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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 4h
as someone who euthanizes/assists in euthanizing sick or dying pets every day…first of all git gud. what the fuck. but my point is the idea of euthanizing a healthy human as “punishment” makes me want to jump out a window. Also what fucking reasoning makes this better than a firing squad
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 10h
truculence ball
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Salty Bitch, 2024 by Alexis Trice www.instagram.com/alexis_trice
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
need him in my life
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DB @arnoldtortoise.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A beautiful 0.22mm long female Megaphragma noyesi wasp of the Trichogrammatidae found at Castle Water of Rye Harbour Nature Reserve in July. This wasp is a parasitoid of the eggs of thrips, but we don't yet know which species of thrips. #wasps #RyeHarbour
Side view of a tiny wasp. Its oar-shaped wings have long fringe hairs. Its hewad and antennae are to the right of picture.
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first day back at work in a week. unfortunately for my coworkers I am On One
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(getting rid of one tote bag’s worth of stuff) who’s the hoarder now
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the false gharial is also a quality animal don’t be fooled
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
gharials
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From the Fort Worth Zoo: Raani the Indian gharial (Gavialis gangeticus) admires her baby, newly hatched. The Fort Worth Zoo had 8 (!) babies hatch this season. The population of these critically endangered crocs is less than 1000 globally, so every hatchling matters. (📷: Fort Worth Zoo)
From a 2023 Facebook post by the Fort Worth Zoo:
"HISTORY IS MADE🚨
The Zoo is thrilled to announce this monumental conservation success - the hatchings of four critically endangered gharial crocodiles. The Fort Worth Zoo is the only institution in the United States to have produced multiple offspring of this critically endangered species. (To date, only one other institution has produced a single offspring in 2016.) In the wild, it is estimated that only about 200 reproducing adults remain. We are so proud of our ectotherms team for this historic achievement!"
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invertebrate @crevicedwelling.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🟢🟢
I’m holding a vial full of dark shadows with two green points of light peeping out from the void
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am generally against both prisons & capital punishment but I would gladly man the electric chair in the dungeon where the people who made this magazine belong
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
branson knows exactly how a conversation between two women goes
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am @jrpgdog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
10 years later
ink and watercolor painting of an older Anthy & Utena drinking tea on a porch overlooking a garden
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it’s cool I only get sick like once every 5 years but highly offensive that it usually happens when I’m trying to go on vacation
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in personal news I have been playing the new fire emblem. I don’t think it’s going to have the death grip three houses has on me but it does have shit like a nun shooting ostriches with a gun, so: highly recommended
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Anatola Howard
Black and white art of cats snoozing smugly and snuggly
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ah, to be an 8 foot tall ripped kaneoya sachiko furry that pushes human twinks around
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Kaneoya Sachiko @kaneoyasachiko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
yall gotta stop making fun of Sheeran for being ginger. ill not have carl catching strays
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Dr Pop Culture USA @drpopcultureusa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this implies something different to veterinary professionals
chip bag that says “hot giard flavored”
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
once again I am being irritating in the bird rescue group chat
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 15/09/2026
ganondorf is literally just a guy and he didnt even do anything wrong
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my coworker watching the dr extract the biggest cuterebra we’ve possibly ever seen: we can take that one down to the county fair
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
happy fortunes weave release week
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It hurts to see other people living your dream
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
had a work meltdown over rhcp
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The AI people also use AI to write their posts which is why their posts are stupid and weird
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
THINK I HAVING TOO MUCH FUN LATELY
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
sorry for gamesposting on main it will happen again
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
So the people spiraling were lowkey right,
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
me: dorf is gonna be hot in the oot remake nintendo: but what if he was neon green and covered in grease
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
give me your phone
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
dig through the TINKER and burn through the TAILOR and slam in the back of my SOLDIER SPY
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
For those of you who don’t follow video game community bullshit, i will share with you that the price of the Zelda remake got posted early and its a normal video game price of 60 dollars and this caused a bunch of people to have a meltdown bc its not more expensive
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I think it's bad to have broad social acceptance of pseudoscience and woo woo shit due to some notion of gentleness and tolerance bc it makes the culture at large less of either of those things.
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“do you have money to visit either” can’t say that I do!!! but im getting sick of not doing the shit I want to do!!!!
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh look my favorite band is touring the top two countries I want to visit
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the space program
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hi everyone. this is real right? This website is reputable? Im pretty naive so just have a hard time accepting someone can do this much cocaine and not be dead
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Monsterjuice! ($6 Srimp Special) @monsterjuice.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Rotifer Colony
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
girl what
the damn dialect map says I’m from nebraska
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
werner herzog
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
yes mr chedda
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Ben McEntee @benmce.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Vagabond’s Serpent
Illustration of a character wearing a green and white dress. A large fantastical snake emerges from a basket on her waist
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doodlemancy ✨ @doodlemancy.com · 30/08/2026
brain, i understand that you'd rather do Preferred Activity, but right now we have to do Task. if we finish task we can do Preferred Activity WITHOUT feeling weighed down by the need to do Task. do you see how that works ah it's biting me my brain is biting me
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beavis las vegas @laudablearches.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I stopped paying much attention to the reader many years ago for a few reasons, main one that it mostly annoyed me with shit like being obsessed with bike messengers. anyway i started reading it again recently and they immediately published a piece on how great bike messengers were 20 years ago
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