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Keith Laidlaw

@nicetrousers.bsky.social
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Front-end dev/recovering journalist, UK/California, he/him. Formerly @socialtrousers and @scribacious at the dark place. Currently me in Petaluma, CA and here: www.keithlaidlaw.com

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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s weird how so many Dems make it look so hard, when it’s really This. Fucking. Simple.
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Every sign tells a story…
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/09/2026
lol wouldn’t it be weird if democrats realized that people actually just don’t like people with no values and mealy-mouthed middle of the road lesser evil politics like who would imagine that voters choose authenticity even when it’s authentically evil. if only they could find a value to defend.
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I would honestly like AI much more if it wasn’t so creepily obsequious. “To fix this issue you should do A.” No, actually I think B is a better solution. “That’s a brilliant idea, we should totally do B. I am but a foolish knave. Please excuse me while I flagellate myself. Ok, done. B it is.”
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026
Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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Esheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Earlier this week….
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Screamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is very good. You should read it.
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Luke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just out there cutting everything down to their essence.
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m seeing lots of over-excited posts about permanent daylight savings time and how sunrise will be too late etc. I have a solution: why don’t we just work an hour less in the winter? Y’know like they do in Europe ALL YEAR ROUND.
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
“What I’ll remember most about Senator Graham is the yuks we shared while he worked to weaken the legislative body in which we both served” is a really weird take from, y’know, other senators
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What I'll remember most about Senator Graham is how he sent my friends to die in an unnecessary war in Iraq
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026
Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that.
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Melinda Beatty @melindabeatty.com · 12/07/2026
The internet was made for moments like this.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class”
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Mephistolist @mephistolist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
So many good memes this week.
A play on an infamous meme where a guy with his girlfriend looks back at another girl walking by as his girlfriends looks at him very jealously. In this case, the guy is the grim reaper, his girlfriend is Mitch McConnell and the girl walking by is Lindsey Graham.
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Dr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
Alfred Nobel established the Nobel Prize after wake up call: newspapers mistakenly published his obituary when his brother died & what he read as his legacy horrified him speaking ill (factually) of the dead is literally the most effective way to curb living racist & Nazi public figures/politicians
There is a well-known story about the origin of the Nobel Prize, although historians have been unable to verify it, and some dismiss the story as a myth.[26] In 1888, the death of his brother Ludvig supposedly caused several newspapers to publish obituaries of Alfred in error. One French newspaper[which?] condemned him for his invention of military explosives—in many versions of the story, dynamite is quoted, although this was mainly used for civilian applications—and this is said to have brought about his decision to leave a better legacy after his death.[6] The obituary supposedly stated, Le marchand de la mort est mort ("The merchant of death is dead"),[6] and according to the myth went on to say, "Dr. Alfred Nobel, who became rich by finding ways to kill more people faster than ever before, died yesterday."[27] Nobel read the obituary and was appalled at the idea that he would be remembered in this way. His decision to posthumously donate the majority of his wealth to found the Nobel Prize has been credited to him wanting to leave behind a better legacy.[28][6] However, it has been questioned whether or not the obituary in question actually existed.[28] An actual obituary (pictured) stated "A man who can only with the utmost difficulty be considered a benefactor of mankind has died yesterday at Cannes. It is Mr. Nobel, inventor of dynamite. Mr. Nobel was Swedish." It was published on the first page of the Figaro on the 15th of April 1888 and retracted the next day.
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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026
No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/07/2026
The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month.
A line graph plotting the probability density function of a Weibull distribution over time. The horizontal axis represents elapsed time, and the vertical axis represents the probability of failure. The curve models a wear-out scenario where the shape parameter is greater than one.At the beginning of the timeline, the line starts near zero, indicating a very low risk of early failure. It remains low and relatively flat across the initial and middle stages of life. As time advances toward the right, the line curves sharply upward (called the "bathtub curve" because it resembles the back of a bathtub. It forms a steep, narrow peak that represents a concentrated cluster of failures near the end of the maximum lifespan. After reaching this maximum peak, the curve plunges rapidly back down to zero, indicating that nearly all subjects in the population have failed.
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Dennis Perkins @dennisperkins5.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Next! Weekend Update Sketch
ALT: Next! Weekend Update Sketch
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
harpers.org/archive/2018...
21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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SourBoySam @sourboysam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BlueSky waking up this morning:
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Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
ALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 12/07/2026
Pretty sure the rule should be, “Don’t lie about the dead.”
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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Christopher Monks @crmonks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Scott Jennings said he just spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes, and that he sounded great and is looking forward to getting back to work soon.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
BREAKING: Illness conducts sweeping preemptive strike on Lindsey Graham
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My favourite part of this is I can think of two (maybe three) people it applies to this week alone.
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Phil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/07/2026
One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Genuinely feel bad for Balogun. He’s like a kid whose parents called the school to complain about something on his behalf without asking first #usmnt
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Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Not playing Balogun today is obviously the right thing to do for sporting/fairness reasons - but also because it would piss Trump off to a hilarious degree
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The red card against Balogun was a bad call, but given the apparently corrupt circumstances under which it was suspended, the only ethical choice is for Balogun to voluntarily sit the match out. If he plays there will always be an asterisk not only on his performance, but on that of the whole team's
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Kenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026
I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland.
Scotland 23:00 Brazil
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
“lets see the algae try to get past this!”
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I hope DEMOCRATS are taking note of the absolute thirst for vengeance out here
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TK @40goingon28.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It does seem weird that the Knicks kept getting better as the points were counted as they came in
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knickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I started writing my recap down 21 in the second quarter because I didn’t want to stay up late. I just kept typing. I have not gone back and read or edited it. It’s 3400 words. Also, my house lost power when Castle was at the line at the end. Read it here: knickerblogger.net/2026/06/2026...
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2026 NBA Finals Game 4 PREcap: Knicks 107 (3) – Spurs 106 (1) – KnickerBlogger
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Emily Lakdawalla 🏳️‍⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Several literal lols reading this
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Colin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
We can't look away from the images of families fleeing burning houses without calling this out as a pogrom, whipped up by influential actors who care nothing for the people of Belfast: www.irishnews.com/news/norther...
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@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Fine. Build these fucking data centers where they provide their own water from a desalination plant. They can spend a pittance from their billions and pull themselves up by their own fucking bootstraps.
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