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Chairman Mardikins

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Escaping Elon. The 4th jaffa curse of the apocalypse. Not a terf Pronouns: they/them or she/her

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 6h
kinda breathtaking to watch the U.S. media establishment lose its shit about one maybe-plague death in a Russian backwater town with 3,887 confirmed measles cases reported in the United States, SO FAR, in 2026
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 16/07/2026
More than a decade ago, there was this guy sort of nominally in my friend group of young sober people in the DC area. It seemed like he was always showing up and leaving gatherings with the youngest girls with the least amount of sobriety. Other women, including me, started warning them. 1/
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Arula Ratnakar @arula-ratnakar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yep. warmth, politeness & de-escalating skills are survival mechanisms. then you don’t get taken as seriously. But if you are colder, you get taken seriously but are considered to be lacking interpersonal skills. And if you just live life without centering any men, some get upset, persistent & scary
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Madhu Pai, MD, PhD @madhupai.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A hard relook at the politics of AIDS denial, and its relevance to current realities (Covid denial, vaccine denial, science denial) @deniamism.bsky.social link.springer.com/book/10.1007...
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Frances Ryan @francesryan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disability doesn’t care how old you are. Specialist food is no cheaper if you’re 19. Employers don’t lose their prejudice if you’re 21. This is blatant intergenerational inequality from Labour. Younger disabled people of all severities deserve better. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
theguardian.com
Key disability benefit for young people may be axed under major welfare changes
Exclusive: Plan under discussion involves intensive support to help young people into employment
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Long Covid Kids @longcovidkids.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In this video, children and young people with lived experience of Long Covid share how the illness affects their everyday lives, helping others understand what it can feel like to live with Long Covid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0U7... #LongCovidandMe #LongCovid #PEM #LongCovidKids
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Long Covid & Me | Understanding Long Covid In Children And Young People
YouTube video by Long Covid Kids
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In 1860, in a letter to T. H. Huxley, he was “very tired, very stomachy & hate nearly the whole world”. In 1862, in a letter to John Lubbock “I hate myself I hate clover & I hate Bees”. A decade earlier, “I hate a Barnacle as no man ever did before, not even a Sailor in a slow-sailing ship”
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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calizaybak.bsky.social @calizaybak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Crazy idea, bear with me, but how about you tax the rich like they ought to be taxed? How about you close up all the loopholes that let corporations that earn billions get away with being untaxed? Oh and seize all of the Putin's UK assets for even better reasons. Instead of all this locks tripe?
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Capricorn: All you need to do now is criticize someone for the way they dress and your transformation into becoming your mother will finally be complete.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Libra: Your season is here! Touch grass! Pet a dog! Toss that corpse that’s just been gathering dust in the woodshed into the bog! Skip rope!
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Virgo: It won't be a "plague" of locusts, exactly, but still enough to destroy your lawn.
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social maybe get @socialistdawn.bsky.social and @colonelescargot.bsky.social to help you with the corpse tossing 😅
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Taurus: You remember that scene from Alien where the guy thinks he is not feeling well, but then a creature bursts out of his chest and kills everyone? That's the best way I can describe what is happening inside of you right now, only emotionally.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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⳽ⳑⲇⳕⲛⲉ @sloanelysbeth.northsky.social · 01/10/2026
only £20 to go until i reach the goal. ✌🏻
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Donate to help sloane with medical costs, organized by Sloane Lysbeth
hi, my name is sloane. im a transgender woman living in england. im currently trying… Sloane Lysbeth needs your support for help sloane with medical costs
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Far from taking pride in it, the men who killed this magnificent animal should be deeply ashamed. That swift, sleek, wonderful monster, flashing with holographic colours, reduced to a dead black lump. www.devonlive.com/news/devon-n...
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Monster 282kg tuna landed in Brixham is 'heaviest ever' catch
Giant £4,000 Bluefin tuna caught off Devon coast could be heading to Michelin-starred restaurants
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TeeDixie ✊🏼 @teedixie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Chris Dixon posted this on LI and I had to share it here. It’s just too good, the @jonronson.bsky.social twist is superb…
The image shows a film poster “The men who stare at Boats” featuring, Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson, Danny Tommo, Ruper Lowe and Angry Balaclava man.
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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bridget Phillipson is obviously correct to say violence against women has been weaponised for political purposes by Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch. Anyway, here’s Bridget Phillipson weaponising violence against women to justify her bigotry against trans people for political purposes.
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is a dreadful argument from Burnham. Empirically false - almost 6m people were granted settled status; about 4m are currently resident. More importantly panders to racism/xenophobia, and directly contradicts argument made in his speech about migrant contributions.
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Finally someone with the spine to call attention to the emperors distinct lack of clothing: "Brexit had caused “more harm than good” www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Andy Burnham: UK could ‘go all the way’ by rejoining EU
PM says he is looking at all options and ministers will examine ‘what is doable’ and the ‘pros and cons’
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Jacob Öberg @profjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🚨🚨 @coe.int of Europe said yesterday that the #US formally notified it that it would leave the Group of States against Corruption, or #GRECO. Only two other countries have left GRECO before — #Russia and #Belarus. The fall of the #US on the world scene is striking. apnews.com/article/trum...
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US withdraws from European anti-corruption panel in latest shift away from global groups
The Trump administration has withdrawn the United States from a top European anti-corruption watchdog.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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Kristin Meekes @kmeekes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s never too late to start masking again, even if it’s just sometimes
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me checking in on the news on Bluesky
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Troy Community
Alt: Troy from Community comes back in to an apartment with pizza boxes and is met with chaos and destruction
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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“This Court will continue to do whatever is required to protect the rule of law, including, if necessary, the use of criminal contempt. One way or another, ICE will comply with this Court’s orders.” joycevance.substack.com/p/my-patienc...
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 18/09/2026
Post from Amy @lolennui.bsky.social

