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@nicoduq.bsky.social
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Garbage person, Pokémon enthusiast, Ace. He/They.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/08/2026
Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
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Crying Newborn Has No Idea How Much Worse It Gets
MEDFORD, OR—Saying the infant really ought to save her tears for the real shit that’s headed her way, sources familiar with crying newborn Sophia Whitfield confirmed Monday that she had no idea how mu...
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I will be okay. Not because everything is fine, but because I am surprisingly difficult to destroy. Says Skeletor who notices being hard to destroy sure doesn’t mean a bunch of asshoes don’t keep trying.
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i personally think polymarket and all companies like it should be regulated out of existence and their assets seized by the state
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
have we considered just banning these things entirely
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Me, a casual soccer liker, in the 97th minute: Arrest all FIFA referees and bomb Argentina
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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
obligatory for the 4th
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Tom O @vgtomo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
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Asher Elbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think there's actually a useful difference we can draw here. Namely: there is incrementalism that comes from pushing wherever possible (and with whatever levels possible) to make progress toward a maximalist demand, versus incrementalism that's positioned as an excuse for setting minor goals
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Lynda Barry did not squeeze your heart and simultaneously explain the point of all art with the barest of line drawings so you could tell me that AI is "inevitable."
HOW TO LOOK AT ART by Lynda Barry

In the first panel, a dog-headed woman, a mother, looks at a painting in the "Madonna with Baby Jesus" vein. A small blobby child is standing next to her.

Mother: IM NOT SURE HOW TO LOOK AT ART.
Child: WHATS SPOSTA HAPPEN?

In the second panel the dog-headed mother holds up her hands (paws?) trying to explain to the child.

Mother: SOMETHING BIG. A REVELATION.
SUDDENLY YOU JUST UNDERSTAND.

In the third panel dog-headed mother goes back to looking at the painting. The child holds up their arms to be lifted.

Mother: NOT SURE HOW TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
Child: HOW BOUT LIFT ME UP SO I CAN SEE BETTER

In the last panel, the dog-headed mother is holding the child, their position mirrored by the Madonna and baby Jesus in the painting.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Reporting live from New York
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Lenin Rises: Must Crush Capitalism!
Alt: Lenin Rises: Must Crush Capitalism!
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may 👑 @fawndly.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
evergreen ass message
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Zoey @zoeytro.pe · 19/05/2026
Skeet by @jtp.bsky.social:
"half of all tech news lately is some variation of 'the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer'"
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Levon Jihanian @forkfrenzy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The "out of the way swine" comic is great but this is the best comic strip of all time
Comic strip by Lynda Barry.
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Some people say we don’t build beautiful things anymore and, like, lol. Motherfuckers, we built this:
A graph from Our World In Data showing a precipitous drop in child mortality starting in the late 1800s going from an average of 48% to global rate of 27% in 1950 to the 2020 infant mortality rate of 4%, with some countries having a rate as low as 0.3%
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Focus
It's a tight crop on an intense crow's face that is rendered in many pen lines. Background is a vivid vermillion, as are the crow's eyes. The crow is tinted teal. It has a small speech bubble which reads "Focus"
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☆Stevie's Arcade☆ @steviesarcade.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Godzilla pls, the people need you
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Cal is Stitching & Cascading @caljones.com · 10/04/2026
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LoadingReadyRun @loadingreadyrun.com · 27/03/2026
Did you wake up this morning thinking “I really love that image of the LRR crew in the style of JoJo by @atomicmarshmallow.bsky.social, but it’d be great if it were more up to date, and with the whole crew”. Pretty specific, but GOOD NEWS! And yes, we’ll make this into playmats. Hang tight. 😀
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Graham Stark @graham.loadingreadyrun.com · 26/03/2026
Trans athletes have been able to compete at the Olympics for decades, and in that time there have been around SIX. They have not medaled nor even placed highly. A “solution” of a non-issue to virtue-signal bigotry. The added ban against any athlete with DSD arbitrarily punishes the exceptional.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
my therapist after i go on a 25 minute tear
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
kill all fake lovers
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ceej @ceej.online · 26/09/2023
twitter wasn't an indispensable town square where common folk could speak truth to power. it was a game you played on your phone
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
You've heard that something is going on with colon cancer. I'm working on a thing...let me know what you think!! Is it helpful? What would you do different? hankgreen.com/crc
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Something is Going on with Colorectal Cancer
An interactive data journalism piece exploring the rise of young-onset colorectal cancer, with population simulations, risk factors, and prevention information.
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
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Sarah Colonthree, unmoderated @sarah.northsky.social · 06/02/2026
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Brian overlooking the water with a 24 pack of Busch Light Apple and the text 
"Fuck it's now????
What's next?
Later? 
I can't do it anymore"
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
ok stay with me on this one... sometimes you have writer's block because you're not in Text World. you have to read until you're back in Text World. if you don't read, you're writing in the real world. sentences won't feel right or they'll look goofy. not in Text World though
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Eva @eeevvaaa.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Me faltan manos para aplaudir a este abogado mexicano. A ver si los que están dando saltos de alegría con el ataque de USA a Venezuela entienden algo leyendo su tuit. Lo explica perfectamente. Impecable.
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Skyehoppers @skyehoppers.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
New Video! Earthbound resists being understood. Here I go trying anyway. Join me as we analyze the game from front to back and unravel its ideas about love, evil, sacrifice, togetherness, and humanity 💙 youtu.be/1f-xI_NyVvM
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Earthbound Believes in You, in Us
YouTube video by Skyehoppers
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Today in Pokémon History by Serebii.net @serebiiotd.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
On this day in 2000, 25 years ago, Pokémon Crystal was first released. This game was the enhanced version of Gold & Silver and featured more in-depth story behind Suicune, as well as the first online gameplay & the first playable female trainer www.serebii.net/crystal/
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Game Wolf Advance (2001) @ator.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
so powerful i actually burst into tears protect your people we need to have each other’s backs right now more than ever
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Annika @annihowls.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
He did not want his photo taken while he was soggy
A wet cockatiel looking outraged
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I’m holly, I’m jolly. You’ve got believe me. I swear I am
an orange cat is on the stairs near some christmas decorations looking a bit freaked out
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Joe @joeeasonart.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
The Mage & The Prince - 2023
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Trevor Aleo @mraleosays.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
It’s really absurd that we’ve reached a point where the “common sense” view of education is that its primary purpose is to lower the future onboarding/training costs for companies hiring new employees.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"
The full quote: "I think the sublime confusion is from nineteen to twenty-nine. You think you are late for everything, you're a has been, nothing is happening, there's no opportunity for you, the world is closed, everything is a disaster, you wanna die. And then you're thirty. " 
"You young people are in the exact age of desperation. I never felt more done and old than in my twenties. I'd say 'life has passed me and I did nothing.' But I'm here to tell you that's not true: you have a lot of fucking time."
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
hmm this Art. it speaks to me
screenshot from tumblr. username @matthewsiji.com says "It's 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousness of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4"

