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cursed cincinnati sports fan; sudarshan yellamaraju believer; sorry excuse for a piece of shit

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh god, please not another Darnell Washington game against the Bengals.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.
When the Department of Homeland Security sent Nevada a list of 185 names last month that it claimed identified noncitizens who had been improperly allowed to register to vote, state election officials got to work.
On Tuesday, the state sent a strongly worded rebuke to the federal government: Every single person on the list was a lawful citizen.
"As for the 185 individuals, our records indicate that they were citizens," Greg D. Ott, a deputy attorney general in Nevada, wrote, according to a copy of a letter sent to Department of Homeland Security officials obtained through open records requests.
"You have provided nothing of substance to suggest otherwise."Following the meeting, Ms. Vogt sent a clarifying email to Nevada officials. "I also wanted to be sure I clarified that we did not reduce the 15,903 to 185," she wrote. "We've manually reviewed some of the 15,903 and confirmed 185 are not U.S. Citizens."
Now, Nevada officials are saying even that 185 number is wrong. They also took issue with a letter D.H.S. sent them in early September, in which the agency reiterated its initial claims about nearly 16,000 noncitizens on the rolls and pressured state officials to review each case in a letter to Nevada officials in early September.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found this video on Reddit of JFK’s golf swing. (Credit to u/Hubbled who posted the original.)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
whenever i hear some variation on "but what if trump does X or Y or Z" i think of this ulysses s. grant remark to a subordinate during the wilderness campaign.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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Andrew Quemere @andrewqmr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.
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Mass. parents' story about child's gender transition complicated by court records
Joseph Kutzko was charged with assaulting the child in January 2025, not long before the child was removed from the family’s home. Mother Arlene Kutzko was charged with witness intimidation in connect...
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GOP canceling events in deep red Kentucky: “One of Northern Kentucky’s largest near-annual conservative political events has been canceled. Eric Deters, the organizer of Patriots Day Freedom Fest, announced in a Facebook video that he was canceling the event due to a lack of VIP ticket sales.”
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Deters cancels 2026 Patriots Day Freedom Fest
Former attorney Eric Deters canceled the Sept. 26 Patriots Day Freedom Fest in Morning View, citing a lack of VIP ticket sales
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
bengals 2-0 & tomlin beefing with the browns? great start to the 2026 nfl season.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 20/09/2026
Coaches poll just dropped and OH MY GOD UMASS RECEIVING VOTES
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Schools Dropped Out
No. 23 Houston; No. 25 Virginia;
Others Receiving Votes
Houston 116; Mississippi State 114; Duke 70; West Virginia 55;
Kentucky 54; Oklahoma State 36; Pittsburgh 35; Virginia Tech
30; Vanderbilt 29; Boise State 29; Tulsa 20; UCLA 18; Kansas State 18; Western Michigan 17; Nebraska 11; North Dakota State 8; Northwestern 4; Clemson 3; Massachusetts 2; James Madison 2; Arizona 1;
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Anna Lind-Guzik @alindguzik.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
CBS takeover failed, gas prices astronomical, food prices correspondingly astronomical, AI backlash growing, Iran war total quagmire. The only success this admin has had is protecting sexual abusers from accountability and making bank from crypto schemes.
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Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🍁 @thatretro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
we have to see at least one mike tomlin minecraft segment this season
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Here we go again. #Bengals #WhoDey
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Christopher Owen @oysta.au · 12/09/2026
fuck, now this is some content
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Corrin, degenerate LaDS hater @corrinvalentine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
HAPPY FRASIER CRANE DAY
Niles Crane looking deeply annoyed at his brother Frasier saying from off-camera, “I’m surprised the trains are even running on Frasier Crane day.”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
So the GOP is celebrating a guy who created a darknet marketplace for heroin and meth, and put out multiple muder-for-hire contacts to conceal his crimes.
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bring it home, Haotong! 🇨🇳 #IrishOpen #TheMostHandsomeManInChina
haotong li holdin a fish
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Oh No He Didn't @ohnohedidnt24.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drew Lock: "Alright, let's get ready for four minute. Alright, let's get ready for two minute. Oh my gosh they're still throwing it. Pick this off way to go Jobe. Holy cow. We did it. Here we are. 1-0"
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
45 years ago today, the Reagan administration suggested school lunch administrators stretch the definition of “vegetable” to include things like ketchup and relish!!! btw this wikipedia article is twice as long as the "ketchup" page
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
ANTHROPIC EXEC: “.. I personally think it is >10% within the next decade.”
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 07/09/2026
BREAKING: Multiple sources tell The Rooster that Dr. Amy Acton’s attacker is Patrick Havas, the brother of Andrew Havas, the pedophile lobbyist who resigned in disgrace from the Husted campaign in July.
patrick havas handcuffed on a bench next to weaponsAndrew Havas resigns from Husted campaign
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 03/09/2026
That was response to
Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a roadrunner. How does that make you feel?
