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Bluesky’s Golf Guy

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"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation." ~Thoreau, and everyone who's ever 3-putted. Inside Sports Network golf contributor.

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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 1h
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Man Winking Over Fence
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 1h
Any chance we can rescind those extensions for Chad Tracy and Craig Breslow?
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Drew famously doesn’t drink anymore and I think he should be required to give us one stoned thought like this every night
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right wingers need attention and they get it by making claims that will earn them clicks, and then listens, and make a non-zero amount of people who go “what?” and then listen. Until we learn to immediately block these morons and those who peddle their nonsense, we’ll never fix social media.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Baseball is too fast now. I need a 5-hour Sox-Yankees game tonight that makes me insufferable to be around in the office tomorrow. Grind me into dust for a couple weeks, I need it to feel alive
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is great -- my home state and an article written by Jack McCluskey who was a colleague of mine from way back at the ESPN copy desk -- that's a must read for me.
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Gabby Herzig @gabbyherzig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Yale Golf Course just got a $30 million Gil Hanse restoration. Now, Yale is charging $350 for the public to play…with poor and patchy turf conditions. So, what happened? “For them to drop the ball, that doesn’t surprise me.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/764...
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A $30 million disaster: How did Yale let its newly restored golf course fall apart? (Gift Article)
Alums are upset about patchy grass, dried-out greens and want answers. "If someone gave you a Rembrandt, you’d take care of it."
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every Eagles game feels like a pivotal moment in that season of Game of Thrones.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Eagles defense is supposed to be good???
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Claire De Lune? That’s Debussy. Debussy!”
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
WHY DO I HAVE TO LOVE THIS STUPID TEAM?
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why is every Eagles game a referendum on ref competency and terrible rules?
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy smokes ESPN went out of their way to not show the second player touch the ball with his foot in the end zone
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That Mariachi national anthem is A) delightful, and B) going to be a chyron on Fox News tomorrow
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Just booked a 36-hole excursion for a friend and I at a local muni course that's closing at the end of the year -- a fitting tribute to a fun little family-owned track I've had some fun rounds on over the years. Also I've never broken 80 at this stupid course so I'm getting 2 cracks at it Thursday.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
USA CHARGES BACK TO WIN THE PRESIDENTS CUP! 🏆
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Scottie Scheffler did not want to talk about this other than to say there was no place for it but after some fans yelled in the middle of Nico Echavarria's backswing, Scheffler conceded a long par to Nico and ended up tying the hole after missing his birdie putt per NBC
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunday singles matches: Young vs Hisatsune Clark vs Tom Kim Thomas vs Conners Scheffler vs Echavarria Burns vs Im Gotterup vs Bezuidenhout Morikawa vs Matsuyama Cantlay vs Scott Koivun vs Si Woo Kim Bridgeman vs Lee Henley vs Taylor Shuffle vs Fox Current score: 10.5-7.5 INTL
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday PM Foursomes 1.Cantlay/Schauffele (+100) vs. TK/SWK (+100) 2. Henley/Bridgeman (-140) vs. Conners/Taylor (+140) 3. Young/Gotterup (-115) vs. Scott/Im (+115) 4. Burns/Clark (-140) vs. Fox/Lee (+140)
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Ryan Ballengee @ryan.thegolfnewsnet.com · 26/09/2026
The OB fence along the 3rd is great because they stop it to accommodate a greenside bunker that itself is in bounds
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Call the race, you cowards
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just got an ad for "trump" paid for by the "united states government" get this man the fuck out of my face
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Saturday Fourball Pairings: Thomas/Koivun (-135) vs. Lee/Im (+135) Morikawa/Clark (-105) vs. TK/SWK (+105) Gotterup/Young (-130) vs. Taylor/Conners (+130) Scheffler/Burns (-215) vs. Hisatsune/Matsuyama (+215)
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This tech cannot be regulated. I’m sorry.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fact that the International team just did this AGAIN is insane.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And just like we expected, the International team is currently leading in all 5 matches. Seriously why are Americans so bad at alternate shot???
