Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 29/09/2026take a fucking timeout, Sirianni you unserious emo clown 120
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 29/09/2026Offsetting penalties is completely incoherent when two penalties are unequal 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 29/09/2026unclear how long I will hold on the petty animus I feel towards Ben Johnson (a man I did not particularly want to coach the Seahawks) because he withdrew himself from consideration 120
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 29/09/2026I’m sure Eagles fans will be more compassionate towards Riq than Seahawks fans were 1130
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 29/09/2026You’re watching Bears-Eagles I am watching Beagles-Ears We are not the samestatic.klipy.comALT: 0101
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenNathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Tough 1-2 start for the defending Super Bowl Champion LA Rams 510013
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 28/09/2026Just to clarify, given I missed two-thirds of that game, Aaron Donald did… basically jack shit? 370
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenBen @bseahawk14.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My happiness the Rams lost is so much higher than my sadness the Seahawks lost, the lesson: being a hater rules 410217
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 28/09/2026lmao eat shit you absolutely fucking hideous organization 1110
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 28/09/2026“No one has thrown more pick-sixes than Matthew Stafford” (Eight seconds elapse) “You don’t see Matthew Stafford make mistakes like that” 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 28/09/2026ah yes the vaunted Denver Broncos defense, truly a wall of steel 130
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 28/09/2026man I just got home from getting merrily day drunk with an old friend visiting from the UK and now you’re telling me I have to root for the Broncos to not step on their own dicks 130
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026The feelings are settling down, the Seahawks are going to be better than fine, but I still would have preferred that dumbfuck loss happened next week against the Chargers — both for playoff seeding reasons, and so the Seahawks have the hate in their hearts when they roll into Santa Clara in week 5 070
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026Pretty remarkable defensive bed-shitting today boys 190
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026You basically couldn't ask for more from Sam by way of atonement. That was a truly ridiculous drive 0111
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026I don’t really know what more either Jobe or Pritchett could have done on those McLaurin catches, that’s just a very good receiver being very good 060
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026Brian Fleury there is going to be a tribunal hearing to investigate what exactly you think you are doing 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026Pick-sixes are cool, he says to no one in particular 150
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026“Did he get his feet down? He did!!!!” (As replay shows McLaurin soaring out of bounds with not one single atom of his physical being touching the ground) 080
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026He did not have possession and control in bounds are you fucking serious 150
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026Eric Saubert your name will be remembered only intermittently but always fondly 080
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026Tory Horton being back and catching some balls is nice and fun on a day that is otherwise neither of those things 050
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Michael: Gotta Have FaithALT: George Michael: Gotta Have Faith 140
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026defensive TD to settle the stomach, just saying 180
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026In Greg’s defense it has been almost two quarters and he has yet to mention that he was a Seahawk for fifteen minutes seven years ago 040
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026At a certain point* you have to stop putting the word “arguably” before “the best receiver in football” *we are already past that point 041
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026That would have been JSN’s career-defining highlight reel catch 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026Deep shot to Brady Russell what the fuck is going on 150
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 27/09/2026imagine getting pushed around by a team coached by Senator John Fetterman 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 26/09/2026trying to figure out why everyone on the TL is talking about Adrian Chiles rn 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 26/09/2026did the Seahawks safety room have a field trip to raid a mummy’s tomb this offseason 030
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 26/09/2026the funniest possible next step is for Sam Darnold to have a bad game on Sunday and manufacture a QB controversy among the dumb fans 1140
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 24/09/2026Marshawn’s complete lack of filter is one of the wonders of the world 180
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 24/09/2026hang the "only team with 3 CBs in the top-right quadrant through two weeks" banner 150
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenOakes @eol.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Just had the thought “How about a little sick in the pupey?” re: Sam’s butt injury, so I should probably log off forever now 5171
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenLuke Braun @lukebraunnfl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026seahawks memers are in the garden of eden. what do you mean they got the mononucleosis QB who hurt his but and also they have a super bowl trophy about it 66412
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 23/09/2026I doubt anything played a bigger role in the 2025 Seahawks' offensive success than the fact that they only played 7/20 games without all 5 starting OL (4 without Sundell, 3 without Cross) and zero with fewer than 4/5 starters. Not panicking or anything but I do not like early-season OL injuries!seahawkswire.usatoday.comSeahawks to place RG Anthony Bradford on injured reserveThe Seahawks' starting offensive line has just taken a hit. 080
Reposted by Worrier in the GardenBig Mommy Drix 🏳️⚧️ @bddrix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026SKATTEBO: Skatt want 40 carries MATT NAGY: Cam that’s not a reasonable allocation of touches SKATTEBO: Jealousy coordinator 354063
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 23/09/2026Mike Macdonald, oblivious to the TV production crew in his house: fuck Sean Payton he’s a whiny bitch and I punked him in an elevator oh no were you recording that oh darn please don’t put that on the TV that Sean Payton is a whiny bitch who to reiterate I punked in an elevator 2353
Worrier in the Garden @idkmetcalf.lol · 22/09/2026the way Robert Mays talks about the Seahawks these days is frankly pornographic (complimentary)youtube.comIs It Already Over For the Colts? Plus, Seahawks Domination & Steelers SadnessYouTube video by The Athletic Football Show 060
