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Mike Pendleton

@phat7deuce.bsky.social
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St. Pete, Florida. Broken by watching and yapping about soccer. Too much time on my hands. Design Nerd. Unhealthy Vices: Tampa Bay Rowdies, Tampa Bay Sun, AS Roma, Liverpool FC. (And also Boston Celtics, NBA/WNBA at large.)

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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 5h
Perhaps the most offensive thing in this entire Man City scandal is that CFG could have been cooking the books and breaking the roster rules for NYCFC this whole time and didn’t care enough to do so.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 6h
Thinking that Indiana has to be the most hatable fanbase in either the W or NBA at present. Up there in the most hatable fanbase for all pro sports power rankings.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is my favorite case keenum
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New “ah shit, here we go again” just dropped.
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Tampa Bay Rowdies @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Off to represent The Blue Wave 🇨🇼 Jurgen Locadia has been called up to the Curaçao Men’s National Team for the Concacaf Nations League group stage. 📰 rowdies.info/4y4y41M
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WUSF @wusf.org · 22/09/2026
When the previous owners of the The Tampa Bay Rays rebranded the team in 2007, they removed the region from the away jerseys — standard fare for most teams. The new primary kit with a retro look debuts Tuesday at Yankee Stadium. Read more: www.wusf.org/sports/2026-...
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Chuck Booth @chuckyeaa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Forgot for a moment that World Cup hype man Jameis Winston still played football
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Haslams (who gave Deshaun Watson a shit ton of money *after* two dozen allegations) still haven’t fired Higuain. Oh and they were given an NWSL team. Support women and all that. That expansion still baffles me.
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Guthrie “NCAA Soccer Jon Rothstein” @guthrieedson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NWSL refs Lauren Aldrich and Alex Billeter, as well as former NWSL ref and current MLS and World Cup ref Tori Penso posting photos of themselves on IG and saying “We belong” in response to Federico Higuaín’s behavior and comments to their colleague.
Referee Lauren Aldrich in a blue jersey with the words “We belong” next to her in white textReferee Alex Billeter in a red jersey with the words “We belong” next to her in white textTori Penso in a black jersey with the words “We belong” in white text
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 20/09/2026
Thought I was inured to weird Trump shit until I learned that his presidential box at the Kennedy Center has a framed photo of Chelsea lifting the Club World Cup trophy
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
a face away from 3 points
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
stupid inter
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Always my manager
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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A friendly reminder, we're letting the Haslams into this league in 2028. The same Haslams that volunteered to overpay Deshaun Watson AFTER his sexual misconduct allegations came to light. Neat.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Seeing “Eric Wynalda’s wife…” in the intro was definitely a “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie” kind of post
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
grumble grumble grumble (I hate the frequency of recalled loans in the U.S.)
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Alexa Philippou @alexaphilippou.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
USA entered the game allowing teams to hit 21% of their shots from beyond the arc. France -- whom Stewie so aptly said has been "shooting the s--t out of the ball" this tournament -- has made 7 of 12 from deep so far.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
France definitely out for blood for this title rematch.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spain is hanging in this World Cup game with us much closer than I’d like
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@tampabaysunfc.bsky.social will wear their new La Sétima kits for the first time tonight. It's inspired by the heart of Ybor City’s historic Seventh Avenue, and the details are tremendous. #GSL www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY-a...
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Introducing the 7th Ave "La Sétima" Kit | 2026 Tampa Bay Sun FC Community Kit
YouTube video by Tampa Bay Sun FC
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A USL sicko game? This is filthy. Degenerate even. (I'll be spending all my time on it.) 75points.americansocceranalysis.com
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
goddammit he did it
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
What I like about the Rowdies approach is they continue to collaborate with local clubs, in the way they did previously bringing in young prospects like Tate Johnson and Santi Castaneda. There are multiple good clubs in the region. Working with all of them allows the cream to rise to the top.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
this post has become a meme but it is objectively true. Osama should have hooped instead of tryna kill people. Terry Rozier was right to say it
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US Open Cup News @thecup.us · 11/09/2026
Really appreciate the support over the last week! With #USOC2027 Qualifying games beginning tomorrow, a few more #USOpenCup games need reporters on site! Atlanta area South Florida (Miami included) Baltimore Las Vegas Nashville Dallas cc: @soccerdownhere.bsky.social @americansocceranalysis.com
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Sirjasu: Keanu Reeves in Black Suit
ALT: Sirjasu: Keanu Reeves in Black Suit
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Tampa Bay Rowdies @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“We want to give them a real feel of being part of this great club and obviously they see the standard that’s set by the first team players." Undefeated Rowdies 2 Laying Foundation for Program's Future Success.
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Undefeated Rowdies 2 Laying Foundation for Program's Future Success - Tampa Bay Rowdies
Tampa Bay Rowdies 2, the development team for the USL Championship's Tampa Bay Rowdies, are setting high standards after going undefeated in USL League Academy League debut season.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DANIELE DE ROSSI HAS HAD A WHOLE OTHER CAREER SINCE WE’VE BEEN BACK