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jason Alexander in Criminal Minds
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
old enough to remember him campaigning on making juneteenth a federal holiday
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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.com · 01/09/2026
Through a statement given by Pastor Carl Ruby, Pierre Ronal Bel talks about the day his son, Haitian-Ohioan college student Pierre Damas Bel, killed himself over shame of losing his temporary protected status as an immigrant and being forced by ICE to wear an ankle monitor.
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Kevin Morris @kevintmorris.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Rest in peace to the inimitable Wendell Berry
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“When a gray-haired woman said she was driving four half-gallons to her grandbabies in Texas — ‘that’s how desperate I am for them to be healthy’ — McAfee kissed her on the head and called her a ‘raw-milk freedom rider.’”
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He Profits Off Raw Milk That’s Making People Sick. The Government Isn’t Stopping Him.
With Raw Farm, the largest raw-milk dairy in the country, Mark McAfee has capitalized on a once-fringe product that’s been thrust into the mainstream in recent years and backed by Health Secretary Rob...
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Nathan Tankus @nathantankus.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ben Gvir posted this video on twitter today which shows fat and happy Palestinians on a conveyer built going through the Israeli "prison" (torture camp) system and coming out emaciated and maudlin. This is textbook genocidal content.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I like this Japanese artist that hand paints vintage American clothes. He turns things such as vintage hunting jackets into “animal appreciation” jackets using motifs that celebrate animals. Some of his stuff is currently up for sale at Maiden's Shop in Tokyo. IG takuro917 and maidens_shop
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The situation in Haiti is terrifying. On Sunday, 150 gunmen swept down on a town to kill, rape, loot, and burn. 22 people were executed in a churchyard. 52 were taken hostage. Stephen Miller mockingly says Haiti is safe and ICE just sent its second deportation flight this month; with kids on board.
They arrived in silence, under cover of darkness, heavily armed as they surrounded the town and moved through Kenscoff’s rugged terrain and towering forests in the mountains above the Haitian capital. Numbering around 150, the gunmen swept through several locations as they made their way toward the center of the town, opening fire on resident who tried to flee. At least 13 people were shot and killed as the gunmen ran through downtown, according to an account by the United Nations human rights office. As more than 50 others sought refuge in L’Arche de la Nouvelle Alliance, a Protestant church that had been sheltering people already displaced by the violence, the gunmen pursued them. When they arrive, they forced residents from the church and executed 22 of them in its courtyard. A dozen others were killed behind the sanctuary. The attackers didn’t just stop there. Before withdrawing from downtown, an area encompassing City Hall and a Haiti National Police substation, they abducted at least 52 people, including a mother and her five children, as well as another mother and her infant. Children and elderly who could not run were killed inside their homes. Others were burned alive after gunmen set at least a dozen houses on fire, witnesses told the National Human Rights Defense Network. The attackers also shot horses and other livestock inside the rural enclave.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Before Doucet, baseball terminology in Quebec was a lot of franglais - "le shortstop a struck out sur un curveball" etc. - but that didn't fly with Quebec broadcasting laws, so he basically had to invent a French word to use for every bit of the baseball lexicon. Here are some of them:
Some French baseball terms coined by the late Jacques Doucet

amorti (deadened) - to bunt
balle fronde (slingshot ball) - splitter
balle papillon (butterfly ball) - knuckleball
chandelle (candle) - pop fly
souricière (mousetrap) - rundown
sabotage - blown save
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Did one of these for the upcoming season
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Really curious how much OpenAI is spending on these ChatGPT ads with the old ladies. Seems like I see it on every ad break while streaming.
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My best purchase in a while is the Apple polishing cloth that fits perfectly into my capybara post-it note holder.
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Ok, I’ll watch on Sunday. Cowboy, Votto, and Benetti is a five-star trio.
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
except these guys, right?
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
best decision i've made this year was to stop watching the reds in june. was tempted to go back for a few games but i'd rather watch a PGA tournament where Scottie laps the field than the current Castellini product. shoutout to the folks on here who keep me updated while i'm not watching.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
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Joel Beall @joelmbeall.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
On the last days of LIV Golf and what the hell any of it was for www.golfdigest.com/story/last-d...
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The last days of LIV Golf and what the hell any of it was for
Michael La Sasso’s final putt had barely dropped before the champagne bottles opened, even if it was almost certainly the last time anyone could spray champagne and pretend the league had a future worth toasting.
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Got CTE from Playing Peek a boo @doubledoinkrigged.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
brilliant
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loomis @nigelcoppes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
we used to be a proper country.
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