username crazy-pages reblogs with the added note: "I can't decide if it's better if they're not really uploaded into the cloud, they just all tricked themselves into thinking a GPT model trained on their brain is them, so she's playing with their fake echoes in a macabre imitation of the immortality they deluded themselves into believing they had. Or if they're real and she's just about to torment them forever"
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.blue · 07/10/2025
[waking up]: oh what the fuck now
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InkyInGreen 🏹🍂 @blackwallmancer.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).
Someone's screenshot of a two-post twitter thread, from user blue (@bluewmist):

the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it's called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don't care, but because you care too much.

you don't need lower standards. you need less self-worth tangled up in your goals. the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are.
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debs 🏴‍☠️🩸 @edstede.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
It's like this #Silksong #Hornet #Lace #ToxicBugYuri
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence
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BestBoi Alex @alexdualgrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Sisterrr I'm pickled
Freshly pickled Mega Victreebel
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 28/07/2025
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
"There are three kinds of magic," said Wizzler, handing us each a balloon. "You can control tigers, you can shoot tornadoes from your fingers, or you can fly by holding your breath. The color of confetti inside your balloon will reveal which kind of power you have."
I felt the panic rising in me. What if my confetti turned yellow, indicating that I was a Tiger-Talker? My family, a long line of proud Tornado-Fingers, would disown me. Could I ever return home, bearing such shame?
I tried to calm myself as I readied the ceremonial safety pin. Green, I thought, willing my hopes into reality. Please be green. 
I popped the balloon, involuntarily shutting my eyes. When I opened them, would I see the green I hoped for? The yellow I feared? What if, gods forbid, the confetti were blue? 
I opened my eyes, seeing shock on the faces of my classmates. Wizzler himself stared at me, wide-eye. Looking down, I saw myself covered in confetti... purple confetti.“I don’t understand,” I growled, my body trembling with pain. “I combined eighty percent Earth-elemental mana with twenty percent Fire-elemental mana (Type B), focused through a twenty-four-sided icositetragon made of yellow topaz. This, in conjunction with my blood type, star sign, sense of humor, and nickname, should have produced a blazing column of lightning to vaporize my enemies. Instead, it made a big bubble that smells like fresh laundry. Why?”
Skullgrumbler began to laugh. “You fool! You don’t even realize…” he squealed. “You’re facing east!”“It’s whatever you want,” explained Magemaster Grampledog. “Magic is just whatever you want.”
I knew he was speaking in riddles, but I couldn’t grasp his hidden meaning. “So the rules are…”
Grampledog lit a sliver of smokereed. “No rules. You say some words and you wave a stick and whatever you want just happens. You don’t even need the stick.”
His wisdom still eluded me. I stared into his face, trying to decipher what he was really saying.
“No, listen.” Grampledog snapped his fingers and his desk turned into a pile of chicken nuggets. “I didn’t even know that would happen.” His hat then came alive and began to yodel. 
“It’s pandemonium,” he explained. “It’s complete nonsense.”
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