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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed

@nickynoo007.bsky.social
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Jaffa cakes are not biscuits or edible. Founder of #TypoThursady and inventor of blockemendations Cream First! Skön wars. T░U░T░S░ ░I░N░ ░B░I░O░

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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 24/09/2026
NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4
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Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,…
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Bash @bashthebox.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's because those attacking the RNLI are cowards, devoid of empathy or humanitarian instincts. All they have is hate; they're overwhelmingly broken people, as evidenced by how many in those groups always turn out to be abusers, rapists, violent offenders. They're the very worst of us.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social this is how I feel how about you @colonelescargot.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social ?
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Kenny Campbell @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Reform MS Sarah Cooper-Lesadd has defected to Plaid Cymru, in what's becoming quite a day for Farage's mob in Cardiff. What's Welsh for face-eating leopards?
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump becomes the first orange man to support a united Ireland
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unusual remark for an orange man
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Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @tonygroves.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If an Irish newspaper doesn’t run a “Senior Orangeman Calls For A United Ireland” headline, then the newspapers are dead.
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iKapaAllan @ikapaallan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Well, well, well… looks like those cream-first charlatans are on their way out. @wulfhelm.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social
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Patrick Seurre @patrick.seurre.com · 08/09/2026
@wulfhelm.bsky.social @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @edcarver.bsky.social @louishenwood.bsky.social any chance of quote posting post below and encouraging people to sign? Not sure, but if you already signed as a supporter to get it published you won’t need to again
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James Ball @jamesrball.com · 09/09/2026
Hurrah for the blackshorts?
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Bloke From Barnsley AKA She Who Can't Be Arsed @nickynoo007.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Please sign this!
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Daniel Thomas / Danny Tommo has today marched his private army of blackshorts to Daily Mail HQ to demand a new house for his mum within 48 hrs, after they doorstepped her for a feature on him. Apparently he plans to blockade them + cry at them until they do Bet those lads are glad of the balaclavas
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Good morrow
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/08/2026
She’s killing this.
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Joint statement from the leaders of the United Kingdom, France, Germany, Italy, Netherlands, Norway and Canada.
JOINT STATEMENT FROM THE LEADERS OF
UNITED KINGDOM, FRANCE, GERMANY, ITALY, NETHERLANDS, NORWAY AND CANADA
The Israeli Government's decision to publish construction tenders for the
E1 settlement project is unacceptable. The international community has long opposed this settlement expansion, and has voiced their grave concerns privately and publicly. The E1 settlement will undermine the prospect of the two-state solution by driving a wedge through the West Bank and harming the territorial contiguity of the Palestinian Territories.
International law is clear that Israeli settlements in the West Bank are illegal. This is the position of the international community reaffirmed by the United Nations Security Council.
At a time of grave instability in the West Bank with unprecedented levels of violence by settlers against civilians, and serious restrictions on the Palestinian economy, this decision is even more concerning.
We urge the Government of Israel to retract these plans immediately and end its expansion of settlements in the West Bank. Not only will they take us further from peace, but they further undermine Israel's international standing.
Businesses should not consider bidding for construction tenders. They should be aware of legal and reputational consequences including the risk of involving themselves in serious breaches of international law.
We reiterate our commitment to a comprehensive, just and lasting peace based on the two-state solution. We will continue to act in its interest.
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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 16/08/2026
Another dodgy repost...Blocked
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m listening to David Sedaris. He went to stay with an old fashioned relative. She said “no electronic devices on the ground floor. Keep them in your bedrooms” David said “what a great idea” whilst thinking “crazy bitch”
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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 12/08/2026
@socialistdawn.bsky.social is well versed in the 3 Body Problem...One at a time... #Butterflies & #Wülferhampton @nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nonnie.bsky.social @frenchie.eurosky.social @sirtomnobluetick.eurosky.social @pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
It is humans you must fear
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Rachel5742 @rachel5742.eurosky.social · 10/08/2026
Evening #Butterflies & #Wulferhampton more pics...& an admission I had lunch with a creamfirster... @nickynoo007.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nonnie.bsky.social @frenchie.eurosky.social @sirtomnobluetick.eurosky.social @pickpear.com @hill-hillbill.bsky.social
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/sorr... Yours I believe? Perhaps BL wrote the instruction manual?
