Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s weird how so many Dems make it look so hard, when it’s really This. Fucking. Simple. 100
Reposted by Keith LaidlawCovie @covie93.bsky.social · 10/09/2026john fetterman is the first rat in history to climb onto a sinking ship. 475239024325
Reposted by Keith Laidlawashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 10/09/2026lol wouldn’t it be weird if democrats realized that people actually just don’t like people with no values and mealy-mouthed middle of the road lesser evil politics like who would imagine that voters choose authenticity even when it’s authentically evil. if only they could find a value to defend. 327839
Reposted by Keith LaidlawJordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit 7448741042
Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I would honestly like AI much more if it wasn’t so creepily obsequious. “To fix this issue you should do A.” No, actually I think B is a better solution. “That’s a brilliant idea, we should totally do B. I am but a foolish knave. Please excuse me while I flagellate myself. Ok, done. B it is.” 010
Reposted by Keith LaidlawMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 09/09/2026Not to brag, but our product has been foldable since 1828. 142135242189
Reposted by Keith LaidlawLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point 904394852
Reposted by Keith LaidlawTyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable. 50173706423
Reposted by Keith LaidlawScreamliner Ontario @mostlyharmless.northsky.social · 01/08/2026This is very good. You should read it. 074
Reposted by Keith LaidlawLuke Epplin @lukeepplin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Kareem Abdul-Jabbar just out there cutting everything down to their essence. 301869570
Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I’m seeing lots of over-excited posts about permanent daylight savings time and how sunrise will be too late etc. I have a solution: why don’t we just work an hour less in the winter? Y’know like they do in Europe ALL YEAR ROUND. 110
Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026“What I’ll remember most about Senator Graham is the yuks we shared while he worked to weaken the legislative body in which we both served” is a really weird take from, y’know, other senators 010
Reposted by Keith LaidlawBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What I'll remember most about Senator Graham is how he sent my friends to die in an unnecessary war in Iraq 121160199
Reposted by Keith LaidlawSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife 20373431490
Reposted by Keith LaidlawNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Democratic Party's approval rating is in the toilet, and the main reason is voters see Dem leaders and prominent members acting like things are basically okay instead of fighting like there's an emergency. Slot "my friend Lindsey Graham, so funny, how great to work with him" comments into that. 17461891340
Reposted by Keith LaidlawMelinda Beatty @melindabeatty.com · 12/07/2026The internet was made for moments like this. 052
Reposted by Keith LaidlawKashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026“What I loved about Senator Lindsey Graham is that we belonged to the same social class” 394049601
Reposted by Keith LaidlawJamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed. 4792111878
Reposted by Keith LaidlawMephistolist @mephistolist.bsky.social · 12/07/2026So many good memes this week. 0528121
Reposted by Keith LaidlawDr Abeba Birhane @abeba.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026Alfred Nobel established the Nobel Prize after wake up call: newspapers mistakenly published his obituary when his brother died & what he read as his legacy horrified him speaking ill (factually) of the dead is literally the most effective way to curb living racist & Nazi public figures/politicians 32413695
Reposted by Keith Laidlawceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum 197177483110
Reposted by Keith LaidlawChad Loder @chadloder.dev · 12/07/2026The thing about being ruled by a gerontocracy is that cohort mortality is a probability density, meaning all these fuckers start dying around the same time -- in clusters. The same Weibull Distribution "bathtub curve" explains why batches of light bulbs and hard drives all die in the same month. 472022451
Reposted by Keith LaidlawDennis Perkins @dennisperkins5.bsky.social · 12/07/2026static.klipy.comNext! Weekend Update SketchALT: Next! Weekend Update Sketch 0174
Reposted by Keith LaidlawNitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026harpers.org/archive/2018... 332965949
Reposted by Keith LaidlawSourBoySam @sourboysam.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BlueSky waking up this morning:static.klipy.comNicholas Cage's Fabulous SmileALT: Nicholas Cage's Fabulous Smile 1257505665
Reposted by Keith LaidlawAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 12/07/2026Pretty sure the rule should be, “Don’t lie about the dead.” 849473
Reposted by Keith Laidlawchris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 252192123780
Reposted by Keith LaidlawChristopher Monks @crmonks.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Scott Jennings said he just spoke to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes, and that he sounded great and is looking forward to getting back to work soon. 318319
Reposted by Keith LaidlawMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Indeed. We are not forcing upon Graham the memory of him being a villain, a coward, and a malignant presence in the country; that was the legacy he chose again and again. He earned our contempt, as has everyone else on his path. 6980671625
Reposted by Keith LaidlawLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 12/07/2026BREAKING: Illness conducts sweeping preemptive strike on Lindsey Graham 3250870
Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026My favourite part of this is I can think of two (maybe three) people it applies to this week alone. 110
Reposted by Keith LaidlawPhil PlAIt @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive. 10465791215
Reposted by Keith LaidlawSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 06/07/2026One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type 405994860
Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Genuinely feel bad for Balogun. He’s like a kid whose parents called the school to complain about something on his behalf without asking first #usmnt 010
Keith Laidlaw @nicetrousers.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Not playing Balogun today is obviously the right thing to do for sporting/fairness reasons - but also because it would piss Trump off to a hilarious degree 000
Reposted by Keith LaidlawKevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The red card against Balogun was a bad call, but given the apparently corrupt circumstances under which it was suspended, the only ethical choice is for Balogun to voluntarily sit the match out. If he plays there will always be an asterisk not only on his performance, but on that of the whole team's 2532550402
Reposted by Keith LaidlawKenny Stewart @kennystew.art · 24/06/2026I thought kick off was later and I’m sad I somehow missed it but that’s a great result for Scotland. 553148552
Reposted by Keith Laidlawdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 23/06/2026“lets see the algae try to get past this!” 1363149467
Reposted by Keith Laidlawhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I hope DEMOCRATS are taking note of the absolute thirst for vengeance out here 282967544
Reposted by Keith LaidlawTK @40goingon28.bsky.social · 11/06/2026It does seem weird that the Knicks kept getting better as the points were counted as they came in 28610
Reposted by Keith Laidlawknickerbacker.bsky.social @knickerbacker.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I started writing my recap down 21 in the second quarter because I didn’t want to stay up late. I just kept typing. I have not gone back and read or edited it. It’s 3400 words. Also, my house lost power when Castle was at the line at the end. Read it here: knickerblogger.net/2026/06/2026...knickerblogger.net2026 NBA Finals Game 4 PREcap: Knicks 107 (3) – Spurs 106 (1) – KnickerBlogger 2724874
Reposted by Keith LaidlawEmily Lakdawalla 🏳️⚧️ Uranus Expert @elakdawalla.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Several literal lols reading this 2192
Reposted by Keith LaidlawColin Murray @colinmurray.bsky.social · 09/06/2026We can't look away from the images of families fleeing burning houses without calling this out as a pogrom, whipped up by influential actors who care nothing for the people of Belfast: www.irishnews.com/news/norther... 9766338
Reposted by Keith Laidlaw@Markbunchofnumbers@bsky.social @mark79542085.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Fine. Build these fucking data centers where they provide their own water from a desalination plant. They can spend a pittance from their billions and pull themselves up by their own fucking bootstraps. 063