Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I know this looks like one of those boomerslop "I hereby deny Facebook permission" posts, but I checked and it's absolutely real. 000
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Pick a Bond villain from the pictures you already have on your phone. 000
Reposted by Nick XylasDavid Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Aw, reading on Facebook that Barrie Tomlinson has died. As an editor he was a pretty titanic figure in British comics from 60s through to the end of the 80s. He was behind Wildcat, Roy of the Rovers, Scream!, and the much loved 80s version of Eagle among others. 1112
Reposted by Nick XylasDavid Brunt @davidbrunt.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Today is the International Day of Happiness. Bugger that. 061
Reposted by Nick XylasNostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Time for #CallMyBluff 36814
Reposted by Nick XylasThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 28/02/2026If Reform had won, Labour's statement would be that this result is a stark reminder we need to listen and learn from voters who rightly feel betrayed by modern politics. But the Greens won by a comfortable margin, so it's: these voters are stupid and also sinister and, ugh, Muslims 132218610
Reposted by Nick XylasRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/20262026 basically 3024090210875
Reposted by Nick Xylashilliatfields.bsky.social @hilliatfields.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Cartoon. #Cartoon 6483133
Reposted by Nick XylasJosephScrimshaw @josephscrimshaw.bsky.social · 24/12/2025“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.” -Noir Santa 131284233
Reposted by Nick XylasCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 12/12/2025Nice one, Spidey. 2738881045
Reposted by Nick XylasJames Mellor @jamesdfmellor.bsky.social · 06/12/2025It's #StNicholasDay. Drawn for the 1700th anniversary, here he is with his chum Arius at the council of Nicaea in 325. 194
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Forget Whamageddon, I want to see how long I can go without encountering the person who has just heard about Saturnalia for the first time, and wants to blow our minds with this amazing historical fact. 000
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 04/11/2025I would also like to take this opportunity to confirm that my name is not Prince, and that I am not in fact funky. 030
Reposted by Nick XylasYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 30/10/2025It's all hands on deck. I am shamelessly asking, one more time, for reposts and signal boost as this bird glides toward a landing in a few hours. It's gonna be a beautiful book, and there aren't going to be very many available afterwards! www.kickstarter.com/projects/tom...kickstarter.comOur Long National Nightmare by Tom TomorrowRelive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow. 16389307
Reposted by Nick XylasRob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 16/09/2025All these Tory MPs switching to Reform. 537498
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Holy shit, this is brutal: youtu.be/59vxT0jZV_E?...youtu.beyou don’t have to mourn him (original song)YouTube video by hannahlovestiramisu 010
Reposted by Nick XylasJamie Delano @jamiedelano.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Increasingly feel that this image may come to define Starmer's premiership. Charitably, it is just an Englishman's courteous instinct to assist, but the man is a politician; why the fuck did he not just click his fingers in the direction of an (American) aide and let them grovel...? 072
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Your licence fee money at work: www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comChris Mason: Reform conference shows party's growing ambition like never beforeThe conference feels like that of a big party - but retains the insurgency vibe that the party is seeking to channel. 010
Reposted by Nick XylasDaphne Papadopoulou @daphnenews.bsky.social · 05/09/2025"Such scandals are treated like inconvenient public-relations dust-ups in which the problem isn’t a political class that cycles in and out of office with impunity but Greeks who demand consequences of those who lecture about accountability." 031
Reposted by Nick XylasDismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 28/08/2025Imagine getting so completely bodied by a publication that's primary purpose isn't even political satire but just chucked the joke in for the adults reading along. 39230
Reposted by Nick XylasMark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Trump Says Cracker Barrel Should Go Back to Old Logo politicalwire.com/2025/08/26/t... 23357631042
Reposted by Nick XylasBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I asked ChatGPT what will I be? Will I be pretty? Will I be rich? Here's what it said to me: Que sera, sera Whatever will be, will be The future's not ours to see Que sera, sera STICK YOUR HAND IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL 4158801038
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 22/06/2025If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh 030
Reposted by Nick XylasEli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 09/06/2025"The Only Protest They'd Accept," from 2020 6508138
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Has anyone heard from the people who believed that prophecy saying that Francis was going to be the last pope before the end of the world recently? 110
Reposted by Nick XylasPope Leo XIV *Parody* @popeleoxiv.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Only time a Chicago guy roots for Cardinals—and they made me Pope for it. 021
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Tfw you see a fox in a field full of sheep during lambing season, and you pull out your phone thinking you're about to take a really dramatic photo, and when you look back, the fox has gone. Now I know how David Attenborough's camera crew feel when they spend a year trying to film a tiger or whatevs 010
Reposted by Nick XylasGillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/04/2025RFK Jr: Autistic kids are a tragedy. They'll never pay taxes, never hold down a job, never contribute anything to society Autistic kids: 16458651194
Reposted by Nick XylasItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 12/04/2025If someone ever wanted Doctor Who summing up briefly, you could do far worse than showing them this image and explaining that the next line was, "Alan? I thought you went to Margate?" 618750
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 10/04/2025A movie from the year you turned 18.media.tenor.coma back to the future car is driving down a street at nightALT: a back to the future car is driving down a street at night 010
Reposted by Nick XylasOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen 8869112728455
Reposted by Nick Xylaswint @dril.bsky.social · 08/04/2025my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content 73200004887
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 05/04/2025“No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.” 030
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 01/04/2025First wasp of the year already, buzzing around my room. @levparikian.bsky.social, do Bee-eaters also eat wasps, and if so, where can I rent one to get rid of my wasp for me? 100
Reposted by Nick XylasPJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 24/03/2025Guys Pete hegswerth just butt dialled me and I overhead his plans for annexing Canada. 0161
Reposted by Nick XylasSylvia @sylvia-suffragette.bsky.social · 09/03/2025How today’s journalists would have acted during WWII 14921
Reposted by Nick XylasFrodoCop 💖 PRIDE 4EVA 🦄 @meme-cthulhu.bsky.social · 02/03/2025@gailsimone.bsky.social DEBATE ME‼️‼️ 420929
Reposted by Nick XylasSteven Sheil @scsheil.bsky.social · 24/02/2025“Hey man, could you protect my wolf?” 39927
Nick Xylas @nickxylas.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Repost with the first album you bought with your own money. 010
Reposted by Nick XylasMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 10/02/2025crazy how every qanon biden conspiracy is just true now: the president is a senile vegetable with no real power, the country is run by an unaccountable junta of teenage fanatics and corrupt billionaires, and everyone in the government is a radical drug-addled sexual deviant 7907185
