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32 | ⚢ | usa im a robotfucker first and a woman second.😔shitposter, writer, artist, cohost @osgpod.bsky.social

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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kat swansey @katswansey.bsky.social · 14h
a few more of my favorite photos on 🎞️ kodak gold film
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 10h
i would sub to you on ao3 but i don’t want u to know the way i live there
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 14h
You tell 'em, disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula!
A disinterested Go Nagai dressed as Dracula, from his introduction to Go Nagai's Scary Zone (1989).

He is saying, "In this world, there are people who've seen UFOs and ghosts."
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 12h
Does the FAA have a SWAT team? This guy might find out
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
brutal stuff
twitch chat message from cb_longneck: hi tom! a few months ago my housemate and i saw you bite the end off a cucumber outside the the supermarket near our house. gave us both a chuckle. hope all is well
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a gag i will never get tired of is "someone realizes they're in a pyramid scheme at the exact moment someone draws a triangle in front of them"
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 06/10/2026
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the afternoon we went to the plague village.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’ve been producing the HOA for three years and he just… tweeted it out.
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Yfel @yfelaxel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
his biggest project #orufrey
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NO ITS NOT LMAO - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON "AI IS BREAKING OUT OF THE COMPUTER, NO ITS NOT, AI IS HACKING THE GOVERNMENT, NO ITS NOT, AI IS SURPASSING HUMAN INTELLIGENCE, IF YOU CAN BE SURPASSEDB Y A STATISTICAL AVERAGE OF REDDIT POSTS, THATS A SKILL ISSUE MOTHER FUCKER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BE AWARE: TEN FOOT TWENTY: THE FLOWER MAN SIX FOOT TWENTY, MADE OF RADIATION: GEORGE WASHINGTON KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING. HE'S COMING
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it smells a little like cigarettes of course, but more strongly of patchouli. powerful vibe
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"thats not a rotary dial phone—" why do u said it was the elixir of TRUTH. it made me look deep inside my heart, wherein was written "i don’t rly need the rotary, i just want it to make me smile and do the ring." when i put the receiver back down and heard the soft sound of the internal bells... 🙂‍↕️
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
soju is the elixir of truth
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ー ozmanthus @ozmanthus.art · 26/09/2026
i got a pocket got a pocketful of sunshine i got a love and i kno that its all mine woah woah do wat u want but ur never gonna break me sticks and stones are never gonna shake me
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
GET SHRIT OF THIS AT dashare.zone/products/the... - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
A OLD TIMEY SKELATEN THAT SAYS " THE GOVERENT IS NOT YOUR FRIEND, I AM YOU'RE FRIEND, WHAT ARE WE DOING LATER " AND THE DAMB GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS MADE OF THE WORST PEOPLE YOUR EVER GONA SEE, BUT THEY TOLD US IN 4TH GRADE TAHT THE GOVERMENT IS HERE TO SERVE US AND EVERYONE STILL BELEIVES IT FOR SOME REASON, IT PROBLY SHOULD DO THAT BUT READ THE NEWS FOR 30 SECONDS AND SEE IF THATS TRUE LMAO , AND IF YOU EVER MENTION THIS SOME ONE WILL POP UP AND SAY "IF YOU DONT LIKE IT, VOTE" WHICH IS FUNNY BECUASE THE SUPPREME COURT IS THE ONE WHOSE DOIN HALF THE DIRTY WORK, AND YOUR NOT ALOWED TO VOTE FOR IT, THINK ABOUT IT, I DONT HAVE A SOLUTION BUT YOU SHOULD TRY TO DO SOMETHING FUN INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY EAT NEWS ARTICLES THATS MEANT TO KEEP YOU IN A STATE OF FEAR ,  YOU NEED TO GO TO THE WOOD'S, THE LEAFS ARE FALLING NOW, MOST CINEMATIC TIME TO GO TO THE BEST PLACE THATS LEFT IN THE DAMB WORLD , GO TO THE FOREST BEFORE THEY OUTLAW IT OR TURN IT INTO A CAR DEALERSHIP - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hmm.
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no one in milwaukee is safe though. offers SENT. if i wake up with three telephones on their way to me tomorrow thats gods plan
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i just feel like its unethical to make lowball offers if the seller is in ukraine. so this will remain a dream
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Top 5 Most Fuckable Phones On Ebay
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was deceived by a repro but lord
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
why is this one shot like they were afraid of it
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
and yep, its me: down half a bottle of soju, looking at rotary dial phones on ebay again
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
If not for that fucking poof they would be lezzing out in some bar in Toronto after killing someone
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Swaltersky @swaltersky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The parade of interesting sunrises continues on the Seattle water front.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 25/09/2026
Walked by here and they had saved some of you a table
Loser's Eating House
4.2 女文女女大 (114)•田39 min
Bakery • $10-20
Closed • Opens 8:30 AM Fri
Saved in Nyc
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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AnimEigo @animeigo.com · 23/09/2026
The MediaOCD store now has gift cards! If you don't know what to get someone, get them the gift of choosing the Blu-rays they want! With a selection of unique card designs that will speak to their soul. Or confuse them a bit. Either one is good. mediaocd.com/product/gift...
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 23/09/2026
The Federal Bureau of Control needs all capable hands to help with the unfolding crisis in Manhattan. Please find a standardised leave of absence request form enclosed. Present it to your place of education or employment upon filling it out, and no later than September 23rd EOD. #CONTROLResonant
LEAVE OF ABSENCE REQUEST FORM. Dear [blank], please grant [blank] temporary leave to aid in resolving the unfolding situation in Manhattan. Due to the currently unknown nature of what will be required of them, they may be absent for some time, and we request that you grant them leniency. It is of the utmost importance that they are able to complete their assignment swiftly, confidentially, and without obstruction. As such, we kindly ask that you do not attempt to contact them during their absence, nor question them once it has concluded. Your understanding is appreciated at this time. Sincerely, Acting Co-Director Emily Pope
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LEARN 2 PIRATE - dashare.zone ADMIN
LEARN TO PIRATE!!! NEVER PAY FOR COPORATE MOVIES OR T SHOWS - THEPIRATEBAY10.ORG - PRIVATE TRACKERS - OPEN-SLUM.ORG - OPENSUBTITLES.ORG - SCI-HUB.EE - FRIEND WITH PLEX - USENET STILL WORKS LOL - SOULSEEK STILL WORKS LMAO - TORRENTFREAK - DONT PAY HBO MAX AND HULU!!! DONT PAY DISNEY AND NETFLIX!!!! USE A VPN OR SEED BOX IF YOU WANT "OR DON'T WHO CARES, THEY DONT SEND LETTERS TO YA ANY MORE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 20/09/2026
everyone always wanna get van helsing when draculas are about but here’s the thing: dracula was killed by a cowboy…if you’re a transylvanian peasant your ass needs to get to the rodeo
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
highest diesel prices in American history… so far
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Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson Moment
Alt: Homer Simpson telling Bart Simpson “worst day of your life… so far”
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diagnosed fatally weird and unrapturable @syzygy-city.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
sticker on my gundam's ass that says "i bought this before we knew anaheim was crazy"
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
fixed it
management can never be held accountable

