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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed

@nickynoo007.bsky.social
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Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or edible. Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations Cream First! Skön wars. T░U░T░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those were the days. You could go to the pictures, get a fish supper, stab a man and still have change from tuppence.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You will!
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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026
Found this. A rare photo of 'The Gang of Five' at the start of Fun Thread. Note how @iammardikins.bsky.social (centre) put me next to @nickynoo007.bsky.social , anticipating a 'stabbing'. @colonelescargot.bsky.social as far away from Bloke as poss & @socialistdawn.bsky.social in his Sunday Worst.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I could @IfICouldBeArsed.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You actually just made proper lol! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You say that like it's a bad thing.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I aim to please....................................................................................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................. myself.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It would be, if I could be arsed.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I like things tidy.I'm a minimalist or, as some people call it, a cannibal.
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social maybe get @socialistdawn.bsky.social and @colonelescargot.bsky.social to help you with the corpse tossing 😅
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
10 years? It feels so much longer.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 24/09/2026
NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4
buff.ly
Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,…
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's because those attacking the RNLI are cowards, devoid of empathy or humanitarian instincts. All they have is hate; they're overwhelmingly broken people, as evidenced by how many in those groups always turn out to be abusers, rapists, violent offenders. They're the very worst of us.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social this is how I feel how about you @colonelescargot.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social ?
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reform MS Sarah Cooper-Lesadd has defected to Plaid Cymru, in what's becoming quite a day for Farage's mob in Cardiff. What's Welsh for face-eating leopards?
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unusual remark for an orange man
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If an Irish newspaper doesn’t run a “Senior Orangeman Calls For A United Ireland” headline, then the newspapers are dead.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Annoyed Ugh
ALT: Annoyed Ugh
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I knew there was a reason I like you.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I can't be arsed to do that.
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iKapaAllan @ikapaallan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, well, well… looks like those cream-first charlatans are on their way out. @wulfhelm.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I don't believe a word of it. I'm not even sure that I'm going to read it.
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Patrick Seurre @patrick.seurre.com · 08/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @edcarver.bsky.social @louishenwood.bsky.social any chance of quote posting post below and encouraging people to sign? Not sure, but if you already signed as a supporter to get it published you won’t need to again
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I've already awarded it to me. Though I couldn't be arsed to turn up to the ceremony.
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 09/09/2026
Hurrah for the blackshorts?
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please sign this!
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has today marched his private army of blackshorts to Daily Mail HQ to demand a new house for his mum within 48 hrs, after they doorstepped her for a feature on him. Apparently he plans to blockade them + cry at them until they do Bet those lads are glad of the balaclavas
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good morrow
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I wish!
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Exactly.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Because that's all you are.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Always ❤️🔨
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/08/2026
She’s killing this.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Joint statement from the leaders of the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway and Canada.
JOINT STATEMENT FROM THE LEADERS OF
UNITED KINGDOM, FRANCE, GERMANY, ITALY, NETHERLANDS, NORWAY AND CANADA
The Israeli Government's decision to publish construction tenders for the
E1 settlement project is unacceptable. The international community has long opposed this settlement expansion, and has voiced their grave concerns privately and publicly. The E1 settlement will undermine the prospect of the two-state solution by driving a wedge through the West Bank and harming the territorial contiguity of the Palestinian Territories.
International law is clear that Israeli settlements in the West Bank are illegal. This is the position of the international community reaffirmed by the United Nations Security Council.
At a time of grave instability in the West Bank with unprecedented levels of violence by settlers against civilians, and serious restrictions on the Palestinian economy, this decision is even more concerning.
We urge the Government of Israel to retract these plans immediately and end its expansion of settlements in the West Bank. Not only will they take us further from peace, but they further undermine Israel's international standing.
Businesses should not consider bidding for construction tenders. They should be aware of legal and reputational consequences including the risk of involving themselves in serious breaches of international law.
We reiterate our commitment to a comprehensive, just and lasting peace based on the two-state solution. We will continue to act in its interest.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We pay quite a lot in tax and health insurance, but we get a lot back for that. I actually ask myself a lot how people afford to live in the UK.
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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
Another dodgy repost...Blocked
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Anyone reposting you must be dodgy and should be blocked until their execution.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Well, luckily, I NEVER read your posts.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I said stab, but tomato/tomato and all that.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m listening to David Sedaris. He went to stay with an old fashioned relative. She said “no electronic devices on the ground floor. Keep them in your bedrooms” David said “what a great idea” whilst thinking “crazy bitch”
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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
@socialistdawn.bsky.social is well versed in the 3 Body Problem...One at a time... #Butterflies & #Wülferhampton @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nonnie.bsky.social @frenchie.eurosky.social @sirtomnobluetick.eurosky.social @pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'd be very angry, if I could be arsed.
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I cannot believe that you lot are still illegally punning!
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