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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 6h

The craziest thing about all these young players balling out for the USMNT is we haven't even seen the best one yet

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 19h

Cavan Sullivan in League Two in 2028

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 20h

DON'T HURT PAULO DIAZ PLEASE

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 20h

Cavan you can't pass that brother. It's a rule that if you beat 3 players you cannot pass that shit. Keep going.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 20h

Julian Hall has strong second striker vibes to him. Put him next to a big hold-up man to run off of.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 21h

Chris Brady punching the ball backwards and letting in a soft goal was on the second most confusing thing he did that half to be fair.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 21h

That dummy made me feel things

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 22h

Brooklyn Raines sounds like the main character of a Gone in 60 Seconds sequel that is being produced by Peacock

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I for one have never said anything bad about or doubted Austin Riley in my lifetime

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Cavan Sullivan is about to become the Lionel Messi of the National League

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine showing this to an Atlanta United fan 12 months ago

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If you’re thinking of picking up JJ McCarthy off waivers just go ahead and delete the app

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I don't actively hate it? It's ... fine?

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine disrespecting Bo Nix

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This was always a very weird hire for such an ambitious club.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Somewhere out there is a Western Michigan and Dallas Cowboys fan contemplating life.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Texas is really taking the piss today

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If your striker isn’t getting fake covid vaccination documents from the Switzerland Hell’s Angels to be eligible to play in matches then they simply don’t want it bad enough. You can’t teach that type of dedication to the game.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The haters said I couldn’t do it. And honestly great call by the haters.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Anthropic: Claude accidentally cloned 14 human beings today. We are unsure how this happened but we are looking into the matter.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Look at me, I’m Davante Adams. I’m one of the best receivers of my generation and I can eat unlimited Taco Bell for life. Fuck this guy.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

When i stub my toe on the way to the bathroom

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Put your Bryce Young MVP bets in now. Free money.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Kamario Taylor is the truth. Lanorris Sellers is a fraud. South Carolina is a joke and only relevant because of Steve Spurrier. Why did I choose this life?

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

We got a kicker? Let me find out…

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That may get the award for dumbest thing ever to happen in sports history. Congrats NC State.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Tired of these Americans going to subpar leagues. They need to start testing themselves at the highest level if we’re ever going to be a serious footballing nation.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Arthur Blank back up the money truck

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Kalshi League Soccer Presented By DraftKings

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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 17/09/2026

For all the new people that have followed me in the last 36 hours thank you. And as a reminder to everyone I am still looking for work! I would love to write for you on anything, does not have to be just journalism, but I do a lot of sports and news on that front!

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sometimes the jokes write themselves, folks.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Belichick furious after Belichick resigns; Belichick to assume play-calling duties.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Death. Taxes. Josef Martinez scoring against Orlando City.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hearing that Ben Lederman has not been called up to the USMNT roster.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I apologize for doubting you, Mauricio. Go off, King.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

How can you not be romantic about baseball?

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

You never go full Les Miles

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’ll remember James Rodriguez in the 2014 World Cup for the rest of my life. One of the best individual performances in a tournament ever. His career didn’t live up to the potential but damn he was so fun to watch at times.

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

If they take the poptarts bowl away from us we Jan 6 the NCAA headquarters

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Texas won one game and decided to become the next sports supervillain

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Rob Usry @robusry.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Aight bro I already won my matchup. Save Walker for next week.

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