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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨

@nihilisticuffs.com
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JT. Progressive (harm-reductive, even if incremental, progress) Arkansan dude (he/him/whatever really), chronically dehydrated and flat out of patience. Like a unicorn with a drinking problem. Forklift certified. Burn the rebel flag and pass the sweet tea.

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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28m
... to say, as a man, you don't have to make this shit about you. If I had involved myself, the situation might have escalated, him deciding he needed to show off or assert something. But I was there and I was ready, and my sister knew that. Allow agency, de-escalate. But you gotta BE THERE.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28m
... eventually my sister (who is very mean (complimentary)) decided to correct him. As she was laying into him, I put my hand on her shoulder to remind her I was there and waited. She and a few of the other girls gave him the business and eventually he took the hint and left. All of this...
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28m
I saw The Beaches at ACL a couple of years ago and during the set a guy pushed his way into the crowd of mostly women, seemingly to join friends, only for my sister and I to realize that he didn't know the girls he had pushed into and was drunk. He got increasingly belligerent in his advances and...
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 39m
Love it when a plan comes together.
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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 1h
The world's richest white supremacist ketamine enthusiast and a guy who relies on yes men and presidential nursemaids and AI slop are deciding the future of war.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 1h
This will be one of the most important immigration cases in a generation. The Trump admin claims that a 1996 law mandates the detention of millions of people without any right to a bond hearing; every person who entered illegally, no matter how long in the past. If they win, it's a nightmare.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 48m
It's always dudes who see something like this and go, "Um, actually, this wouldn't be hard to do at all." Like, yeah, bud, that doesn't matter. The fact is they did it, it looked baller, and it achieved the effect it was striving for. I bet y'all are fun at parties. 🙃
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 59m
Given his wife's political advocacy for Barack Obama, it's outrageous that Jack Smith was ever entrusted with the legal fate of Donald Trump. by Ginni Thomas
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The Road Jess Travelled @jesspected.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking about Daisy, Melinda, Makayla, & every victim of sexual assault. Men should understand in a very real way, not their hollow larps, that prison is the reluctant compromise. In a society of actual Protectors, rapists would be hunted & men would beg for prison to hide.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 9h
Republicans can't even fucking kill people correctly.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 9h
Famously, only rich men ever raped anybody. For sure. 👍
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 15h
Sure there's nothing to that. Simple oversight, reckon.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 15h
Imagine reading that anecdote and your ah-ha moment being "ah, yes, clearly this is a person who hates children". 🙄
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 20h
Personally I think you should be allowed to rip rapists' throats out with your teeth and spit their blood in the faces of anyone with the nerve to defend the act or the institutions that fail to hold them to account, but what do I know.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Nah, man, it's cool; I'll just spend my whole life wishing things had been different.
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wouldn't mind a second and longer and more thorough MeToo tbqh
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. 👀
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Christ. 👀
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Actually hilarious.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Incredible times we're living in.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
The rage I understand. Goodtrouble over on the video apps was like, "I need to drink their fucking blood from a boot" and I'm over here like, "Yeah, that is exactly the sort of unmoored, unhinged way I am feeling in this moment, as well." Unhelpful, possibly yes, but not inaccurate.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Like, legitimately, someone should have been beaten with a sock full of nickels for THIS DECISION, much less the half-dozen worse steps before this in the fucking process.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 30/09/2026
Super-cool and awesome how sexual assault victims tend to just get abused over and over and over again — socially, psychologically, financially — by every branch down the tree.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
[SENATOR ERIC SCHMITT]: So you’re telling me under oath that you’ve never spoken with an Attorney General nominee? [JACK SMITH]: No, I don’t think— [SCHMITT]: WELL THEN *unveils poster* please explain this picture of you with Matt Gaetz! [SMITH]: That is Media Matters senior fellow Matt Gertz
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it is crazy that he did a straight-up supervillain monologue about how he had planted this in right-wing media and that the NYT was going to pick it up, right in front of the NYT, and they did
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
Gonna do the charitable thing here and choose not to read this as snark.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
And, believe it or not, you do *not* need to make this about the fucking Neurotypicals™.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
I have never of my own accord made or used a To-Do List in my fucking life, no. 👍
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
"Super intelligence providers". Bro, just fucking kill me. 😮‍💨
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
These bastards blocked my Solitaire website. 😭
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 29/09/2026
You must learn to take joy in the little things, like the awkward silence as he realizes you're not joking. Bonus points for a stammer or an "Uh, anyway..."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
this is legitimately very funny
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The Road Jess Travelled @jesspected.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thinking about this meme & how the white, both in its generous proportion & description of basic decency as heroic, never sat right with me. We've heard of numerous cases of men drugging wives & inviting men to rape them with NONE reporting it. Where were those "heroes"?
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
Yeah, actually he should be forced to wear that hoodie everywhere.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
I have no doubt. 😂
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
I dunno, man, I feel like 'chic' is one of those descriptors where you can absolutely be that thing, but if it's self-ascribed (as it is here) it is most certainly not accurate.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
Of course.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the horrific cornell gang rape case has me thinking about emma sulkowicz who alleged she was raped as a student at columbia in 2014 and never got any justice. it has me thinking about the physical and mental weight young women are forced to carry while their safety is subsumed by male potential.
Emma Sulkowicz carrying around a mattress on the Columbia campus in 2014 to raise awareness of her alleged rape and the university's inaction.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
Totally. 👍
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
Really only two possibilities here: 1) Mike Johnson is an idiot. 2) Mike Johnson is an idiot and a liar.
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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026
The GOP is an opposition party even when it's in power, the idea that they are the perpetual underdog is central to their internal mythology and can't be disturbed by facts or the results of elections. It's also why they're bad at, you know, governing.
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
I'm a lifelong country fan who loves good country but this is just... incorrect. Nashville hasn't been a *musical* leader in the industry since the genre decided that pandering was more important than music. The best country comes from outside Nashville, *in spite of* Nashville tastemakers.
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🖤🩶✨Em✨🩶🖤💕looking at you like you're made of solid gold✨️✨️🥰 💕 @bananagoggles13.swifties.social · 28/09/2026
Just popping in to say fuck Morgan wallen. I hope he shits his pants 🙏🙏
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 28/09/2026
😭😭😭
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A core belief uniting Trumpists with Silicon Valley tech bros is that society should be organized around male entitlement to sex: a cross between Mad Men and the old Playboy Mansion.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
if petting a miniature horse or donkey for three minutes helps teens with their moods imagine what not robbing them of a future could do
wapo article stating Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens moods, study says with a pic of a teen and a donkey
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bernie making pisspoor personnel choices?? Bernie listening to cranks????
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✨Gears, Geeks, Guilloti—✨ @nihilisticuffs.com · 27/09/2026
I am a leader of men. 🫡
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