therefore management must never make a management decision
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Make-up covered the cuts for the wedding day but everyone was shook up.
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Random Dangling Mystery @sidslang.bsky.social · 11/09/2024
This is my vote for the most classic 9/11 tweet
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
yeah. they caught you loafed. yeah all four of your paws were tucked in. what the hell were you thinking its all over the news. you became bread
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i won’t announce when i win the lottery, but there will be signs
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 09/09/2026
"enemy mech pilot" has become a kind of commedia dell'arte stock character. she is constantly getting into situations
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Real yearners weather today. Perfect day to wear your light down jacket, drink a warm coffee and reminisce on an emotional affair from a decade ago
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niko @nkmds.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
me: so yeah basically this machine tells a story of farming life in a less arduous world where there are lots of nice marriage prospects pioneer girl inspecting my steam deck: well i never! there any stories on here for those with a hankerin to do war with the devil? me: yeah it runs doom too
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On the Shoulders of Giants @osgpod.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
the birds are back (they shouldnt be)(they should leave)
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Tim Denee @olddog.games · 07/09/2026
THEN an amazing piece of art by the amazing Naomi D. Castro, leading into an amazing piece on haute couture by the equally amazing @weregazelle.bsky.social (I may be running out of superlatives). Two factions, assets, high-fashion inventions!
A spread from the BLUE Files. On the left, a tourist poster by Naomi D. Castro. On the right, "Haute couture" by Briar Sovereign.
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