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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 4h

All I got is True Detective season 1, scene in the biker bar. Supposed to be set in the 90's and the sound system in the bar is playing Melvins' "A History of Bad Men" that song didn't come out till 2006.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 21h

That was DEFINITELY me playing Rez on the Dreamcast when I was on Molly lol.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Barry Lyndon is a movie for Taurus' Only we can appreciate it's beauty.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You've posted about that before. That's the kind of a job that teenage me thought I would love, but I can't imagine doing that today.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I was in the jury for a murder trial recently, the guy only took one shot to the head, and the crime scene photos were pretty gruesome, and I used to visit rotten dot com when it was still being updated.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I learned far too late that you should use scissors to open a bag of frozen french fries.

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Ryu Pradana @bsky.best · 08/10/2026

The reason why Canadians are so "nice". They transfer all their anger and rage into their geese, and then send them south to relinquish themselves from the wrath they have inside them. That’s why Canadian geese are so aggressive and attack so many people, and why Canadians are so "nice".

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I saw the name and thought "is that Burt Ward's brand?" And it is, he's up in the upper left hand corner in the Robin suit.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well now that I'm being peer pressured into it lol. I need to finish a couple of library books (The Best Of Weird Tales and Four Souls by Louise Erdrich) since those have a time limit, and that book is a chonker.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Those books are like an acid trip on paper, been thinking about reading them again since it's been 20+ years since the last time.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Are Studio Ghibli movies considered "anime"? I assume they're not, because they generally don't have scantily clad, barely legal teenage girls piloting mechs

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nice middle finger. Doesn't compensate for a lack of talent

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Nuclear take: Johnny Cash's cover of NIN Hurt sucks fucking shit (mostly because Johnny Cash sucks fucking shit)

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I think we need to build mock locker rooms next to the guillotines, just so we can slam these nerd ass billionaires into them before we take their heads off. "If this had happened more to you more in high school, you wouldn't be here right now. Be better. Oops, too late"

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

no i will not ever “send to phone”

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

To the woman who was exiting Target with her fucking bulldog as I was entering: I hope you heard me muttering "what the fuck is wrong with people?" because it was directed at you. If you can't enter a Big Box store without your pet, keep your ass at home. DoorDash and Uber Eats exist.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My biggest issue with Devils Advocate is that Satan himself couldn't pull my arm away from Charlize Theron.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It might have been named after the church, but Mormon was a "prophet" who wrote the book. I doubt Joseph Smith had any knowledge about exotic butterflies lol.

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 25/09/2026

If you bring an iced coffee to the job interview, I won't hire you. Bam. But not because you brought a drink. Because you put ice in your coffee. You do not respect the beverage and thus cannot be given meaningful responsibilities

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Teens Retirees 🤝 Watching their phones with full volume in public

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

Vacationing Man Excited To Try Fast Food Franchise Not Found In Hometown theonion.com/vacationing-man-excite…

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Hazy Bombyx @bombulziir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you people ever shut the hell up?

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

My favorite running gag in Legends of Tomorrow is all the ways Constantine is prevented from lighting his cigarette. It's a clever way to get around the FCC ban on smoking on network TV shows. He's like Wile E. Coyote, and cigarettes are his Road Runner.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

One thing that's really cool about Patreon is that when I open the app, instead of showing me the stuff I enjoy enough to pay for, it loads up some random crap I've never heard of and likely have no interest in, and I have to navigate menus to get what I came for.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this week has gone on long enough tbh

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You know all those are available on the NSO, right? With the Expansion Pack you get Minish Cap, OoT and MM too.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I saw Chasing Amy on opening day, and during the scene where they're comparing scars they've gotten from oral sex, a middle age couple got up and left. Only time I've ever seen someone walk out of a theater.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Decided to fire this up after all the news lately. Let's see how long it takes for Navi to force me to rage quit. I'd be more interested in the remake is they gave you the option to make her shut the fuck up. If you can believe it, she was even more annoying in the 3DS remake

The NSO (excuse me, Nintendo Classics) N64 game selection menu with TOoT highlighted

Ocarina Of Time (N64 version) title screen.

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Guy who keeps referring to the different hand soap scents as “flavors.”

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Mushrooms

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think Clear Channel put out a list of songs that they recommended against playing on their radio after the attacks. This was probably one, my favorite was "all Rage Against The Machine" lol

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you get the chance to see them live, go for it. I've seen them 4 times (last time they were opening for Napalm Death and Melvins)

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

when I tell you this is the song of the day it doesn't have anything to do with the actual day because this is the song of the day for every day youtu.be/V_Z15U-T9kY

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MELT-BANANA - Free the Bee - Official Music Video (2001)

YouTube video by MELT-BANANA CHANNEL

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I heard they got bought by private equity, so it's just a matter of time.

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Mellow Biafra @nervousfarter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

There was one supposedly in development for the NES. I thought it'd be cool if it was a point and click like Deja Vu, but I realized it'd be a shitty platformer with Cooper shooting at owls or some shit.

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