Reposted by Nick 🐙Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 7hDressmaker is a masterpiece. 7555291249
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 6hMy manager apparently starts each day by asking Copilot how it's doing and how it feels about the day so basically: we are in hell 130
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 6hWe had a presentation on tips for using Copilot at work, and one of the tips was to always say please and thank you to it, but they couldn't explain why and dear god I'd never do that 110
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8hif they ever make marmite flavoured hard drugs, I'm going to be in so much trouble 010
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8hI don't drive and while I have a low opinion of drivers in general, I honestly hadn't entertained the idea that some of them might be having a wank while driving 130
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8hIt's a very slightly different flavour to the crisps, interestingly. I think it's maybe the way it combines with the nuttiness? But strongly recommend if they are ever accessible to you 000
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8hI've likewise not watched it, but when I found out what it actually was, the posts became even _more_ incomprehensible somehow 010
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8hWell in a strange and inexplicable occurrence, the contents of the pictured pack have extremely rapidly ceased to exist mere moments after being opened 010
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8himagine me giving you a small nod of acknowledgement as I add your name to the list of Marmite Enjoyers 000
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 8hI've never tried heroin but I'm pretty confident that it can't possibly be as addictive as these marmite peanuts 480
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 16hThe Summerhall plans definitely sound like they're deliberately intended to set up a situation where the remaining arts space becomes unviable so oh well we can just demolish it all then 132
Reposted by Nick 🐙𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 07/10/2026"lying to americans" is a fine tourist tradition shared by both the irish and the people of edinburgh. telling americans in the pub that haggis are only not in edinburgh because we ate them all and put them in perth, and telling americans that leprechauns were all eaten in the famine, are the same 2218110
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026[making a lengthy order in the takeaway after friday night beers] I'm in talks on financing for a big chip purchase 081
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026how is there not a nostalgically beloved but very janky 1980s historical edutainment TV show featuring a puppet called Marionette Antoinette??? 000
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wait actually drifting peacefully into the infinite void of space sounds pretty great now I think about it 100
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026ok have you considered doing this like a space elevator type situation so you're sitting in a garden chair on the ground next to the end of the cable that's tethered to earth? so you can chop it then sit back down with your book on earth and not be drifting away into the infinite void of space? 100
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026At some point during the covid lockdowns I decided "fuck it, I am watching Episodes 1-3 because I've not seen them since they were released" this was a terrible fucking mistake it turned out 010
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026must have taken a modern day Don Draper to come up with that one, congrats to the backroom boys who finally cracked it 0230
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I want to see a buddy movie where she teams up with Robert Wanko (lmao) the briefcase uzi secret service agent from the Reagan assassination attempt I want that a lot 0134
Reposted by Nick 🐙John Bull @garius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026SPY BOSS <striding into an op centre with screens everywhere>: Okay. I need INFORMATION people. What do we know about this guy? NERD AT AN OPS DESK: He studies railway history actively, ma'am. SPY BOSS: And?! I need more NERD: He's building a comprehensive craft supply collection SPY BOSS: My god 39910
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I honestly didn't realise until recently that Spirit Halloween was a real chain in the US and not just everyone doing a bit and iterating on a reference to some original media or meme that I was unfamiliar with 131
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 07/10/2026"Do we have eyes on? We lost him in Tangiers and I-" "He just started watching a 2 hour video about British railway seating while flocking scenery so this we know he's locked down. We're wheels up in 5" 040
Reposted by Nick 🐙Ash Jñānagarbha @jnanagarbha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026‘Freelance Pie Advisor’ is the fantasy job of a very high percentage of British men - reaching levels where it exceeds ‘spaceman’ and ‘England centre forward’ for blokes in north west England. 3702
Reposted by Nick 🐙Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The entire world is falling apart because ten percent of the population got hypnotized by a fucking speak and spell. I hate it here. 219043
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I sometimes consider going over to strangers having a Serious Relationship Call or doing work calls this way and just butting in to ruin things "yeah he's cheating, his other GF just left", "this guy's a shithead, fire him" 1360
Reposted by Nick 🐙Mousecow @mousecow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mousecow is STILL on manoeuvres in SS Washbasket. #EverybodyLovesMousecow 934221
Reposted by Nick 🐙badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026IMPORTANT TUMMY UPDATE 814612
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026He's so great in everything, whether as awkward dork, smug douchebag or surprisingly charismatic cool guy 010
Reposted by Nick 🐙The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 05/10/2026An AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato.thedailytism.comAuDHD man advised to try Pomodoro Technique falls down seven-hour rabbit hole on history of tomatoAn AuDHD man told to try the Pomodoro Technique as a way to overcome distractions and procrastination has reportedly fallen down a multi-hour rabbit hole on the history of the tomato. Anand Trivedi,… 624638
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I strongly hope, and I mean this in absolute seriousness, that Summerhall have very good fire detection/suppression systems and on-site security 24/7 because I think we all know how this kind of thing goes 000
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I am so sick of developers frantic to throw up yet more student accommodation and hotels, particularly when it involves the proposed demolition of parts of the single best arts space in Edinburgh bulldozing culture to accommodate people lured here by promises of Edinburgh's cultural highlights 031
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"back in my day..." always deserves an interruption of "well it's not yours any more, is it?" 030
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I cannot fathom people who go through their life just constantly turning their back on the modern world and thinking "back in my day..." for whatever reason I have friends like that already and they're only in their 40s, it's so infuriating 010
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Return to Oz in the cinema. I was pretty scared but my younger brother was so terrified that we had to leave the screening and I only saw the second half of the film when it eventually showed up on TV. 340
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It is hilarious, baffling and terrifying that people keep falling for exactly the same type of thing 110
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In all honesty - I don't watch much these days. A few episodes of stuff we're watching at a weekend with Lady Companion, and very slowly watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine while exercising during the week. Most things pass me by, and some genres completely 010
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, I appreciate the current model of TV makes it hard to thread the needle between "keep going forever because it's popular" vs "no really, it's a limited series and will stop, we are _done_" vs "might only get one season but will end on a cliffhanger regardless" 110
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026WAIT EVERYONE WAIT I forgot Venture Bros, which also ends perfectly but also I appreciate that the irregularity of Venture Bros seasons/specials is not one that other shows can either achieve or should aim for 000
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I feel similarly about Only Murders In The Building which should have stopped after season 2. It's still fun, and there are many great bits and fun guest stars but it is clearly diminishing returns season on season 120
Nick 🐙 @nickoctopus.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've forgotten what my point was really, mostly it's just that The Americans and The Good Place are wholly perfect, and Twin Peaks achieves perfection at various points 100