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30 or 40 years old 🗡 🏳️‍🌈 queer as hell 🏳️‍🌈 🗡 minors dni 🗡 #reylo fic writer and purveyor of nonsense. actually really brave when you think about it!!! pro-choice, pro-queer, pro-trans, pro-palestine. don't make me use the gif.

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Seth on the Nihil @lordsoftheseth.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Today's Photo of the Game presented by Daiso.
A photo of Kiké Hernández in the dugout pointing towards the camera after he hit a home run.
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Los Angeles Dodgers @dodgersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
KIKÉ CLUTCH.
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wren @wrenanigans.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
where i create from
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i used to like apocalyptic books and movies, but i don't now, and i think it's cause i realized five years ago that if the apocalypse happens i'll still have to work
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
forced to work for my rent instead of spending all day watching the love hypothesis smh
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Roki with a GM GA GN on a fastball, slider, and split.
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Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 23/09/2026
Congratulations to the Los Angeles Queens. Your inaugural WPBL Champions! Ayami Sato throws the first complete game (and shutout) in WPBL history.
The Los Angeles Queens celebrating.
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JunkyardJedi @junkyardjedi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Welcome to the official launch of GET STUFFED! A Reylo Turkey Day Collection! 🦃🦃🍂🍂 This turkey season, we (@binarystars3.bsky.social & @aestivaltide.bsky.social & Junk) encourage you to write a buffet's worth of fic. Let's get stuffed! Read the FAQs for details! #ReyloGetStuffed #Reylo #ReyloFic
Orange background. Top beige text box says: Filling You Up This Thanksgiving On AO3! GET STUFFED! A REYLO TURKEY DAY COLLECTION
Below, Daisy Ridley/Rey looks shocked/mouth is open in surprise. Adam Driver/Ben is winking and making a finger gun.
Cartoon art of a stuffed turkey on a platter and two hands making a P-in-V gesture.
Bottom Text Boxes say: Nov 24 and Anything goes! Stuff Ben & Rey like a turkey and gobble their cobblers.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 15/09/2026
Attempting to frame these bigots like they’re brave pragmatists breaking from some kind of stalwart trans-affirming norm is the type of enormous lie where the ground should open up to pneumatic-tube you directly to hell.
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Chad Moriyama @chadmoriyama.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Josue De Paula's first MLB hit is a massive three-run homer into the second deck.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
welcome to 2020s tech. we got - pervert glasses - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - wiretap - the button that does nothing - we outta ram - we outta hard drives - we outta graphics cards - ten trillion vibe coded apps that nobody uses - wiretap
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Free Palestine forever 🇵🇸
An illustration that says "free palestine" with drawn elements representing familiar Palestinian cultural iconography
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🎃Spooky Bree🦋 @ishipstarwars.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
👙My Beach Boyfriend👙 Chapter 5- You, Me And The Sea ***NOW COMPLETE*** archiveofourown.org/works/893027... #reylofakeit #BeachBoyFic #Reylofic
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Ben (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
They call him Batman Beyond because he's made entirely of plant proteins
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem was such a badass. I’m sorry to see her go, but deeply grateful what she did and what she taught us.
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are you not infotained @alopex-ii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Services I provide for my cats
Chicago streets and sanitation truck with the first s missing so it says treets and sanitation
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
NOW COMPLETE - #reylofic in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires e, 12/12, 42.3k 🏡 environmental engineer rey 🏡 environmental lawyer ben 🏡 canon age gap 🏡 best friend’s older brother 🏡 oh my god they were roommates
[picture of a woman with brown hair watching a movie being projected on her bedroom wall. the woman is eating pizza straight out of the box, and there is a glass of wine sitting on the box as well. the movie is an anne hathaway joint, bc taste.][screenshot of an ao3 story summary that reads as follows: in their rooms Come thronging soft and delicate desires by ninepiecesofcrait for Aaveena
Star Wars - All Media Types
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rey/Ben Solo | Kylo Ren, Modern AU, best friend's older brother, environmental engineer rey, Environmental lawyer ben, Banter, Pining, canon age gap, oh my god they were roommates
When Rey's shitty landlord pulls the rug out from under her, she has only two weeks to find a new place to live.
Luckily, her best friend, Kaydel, has a solution: take her older brother's spare room until she gets back on her feet.
It's a shame Kay didn't ask her brother, Ben, first, but they'll all survive without any permanent damage to their social group's ecosystem! Probably!]