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I didn't do the list of my favorite shows from the NYT list but I can tell you I've seen some or all of 51 of the top 100 shows on their list.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lines are pretty stout today; I lean Sungae/Hideki over Henley/Bridgeman but not by much. Si Woo and Tom Kim are another strong pairing but the Disgusting Brothers have been reunited (Cantlay/Xander) and they play so well together that I'm not super interested. Morikawa/Clark should win handily.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's Foursomes (alternate shot) matches: Scheffler/Burns vs. Conners/N. Taylor Henley/Bridgeman vs. Im/Matsuyama Morikawa/Clark vs. Fox/MW Lee Thomas/Young vs. Scott/Bezuidenhout Cantlay/Schauffele vs. Si Woo Kim/Tom Kim
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe the Bijan Robinsons were really the friends we made along the way
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Huge cash here. ISN’s new matchup tool went 5-0! Hope a few of you won some money. I’ll post another one tonight when we put the new matchups into the tool.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Scheffler/Burns vs. MW Lee/Im match is absolutely riveting. All four guys hitting some clutch shots.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is excellent and I really recommend it, but as I watch these shows I can't help but think about @pablo.show's blue sweater and how much I need one.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
god I just donated to Jon Ossoff's campaign. like an IDIOT.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What the hell with fall allergies? I didn't even have any spring allergies this year and yet now I am dying
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
PRESIDENTS CUP THURSDAY MATCHES Four-ball (Best Ball) Scheffler/Burns (USA) vs. MW Lee/Im (INTL) Young/Schauffele (USA) vs. Matsuyama/Hisatsune (INTL) Thomas/Koivun (USA) vs. Conners/Echavarria (INTL) Clark/Morikawa (USA) vs. Fox/Scott (INTL) Gotterup/Cantlay (USA) vs. SW Kim/T. Kim (INTL)
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My only bet for tomorrow -- I like Si Woo Kim/Tom Kim over Cantlay/Gotterup. Here's a little gift from me -- ISN's numbers have Si Woo/TK as projected favorites in that match, and yet you're getting them at + money. More to come later in the week -- and I'll probably bet every singles match.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"One group bucks the trend" And that group is, you guessed it, millennial men with empathy and compassion, anxiety, a mid-life crisis and an overall impending sense of dread
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Oh it's fine, the Onion is just firing live rounds at me first thing in the morning
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ever played DFS contests for the Ryder Cup or Presidents Cup? It's different! And it's pretty fun. Here's a FREE breakdown of how it works, no paywall.
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2026 Presidents Cup: DFS Format and Strategy Primer
This week kicks off one of the more unique events in golf -- the Presidents Cup, a four-day tournament that offers a format that differs significantly from your traditional golf event. For DFS purpose...
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Baseball managers and analytics nerds have completely lost the plot with their lineups. Why is Kyle Schwarber leading off for the Phillies? That’s absurdist behavior.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Join me next week for my AI breakdown of Black Desert, where I pick your lineups for you, freeing you up to do more work and create value for those shareholders. Don’t have fun! Leave that to us!
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here’s something that’s not disinformation. Dave Portnoy once joked that Size 6 women wearing skinny jeans were asking to be raped. When he was asked about it later he said, “I stand by that. I think it’s a funny joke.”
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found this video on Reddit of JFK’s golf swing. (Credit to u/Hubbled who posted the original.)
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ever played DFS contests for the Ryder Cup or Presidents Cup? It's different! And it's pretty fun. Here's a FREE breakdown of how it works, no paywall.
insidesportsnetwork.com
2026 Presidents Cup: DFS Format and Strategy Primer
This week kicks off one of the more unique events in golf -- the Presidents Cup, a four-day tournament that offers a format that differs significantly from your traditional golf event. For DFS purpose...
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This figure is more or less accurate if you combine every data center to every one of the country's roughly 16,000 golf courses. But one golf course does not use 40 times more water than one data center.
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Every time Butker misses left I get a little tickle inside my naughty bits
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, it feels so good to get a bet like this in the win column immediately
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Did Tom Brady just swear during the broadcast?
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Bluesky’s Golf Guy @cparish.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shameless ISN plug! We've got some big things planned for the Presidents Cup -- a great breakdown of Medinah No. 3, some fun matchup tools we're building, and wall-to-wall coverage of the tournament. AND we're running a promo! Use code PRESCUP26 to join us this week for just $10!
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