurs died out bc they ate pills off the dance floor at the club 3716241
Reposted by nikoCool Jim the Vampire @lechased.bsky.social · 22/08/2026not now Ursula K. Le Guin bot 2488127
Reposted by nikobriar, duke of dykes @weregazelle.bsky.social · 23/08/20262027 patch notes: - 50% time on the computer + 25% luxuriating in the joy of being outside + 25% time making out 1274
Reposted by nikoamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136422125
Reposted by nikogirls 2 @jazzcatte.bsky.social · 22/08/2026the year of linux on the desktop will inaugurate the chinese century 317031
Reposted by nikovictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 21/08/2026hey guys as we fly eastward toward John Foster Dulles Int’l Airport I feel the weight of the traditions of billions of dead souls on me like a nightmare is this normal 211625
niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 20/08/2026thanks very much @boontavista.com im preparing a powerpoint for my mother about a bunk bed, an unlikely romantic journey, or babytrapping a hobbit. your podcast is a public service 020
Reposted by nikoRX @henshinrx.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Insanely funny way to spin "this car is not legal in europe" 721086179
Reposted by nikoInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 20/08/2026I think that cleans up nicely 524460
Reposted by nikodiagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 20/08/2026the cool thing about those stupid dork pervert glasses is that they're imminently breakable and they cost so much money that the loser that bought them will be really stressed out about it 151
Reposted by nikojam @socialistboat.dad · 20/08/2026gonna invent a pair of Ray-Bans that have the little thing from Volvo LIDAR scanners that ruins cameras if they see it 3479
Reposted by nikothe Trainsatlantic podcast @trainsatlantic.uk · 20/08/2026Welcome to Trainsatlantic. For Episode 5, our travellers despair at the US freight railroad's relentless ability to put a train in the dirt, get spooked out in Saginaw and, thanks to SpaceX spin-out Parallel Systems, decide we need a new category of useless tech industry transport innovation. 1397