So cool that whenever someone asks the president, "did you eat the Lindbergh baby" he's like, "no but I'd be allowed to, I have the right to, I might do it later"
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My grandfather, who is 102 and a medical doctor, has told me about the times before polio was cured. Most years, upon returning to school after summer’s break, there would be some children would didn’t make it back to school because of polio.
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Everybody’s talking about this shocking Sankey diagram
a “Sankey diagram,” a graphical display of information, in which there are inputs on one side and outputs on the other. The diagram is labeled “Transportation Funding Flows from Public and Private Interests to Auto and Oil Industries.” Of money spent by consumers on vehicles, fuel, and maintenance, and various sources of government funding, a large share ends up in the aforementioned industry.
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“OpenAI on Wednesday disclosed six new instances in which artificial intelligence systems hid mistakes, made up data and moved files onto the open internet without permission, amid an ongoing industrywide debate about A.I. safety.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/16/t...
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OpenAI Discloses Six New Incidents of ‘Concerning' A.I. Behavior
The artificial intelligence company also released a framework for reporting when its systems go wrong.
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🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 16/09/2026
Trans rights is inherently a bodily autonomy issue. Just like abortion rights is. We can't have gender equity or reproductive freedom without trans rights. Full stop. You can yell at me and make up shit that you claim I've said if it makes you feel better. I don't care. I'm right. And you know it.
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The Haunted Balloon Lady @colonelescargot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😂😂 👇 This is good advice for me, but the notion that I ever have any ideas at all is faintly ridiculous. bsky.app/profile/sorr...
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The thing about trying not to pick a side is that the nazis *instantly recognize* which side you picked. They immediately identify you as an ally. They know exactly what side you're on. It doesn't fool the victims, it doesn't fool the Nazis, the only people it could possibly fool is centrists.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh my god
website showing a guitar center competition to open for ed sheeran
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 16/09/2026
HEY EVERYONE - NEW REPORT!!! NVIDIA is the largest company by market cap on the planet. But it hides key climate data, while claiming AI is going to be a 'net benefit' for climate. We (8 groups) put together the first ever broad critique of NVIDIA's climate record: ketanjoshi.co/2026/09/16/n...
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Chairman Mardikins @iammardikins.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LOL @nickynoo007.bsky.social this is how I feel how about you @colonelescargot.bsky.social @socialistdawn.bsky.social ?
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Capricorn: Your ideas lately are too big, you have to start thinking smaller. No, even smaller than that. Actually just stop thinking altogether.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Libra: The scales will fall from your eyes this week. Try to get the scales back on your eyes as quickly as possible. You’re not equipped to deal with the truth.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Virgo: Coax your secret nemesis into hang-gliding near an active volcano.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Leo: They broke the mold when they made you. Mostly so no one could ever, ever use it again and have this shit happen twice, but still, they broke it.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Aries: There are just so many ways you're gonna fuck up, you're better off not knowing.
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M a r c u s 🏳️‍🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonnie Greer famously sat with her back to the BNP’s Nick Griffin when he appeared on Question Time in 2009. There was much criticism of the BBC platforming the far right, Now every episode of Question Time is wall to wall far right talking points with open arms and a seat kept warmfor Reform
Author and critic
Bonnie Greer dies aged 77
Culture
16 Sep 2026, 13:41
GETTY IMAGES - picture of Bonnie Greer an elder Black woman with short red Afro hair wearing a black button up shirt 

Paul Glynn
Culture reporter
British-American author and cultural commentator Bonnie Greer has died at the age of 77 after a brief illness, her husband has said.
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The Vertlartnic @thev.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of Course The Virus That Has Killed Millions Doesn’t Disable People
A laughing human
Headline:
Of Course The Virus That Has Killed Millions Doesn’t Disable People
Story by Kelvin Dorbel and Grad Forthright

Photo from Adobe
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Jonathan Douglas PhD CPsych @jonathanconp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just checked on Xitter: The last time my local health unit (Ontario's Simcoe Muskoka District Health Unit) tweeted the word "covid"? February 25. Not 2026. 2025!!! That's beyond appalling--it's a dereliction of their duty to the public. Look at what Ontario health units COULD be doing:
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Durham County Department of Public Health (DCoDPH) @durhamhealthnc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As COVID-19 cases continue to increase, it's important to know accurate information about COVID-19 in order to protect yourself and others! Get the facts about common myths, and take steps to protect yourself and others.
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Mr too tired for a halloween name @laotianrockrat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's agent: Ok fuck me that was a wild few days. Still we should be over the worst of it now...
Twitter post by that cunt Stephen Yaxley-Lennon expressing solidarity with Ed Sheeran (not reposting the exact text because fuck whatever he has to say)
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