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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 26/08/2026
not as catchy as "live laugh love" but I'll allow it
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Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🎶 You’re going home You’re going home YOU ALL You’re all going home 🎶
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Charles Boehm ⚽️ @cboehm.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Douglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Can’t sleep, went for it @phat7deuce.bsky.social
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Tim Ostlund-Foss @timostlundfoss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Damn, sucks to suck
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I always fucking hated Almiron
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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Own Goal has tied Landon Donovan for most USMNT goals in World Cup history with 5.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo
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Jeremiah Oshan @jeremiah.sounderatheart.com · 19/06/2026
Look at these drone shots. Look at this atmosphere. You’re telling me you want to leave it for Renton?!? GTFO.
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
There’s been a lot of big games in this stadium across multiple sports. I can’t of one bigger than this one. I fucking wish I was there
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Herculez Gomez @herculezg.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Alaska’s own Mexican American Obed Vargas makes his World Cup debut for Mexico. What a moment. 🇲🇽 🇺🇸
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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You know an untucked sheet hates to see him coming around
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 17/06/2026
As I'm sure others have pointed out, Lionel Messi scored that opening goal v Algeria at the same end of Arrowhead Stadium as Miklos Molnar in the 2000 MLS Western Conference Final mini-game.
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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 17/06/2026
Messi's probably relieved to be playing algeria since there is no Paul Rothrock to torture his dreams here
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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 13/06/2026
Same
San Andreas fault reaches highest stress level in 1000 years
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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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Ben Wright @benwright.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
my three year old is crying. i asked him why. he said, “father i have realized that as long as i live i will never see anything more beautiful than jedi robinson’s goal against germany.”
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Everyone always talks about doing it on a rainy night in Stoke but apparently a 70 degree day in the states to too much for the world
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Jackson Ragen wouldn’t blindly lose his man like that. Just saying
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Radical Graffiti @radicalgraffiti.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
“The old world is dying. What are we going to build?" Poster seen in front of Azteca Stadium in Mexico City before the World Cup 2026.
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cata @catabush.com · 21/05/2026
“Do it.” “Are you sure? We’re taking a huge risk here, sir” “No one will see it coming. He’s our best guy, the perfect USMNT player. He can do anything.” “But we’ve never started him in that posit-“ “I said do it. Put Cristian Roldan at CB.”
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh hey my former CEO is going viral on here
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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 02/05/2026
THAT MAN PAUL ROTHROCK
Rothrock sicko meme
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I never care too much about wearing home kits at home/away kits on the road, but if our away kit is blue and their home kit is also blue, why don’t we just wear our home kit?
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ReBOOOOOOOcca 👻 @qbqrat.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Blow it up like the whale.
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
What the though of playing against Georgi Minoungou will do to a MFer
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cata @catabush.com · 14/04/2026
There’s only one man fit for the job.
God is a Timbers fan - Phil Neville
God can be a Timbers fan but god doesn’t exist for me - Vanni Sartini
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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MLS Referee Stats @mlsrefstats.org · 23/02/2026
Easily the dumbest half of Major League Soccer soccer so far this season. And to think, we've got 991 more of them left in the regular season to try to top it.
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
I wish Scott Hanson could do all sports
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MLS_Zwazo @mls-zwazo.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ATM 5-0 Fun Fact: ATM have never lost with Obed on the game day roster
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
here in LA it's really quiet but that's also how it sounds after a big Rams win
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Pretty sure this is why no one is sending me AIM messages
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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
why do people twitter
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IDK Metcalf @idkmetcalf.lol · 04/01/2026
with boundless joy in my heart
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AP @interpearsonal.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
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OPB @opb.org · 12/11/2025
On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast. That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale. Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
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‘It was like a blubber snowstorm’: Why Oregon blew up a whale in 1970
The exploding whale is a piece of Oregon lore that just won’t go away. It’s one of those real-life stories that just sounds too strange to be real.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
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Mark Kastner @mkstnr.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
A tweet from Zohran Kwame Mamdani:

v excited to show up to Albany in seattle sounders jerseys
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LP (spooky version) @likkitp.ynyaproductions.com · 04/11/2025
some memes are classic
"these gays, they're trying to murder me" meme but sounders
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colton @bittersnail.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
PRICE JUST WENT UP (On Danny Musovski)
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Jason Anderson @jasondcsoccer.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Gonna be very funny come May/June when Sounders fans hit levels of "told you so" over Roldan that have rarely been seen. We're gonna need new gadgets to measure it.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Three stills fron the television show Wilfred all showing Wilfred in Ryan in conversation outside. Text on first panel reada "we all have to make sacrifices, Ryan. Like the story of Jesus Christ". Text on the second panel reads "I'm sure the roman soldiers wanted to hang out at the pantheon and stare at tit's all day...". Text for the third panel reads "but they knew they had a duty to kill jesus"
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Patrick Callahan @iampatrickc.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
KEN JENNINGS FROM THE TOP ROPE
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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Hang the banner.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
It gets even crazier
This dude Eldertiktok stole all the blood soaked Charlie Kirk merch to sell on eBay and left his fingerprints all over an active crime scene as soon as he finished recording his selfie vid, new fave shooting deep event character

photo of the guy stealing merch
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Ryan @newmanator29.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
We’re so cooked
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