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@condunn.bsky.social
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amateur: baker, water polo professional: gay

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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
RT with your home river the LA river 💖
the mighty LA river the mighty LA river
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
the ai chat bot isn’t making you look 80s it’s making you look hot and this is why you’re posting it
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the greatest invention of the 21st century was letting flavor flav rename each of the adult women on his show like infants at a drunk uncle christening
flavor flav christens a woman “oyster”
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
guess who i found at the vintage shop
a vintage lamp; the eye of sauron; also, a butthole
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the baddest bitches ain’t in LA, they’re antiquing in palm springs
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i’m not crying at the end of coyote vs. acme you’re crying at the end of coyote vs. acme
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
new #fcf sponcon just dropped
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Marty! Hear me out. The Color of More Money. This time, I'm the old one. I mean [loud laugh] not OLD. Obviously no one would believe that. But I think my fans are ready to see me as, you know, 50...49, 50. Late forties." "But you'll be 65." [pause] "You know, I came to you with this as a courtesy."
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
i had a dream i wanted tickets to a music festival but they were sold out bc tate mcrae was headlining and so i had to sneak in but then no one showed up to see tate
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Lotta people this weekend are gonna have a karaoke mic in their hand when they find out that Dolly was a SINGER singer and even the songs she made sound easy are very hard. Keep your head on a swivel.
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
YOU SEEM PRETTY PINK FOR A BAJA BLAST 😭😭😭
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
in honor of the hit movie spa day
selfie in a spa locker room
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
fuck it’s a ******
selfie in a tank top and jeans
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
help i can’t stop watching videos of mormons opening up their mission assignment letters
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
back on my instagram 2013 bullshit
a mounted breakfatst burrito
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
she would always say ‘a person’s face says a lot about how they look’ ❤️
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
trying this again
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
any good news today or nah
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i don’t have proof of this but the way things are going i can only assume hayden cursed me on her way out
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
rumpled but still here
selfie in desperate need of an iron
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
hey anyone heard of this new app called goose
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
one step closer to making the world’s greatest hummus made by a white man
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
capital one you will never know peace for this
notification from a credit card “Congrats! We saw you just spent $9.99”
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
diet starts monday
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh really? he sent me to heaven
jonathan bailey personally DMing me “what’s up man”
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
carbs are NOT your enemy Timothee Chalamet is!
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Chanty HUSSEIN Beluga
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
y’all can keep your leg day im doing Peg day
cover of steely dan’s classic album aja, featuring hit single Peg
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
have y’all seen this twink doing unironic martha stewart-style bits on tiktok, cause i have a few follow up questions
A twink and in a popped collar polo faces the camera and says “remember our hydrangea arrangement from three weeks ago?”
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
@bsky.app said good morning it seems you’ve gone down the wrong path here let’s start with a clean slate bb
a screenshot of my following page on bluesky, which is empty bc apparently i follow no one
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
big weekend eh
selfie yet again
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
out with a friend last night and he confessed when he first saw lola young in a music video he thought it was dina martina
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
what’s your favorite tv show with an academy award winning star that no one has ever heard of on apple tv
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Jenni Tolls @jennitolls.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
No weapon that is formed against Britney Spears shall prosper; and every tongue that shall rise against Britney in judgment thou shalt condemn
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
do they still give kids palate expanders or was that just something they did in the 90s to stop kids from eating popcorn
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
when we eventually find out egg bites cause butt cancer it’s joever for me
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Dr. Twink, Microplastic Surgeon @subtlebeast.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Hey it's me Nikki Blonsky from Hairspray
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
get to know your blooms! i’ll make it short i am exactly this old and gay
jay brannan on youtube look it up sweeties
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
yall ever seen god
cheetos mac n cheese
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🌿 @kxdyn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@condunn.bsky.social’s impact
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
a state of mind
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
get me back to god’s country (glendale)
good afternoon delta screen
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
in moments like this (violently hungover with a 5 hr flight ahead) prayer is all we have
twink says catholicism is true request if you disagree
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Music, Fashion, Film
britney spears performs gimme more at the VMAsparis hilton walks the heatherette runwayamy poehler and bradley cooper make cinematic history in wet hot american summer
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
where you see half a door missing, i see half an OPPORTUNITY believe it or not soaking wet bathroom floors can actually be GOOD 💪🔥🚀 here’s why—
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i am once again asking why have we given up on full coverage shower doors
a shower with a door but it’s only half the door so it doesn’t do much to keep water anywhere in particular
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
and here’s how i turned those nighttime screams to daytime DOLLARS 💸💪🚀
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
sha la la la la la don’t be shy
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condunn @condunn.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
no no, this is the correct question
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