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think it’s so poetic that Bryan Cristante, the target of many Roma fans as “not good enough” but always played and praised by every manager who’s ever come in here scored our opening goal for the return to Champions League play.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Publix is carrying a new Boar’s Head fried turkey lunchmeat and I have to say it’s now #1 on my Favorite Books of 2026 list
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 10/09/2026
Obviously the percentages matter, but this is an utterly enormous step toward the long-term sustainability of every club across the USL.
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Jeff Carlisle @jeffreycarlisle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The #USL announces that it has reached a new agreement on revenue sharing w/its men's professional clubs. National revenues such as sponsorships & media rights will now trickle down to the clubs to a greater degree. This is key if the USL is to attract new investors. www.espn.com/soccer/story...?
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USL adopts revenue-sharing model with men's clubs
The USL announced that it has agreed to a new revenue sharing model with its men's professional clubs, allowing those teams to participate in the growth of the USL's national revenues.
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CJ Coreschi @cjcoreschi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is a *massive* shift in the lower-league landscape. This has been a huge pain point and criticism of USL's model for years. And the revenue sharing including franchise sales is the biggest part, that's the most substantial revenue USL has to share.
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Samuel Bannister @samuelbannister.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Manu Koné, Wesley and Gianluca Mancini make their Champions League debuts in tonight’s starting lineup. Roma haven’t had this many Champions League debutants featuring in the same game since September 2017 against Atlético de Madrid, when they had five (Alisson, Peres, Jesus, Defrel and Pellegrini).
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Chris @maizerage.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is basically Jacksonville. You have Sporting Jax who is in it for the real estate and soccer is the third priority. Then theres the Armada. Where I am starting to believe the current owner would rather the team die than complete the sale to prospective owners. With land being at the center.
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think there are a lot of uncomfortable conversations about American pro soccer’s future that get papered over by sexy headlines or soundbites or moments. NWSL vs. MLS vs. USL is a way stupider idea than then architecting a better future together.
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Nicholas Murray @njemurray.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Appreciated Matt's shoutout for both Tate Johnson and Santi Castaneda in here. Quite something to see two @tampabayrowdies.bsky.social products in the picture for the USMNT. #USL-C
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've never seen this from ANY USL team before in any USL league, but Tampa Bay Sun just released a post with all contract lengths for all players. This is the kind of thing I've been hoping for for years. www.tampabaysunfc.com/news/2026/09...
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PWHL @thepwhl.com · 09/09/2026
Coming to a screen near you 📺 The PWHL and Scripps Sports have announced a landmark national broadcast agreement, bringing the action to fans across the U.S. throughout the 2026-27 season on ION and Scripps Sports Network. 📰 Read more: bit.ly/4iNDycs
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i got a vespa
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Chiesa di Totti @chiesaditotti.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It took almost 10 years, but Roma makes their official return to the Champions League tomorrow when they face Fenerbahçe on the road. Can the Giallorossi start the League Phase on the right foot?
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Roma Face Fenerbahçe in Their Long-Awaited Champions League Return
It took quite a while, but Roma are back in the Champions League. Can they start league play on the right foot?
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 09/09/2026
Can't stop thinking about this play in the lede. This was literally his first ever national team practice and he pulled out this shit, kid is different
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RBLR Rowdies - Tampa Bay @rblrrowdies.rblrsports.com · 08/09/2026
Sources confirm @backheeled.com report that the Rowdies are bringing in Jürgen Locadia, a 4x Eredivisie champion with PSV, represented Curaçao at the 2026 World Cup, and previously commanded a £14M Premier League transfer fee to Brighton. Expect official announcement in a day or two. #COYR
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John Morrissey @usltactics.com · 08/09/2026
Lowery bomb in full effect. Really big swing from Tampa Bay to acquire a player with Locadia’s track record. He’s put up very good numbers in Miami, and the question is how he’ll integrate into this Rowdies lineup.
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Joseph Lowery @joeclowery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🤝 Sources: Tampa Bay Rowdies have acquired Jürgen Locadia from Miami FC. Former FC Cincinnati + Brighton striker has 8 goals in the USL Championship this year. World Cup starter with Curaçao this summer 🇨🇼 Big get for Rowdies, who lead Players' Shield race + postseason favorites. @backheeled.com
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
back cover of a Stephen King novel
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I forgot Tommy Mac plays in this league
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Sarah Spain ✨ @sarahspain.com · 05/09/2026
An overdue dive into the Instagram “hidden requests” inbox… Never disappoints.
FEB  22 AT 6:10 PM 
You are a disgusting vile Cunt. An absolute piece of shit. I hope you get hit by a truck.

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Accept message request from Chris O'Brien (8288woody)?
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WHAT THE FUCK GASLY POLE?!?!?!?!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Wemby
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Mike Pendleton @phat7deuce.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
France is just eviscerating Hungary here
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