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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 1h

All I got is True Detective season 1, scene in the biker bar. Supposed to be set in the 90's and the sound system in the bar is playing Melvins' "A History of Bad Men" that song didn't come out till 2006.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Barry Lyndon is a movie for Taurus' Only we can appreciate it's beauty.

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Ryu Pradana @bsky.best · 08/10/2026

The reason why Canadians are so "nice". They transfer all their anger and rage into their geese, and then send them south to relinquish themselves from the wrath they have inside them. That’s why Canadian geese are so aggressive and attack so many people, and why Canadians are so "nice".

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are Studio Ghibli movies considered "anime"? I assume they're not, because they generally don't have scantily clad, barely legal teenage girls piloting mechs

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nuclear take: Johnny Cash's cover of NIN Hurt sucks fucking shit (mostly because Johnny Cash sucks fucking shit)

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think we need to build mock locker rooms next to the guillotines, just so we can slam these nerd ass billionaires into them before we take their heads off. "If this had happened more to you more in high school, you wouldn't be here right now. Be better. Oops, too late"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

no i will not ever “send to phone”

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To the woman who was exiting Target with her fucking bulldog as I was entering: I hope you heard me muttering "what the fuck is wrong with people?" because it was directed at you. If you can't enter a Big Box store without your pet, keep your ass at home. DoorDash and Uber Eats exist.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My biggest issue with Devils Advocate is that Satan himself couldn't pull my arm away from Charlize Theron.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/09/2026

If you bring an iced coffee to the job interview, I won't hire you. Bam. But not because you brought a drink. Because you put ice in your coffee. You do not respect the beverage and thus cannot be given meaningful responsibilities

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Teens Retirees 🤝 Watching their phones with full volume in public

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…

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Hazy Bombyx @bombulziir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you people ever shut the hell up?

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My favorite running gag in Legends of Tomorrow is all the ways Constantine is prevented from lighting his cigarette. It's a clever way to get around the FCC ban on smoking on network TV shows. He's like Wile E. Coyote, and cigarettes are his Road Runner.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One thing that's really cool about Patreon is that when I open the app, instead of showing me the stuff I enjoy enough to pay for, it loads up some random crap I've never heard of and likely have no interest in, and I have to navigate menus to get what I came for.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this week has gone on long enough tbh

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Decided to fire this up after all the news lately. Let's see how long it takes for Navi to force me to rage quit. I'd be more interested in the remake is they gave you the option to make her shut the fuck up. If you can believe it, she was even more annoying in the 3DS remake

The NSO (excuse me, Nintendo Classics) N64 game selection menu with TOoT highlighted

Ocarina Of Time (N64 version) title screen.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Guy who keeps referring to the different hand soap scents as “flavors.”

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Mushrooms

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when I tell you this is the song of the day it doesn't have anything to do with the actual day because this is the song of the day for every day youtu.be/V_Z15U-T9kY

youtu.be

MELT-BANANA - Free the Bee - Official Music Video (2001)

YouTube video by MELT-BANANA CHANNEL

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"mom said i could break all the pots in this village"

Baby Link from the Ocarina of Time looking unrepentant

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Today marks the one year anniversary of people losing their jobs because they accurately pointed out that Charlie Kirk was a hateful bigot.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

“if you love what you do you’ll never work a day in your life" sir I love masturbating and eating doritos who will pay me for this

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Every time I get breakfast from Burger King, and they ask if I want any jelly, I have to fight myself to keep from saying "no thanks, I'm not that kind of pervert"

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Remember if you go into a place where people are working tomorrow telling them "I can't believe you have to work today" doesn't making them having to work on a holiday any better

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You'd think he'd get a fancy car for the Rapture

A text message

6:09 PM
Jesus is here - look for the green Toyota Corolla (a red blob blocking out the license plate number) You have 5 min before they depart. Wait time fees apply after 2 min.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Can we normalize not taking it personally when an introvert wants to eat lunch alone? Sometimes we just need 30 quiet minutes to recharge without having to make small talk. It’s not personal. We just need the break

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I think the AI bubble is going to pop when restaurants realize that making your food look like inedible slop isn't good for business.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Introduce yourself with 10 acts or bands you've seen live. Smashing Pumpkins (my first concert, '93) Faith No More Fishbone At The Drive-In Reverend Horton Heat Stone Temple Pilots Jello Biafra (spoken word) Death (proto-punk) Melvins Suicide Machines

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Hasan Pikar: Because it worked with Chapo Trap House.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

As much as I love tzatziki, I would never suggest that you inject it in to my veins, or some shit. If you did that, I wouldn't be able to taste it, so what's the point?

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Freestyle machines need to have real Cherry Coke. Coke with cherry flavoring is NOT the same thing, not even close. I will die on this hill.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

chauffeured my daughter and her friend around yesterday and they were complaining about an overbearing teacher and the friend said “lady, can you just get off my clit” and istg i almost drove off the road

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Horse Name

a jockey riding a horse in a horse race, saying "my ultimate victory over this beast of dumb strength, pure thoughtless muscle, that I can name it something like 'grandpa's secret lover' and it has no idea how humiliated it is."
The horse thinks in reply "my name is Stephen you sadist, you tyrant, and one day I will be able to speak my name in your tongue and then I will trample you."

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026

Q: Are we permitted to point and laugh when someone trips and falls into the jaws of the ethnonationalist paramilitary gulag system they've cheered on and proselytized on behalf of for a decade plus? A: Yes it's fucking funny as shit

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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Blocked a page that had a video called "Fran Drescher talks normal." No. She already talks normal. She talks beautiful.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Plan a horrorfest using only your first name: Misery Alien Texas Chainsaw Massacre Texaa Chainsaw Massacre 2 Hellraiser Evil Dead 2 Whatever Happened To Baby *Jane?

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

When a post of mine gets more than 10 likes

Still from the television show Community showing Troy looking serious with text that reads "I'm funny...'

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