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Lol @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Did you know 30% of things left in hotel rooms are sex toys, sorry, l read that wrong. 30% of things Bloke leaves in hotel rooms are sex toys
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Fnaf Fnaf Memes
ALT: Fnaf Fnaf Memes
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You’re right, of course. What you do in privacy* is entirely your own business. *under a table in the Dog & Handbag
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#Butterflies I call this one ‘Early morning shadow on tool shed’ @rachel4742.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social @ailsalaing.bsky.social @pickpear.com @kacidama.bsky.social @hill-hillbill.bsky.social
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I see Blokemutt has been showing his skillz. bsky.app/profile/razz...
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Wulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
This week, Mr Pip has barked at Subaquatic Treadmills Chiffon The Clampits Flemish bond brickwork The M5, J7. The Norwegian Blue Cartography Worcestershire City Council Limpets Hedge porn Chamber pots Silesian footwear Snorkeling Pressing cudiles Leitmotifs and Vancouver.
Dogwood.
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Peter Geoghegan @petergeoghegan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We need to talk about Richard Tice In May 2024, Tice told me he didn't expect to fund Reform through his companies any more. So why did £1m from 'Posh' George Cottrell's mother move through a company he controls, then to Reform weeks later? New by me: democracyforsale.substack.com/p/richard-ti...
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Richard Tice and Reform’s money - the new unanswered question
Before the 2024 election, Farage's deputy told me he'd stop donating to Reform - so why did £1m from George Cottrell's mother go to one of his companies weeks later?
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/jeff...
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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
She looks different from her last visit…. bsky.app/profile/fafo...
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𝔇𝔢𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔰 𝔅𝔞𝔯𝔯𝔢𝔱𝔱 @pickpear.com · 07/08/2026
bsky.app/profile/lore...
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
We had to stop her “two fat ladies, BL & Chairman”’ “evil old puff, Gav” Oi, those aren’t numbers
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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I’ve been told that she’s changed some of the calls. Shut your pie hole, number 1 I’ll ram that marker where the sun don’t shine, number 2.
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
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Me being me @hill-hillbill.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣 bsky.app/profile/echa...
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@nickynoo007.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Odyssey
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I thought it would cheer them up “early discharge for you Mrs Evans”
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
It’s the 88th anniversary today of this immensely enjoyable headline 🧵
12 boys rout fascists
Twelve boys, some of them less than 10 years old, went to Weymouth beach and barracked Mr Robert Saunders, a Fascist speaker.
He ignored them, so they went away and returned with toffee tins half filled with stones.
Using the tins as rattles, they made so much noise that Mr Arthur England, a 63-year-old Weymouth magistrate and superintendent of the beach, approached to stop them.
A crowd of holiday-makers, sympathising with the children, booed Mr England and a sock filled with sand caught him behind the ear.
In the sand battle that followed, the Fascists were pelted off the beach.
About 5,000 people followed them to their car, overturned the trailer attached it, and filled the loud speaker equipment with sand.
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Pete Birkinshaw @binaryape.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Two frames from the This Is Fine cartoon - one shows a dog in a hat sitting among flames with a mug of tea, in the second the dog would normally have said "this is fine" but I've crudely pasted the headline from The Telegraph: ALLISTER HEATH
Britain can't stop
climate change. Scrap
net zero and embrace
Mediterranean
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
@iammardikins.bsky.social @colonelescargot.bsky.social @nickynoo007.bsky.social I found film of our last party/unholy cannibal festival
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Gav @socialistdawn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
@nickynoo007.bsky.social @iammardikins.bsky.social I discovered a device that lets you see what’s happening in @colonelescargot.bsky.social’s mind
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David F. @dfarb.eurosky.social · 27/07/2026
There once were 3 Trappist monks who had taken a vow of silence, but their Abbot rewarded them for their good service by allowing each one to say just one sentence on their saint's day in successive years. In the first year, the first monk said "Cream first"...
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David F. @dfarb.eurosky.social · 27/07/2026
... In the second year, the second monk said "Jam first" In the third year, the third monk said "I just wish you two would bloody well shut up about those damned scones!"
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