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s mind-blowing that we have literal white nationalists in the White House carrying out unfathomably cruel, abusive, white nationalist policies, and the punditariat has spent the last two weeks debating if some people were too intemperate after a Black man was murdered by cops six years ago.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 24/05/2025
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people. There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
UPDATE - #reylofic for #reylofakeit forced, feigned, and, regrettably, real e, 3/?, 3.2k 🦜 commitment-phobic (and slutty :)))) ben 🦜 pragmatic, anxious, and DUE for a promotion rey 🦜 a coworker who needs to mind his own p's and q's!!! 🦜 fucking into feelings 🦜 a persistent toucan
[the forced, feigned, and, regrettably, real cover art. two shadows are almost kissing on a beach, a wave of clear foamy water coming in. at the top, the text reads: forced, feigned, and, regrettably, real. at the bottom, in much smaller font: a #reylofakeitfic by ninepiecesofcrait. a tiny, cheeky toucan is perched on top of nine's handle.][screenshot of an ao3 fic summary that reads as follows: forced, feigned, and, regrettably, real ninepiecesofcrait Summary: When Rey worries that her workplace will pass her over for a promotion because she's a "flight risk," she decides to bring her boyfriend on the annual retreat to prove that she's putting down roots. The only problem? She doesn't have a boyfriend.]
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
weird how you never hear about police department layoffs
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Angel Luis Colón @angelluiscolon.com · 26/08/2026
Somebody said that the reaper’s acting like a male instacart shopper. We keep asking for tangerines and dumbass grabbed melons and curry.
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 26/08/2026
It’s so intellectually dishonest for anybody to cast Dolly Parton as apolitical. It’s so cynical. It tells me that they think everybody’s values are aesthetic, just for show.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 26/08/2026
the fuck do you mean there's no muppet treasure island 4k remaster
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i’m gonna level with you kitten daddy does not have the serenity to accept the things he cannot change
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Basil May @basilmai.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly leaving us within hours of each other is homophobic.
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Homo-theory? yum @fruitlewds.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
somewhat motivated by everyone’s response to Dolly and Tim Curry passing to remark: if you were moved by them be what moves you. Be kind, generous, make weird fucking art, help people, sing bawdy songs and do drag
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
whyyyyyy wouldn't you release this in theaters??????
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP TO ONE OF THE GREATEST TO EVER DO IT
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Dr. Cara Berg Powers @clbergpowers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Things you could do this week to honor the impact Dolly has had: *Donate to the Imagination Library or a local kids reading initiative *Read with a kid you care about *Support and protect LGBTQIA kids *Support a Black owned business *Schedule your vaccine appointments *Show up authentically as you
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own. Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Pen || Penelope Guinn @penguinnwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Leave a legacy so big, generous, and wonderful that the world is at a loss with your passing. RIP Dolly. If you haven't listened to Dolly Parton's America, it's such a wonderful insight to her, her upbringing, the music, and influence. www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/dol...
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Dolly Parton's America : Episodes | WNYC Studios | Podcasts
The story of a legend at the crossroads of America’s culture wars.
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i hope the imagination library website crashes because so many people donate. what an enormous, incalculable loss.
donate.imaginationlibrary.com
Home
Make a donation and support Dolly Parton's Imagination Library in communities around the world and help put more books into the hands of more children.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
NEW: 'catch me if you can' | chapter two rated e ch 2/? 💎 thief rey 🔎 insurance investigator ben 🖋️ epistolary (of sorts) mind the new tags! archiveofourown.org/works/792899... from the beginning: archiveofourown.org/works/79289981
A moodie for 'catch me (if you can)'. The background is entirely made up of rough cut green crystals. In the center there is a creamy white circle with a pen and ink sketch of a fox leaping in the air. It gives the impression that the fox is diving into the green gems. The title of the fic is written above it in green font.Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Settingjewel thief! reyinsurance investigator! benMorally Grey Reymorally upright benBisexual Ben Soloplaying hard to get via a criminal lifestyleepistolary where the love letters are clues and disappearing textsTags to be updated every chapteras they're spoilery in natureanother chapter where ben gets increasingly disheveled in sharp contrast to everyone elsealmost like it's a metaphormild dubconsome would even call it playfulof the "i don't know that i'm fucking the loml but she does" varietySemi-Public Sexairport sexDeepthroatingCodenames
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
coming soooooon: kate makes more progress on a wip
The note was addressed directly to him again, just like it had been at every heist since the Patricia Emerald. And he’d been wrong about the Mackay Emerald, but she had taken something green: the Chalk Emerald, a 37.82 carat stone that had traveled from Colombia to India to Harry Winston to the Smithsonian and now to god knows where with La Renarde.

Her third emerald, Ben reflected. It seemed to be her favorite. Four months ago, she’d taken the Green Goddess peridot from the Field Museum in Chicago, and just last month she’d managed to waltz away with the Bulgari emerald and diamond pendant brooch that had once belonged to Elizabeth Taylor.
black and white photo by Alexey Menschikov: it's an overhead shot of people crossing a large-scale checkerboard. the effect makes you think it's a chess piece instead
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i couldn't do anything without my co-conspirators, my beloved fellow heist partners in fandom, the spreadsheet royalty to my court jester canva-ing. love @thelivingblues.bsky.social and @janejanajuno.bsky.social BAD 4eva and thanks to all the reylos for showing up! see y'all for the next one
picture of three cats: one all white, one orange, and one black and white. all cats are wearing heart shaped hats; from left to right: a white hat with a blue ribbon, a pink hat with a red ribbon, and a red hat with a gold ribbon.
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Monster penis season @jenofthemidwest.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And maybe we'll get lucky (and we'll both live again) #reylofakeit 3/3 complete CW/ purge au, violence, and now with smut On the first purge Rey runs away. Five years later she comes back and finds that she's not the only one changed archiveofourown.org/works/894314...
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And maybe we'll get lucky (And we'll both live again) - Chapter 1 - Blueyedgurl - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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nine @ninepiecesofcrait.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
rest up, king. we're going to need the shark as a reliever in october.
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
make (me) believe | @mytbrisgrowing.bsky.social kylo ren is a mage. rey, doing her best to avoid the likes of beaumont kin and plutt, has been pretending to date kylo in his absence. find out what happens in this adorable story when the man himself returns! archiveofourown.org/works/896047...
An image of multiple fireworks in a night sky, with a blurry silhouette of two people in the bottom foreground. Text says “Make (Me) Believe: a reylo fakeit fic by mytbrisgrowing”
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ain't the same without the pain | @dhampirse.bsky.social rey and ben, retired neighbors with benefits, pretend to be something more when they're, ahem, interrupted by their various children. come for a very charming reylo, stay for hux's attempt at heroism! archiveofourown.org/works/893336...
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ain’t the same without the pain - Chapter 1 - DhampirsDrinkEspresso - Star Wars Sequel Trilogy [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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kate @janejanajuno.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
nine and i have your #reylofakeit reads of the day! we hope they enhance your weekend!
ALA poster from 1930 - on a mint green background, outlined in white and deep pink, there's a photo of kermit and miss piggy at the library. they are positioned by a walnut bookcase filled with books. kermit is sitting on a stack of books holding an open book, dressed per usual (aka, naked frog). miss piggy, on the other hand, is standing on a taller stack of books, one foot popped behind her. she's holding an open book in a lavender gloved hand and her other hand is reaching up for the other book. she's wearing her hair in a very gibson girl style bun and wearing an outfit to match: a white blouse with tight fitting forearms tucked into a long grey skirt over a petticoat and heeled turn of the last century boots
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blue @thelivingblues.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
first pick | @ssadghostt.bsky.social ao3.org/collections/reylofakeit/works/89703916 — Rey needs a willing and creative partner to help with a DIY solution to a workplace problem. enter: Ben who has a willingness to help that has Nothing to do with his (secret) feelings for his (platonic) friend 😀
there are nine total images. each one is surrounded by a white frame so that they look like printed traditional photos/polaroid photos. L to R, top to bottom: hands holding a cell phone, a campfire, AD from that fragrance shoot, DR sitting on a dock, the title image, the silhouette of two backlit faces, a lake at sunset, a bed in a cabin, two hands brushing. the title image reads: "first pick a reylo fake it fic by ssalemghostsss"
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blue @thelivingblues.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You Spin Me Right Round Baby, Right Round | @annewritesreylo.bsky.social ao3.org/collections/reylofakeit/works/89662301 — a chance meeting leads to Rey securing a last minute date to an important work function. come for a Rey that is both determined & kind, stay for the capital D drama + the twist!
a white rectangle has been superimposed on top of a photo of train tracks. the text on the white photo is pink and purple and reads "You Spin Me Right Round Baby, Right Round A Reylo Fake It 'Til We Make It By Anne". below the white rectangle are two photos of AD and DR, both images are heart shaped and they slightly overlap.
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