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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 5h
CyberTruck owners:
NFL graphic that says

SHORT
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Chrispy Pixels @chrispypixels.bsky.social · 32m
fish
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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 11h
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 21h
Bill Murray in Caddyshack trying to kill that damn gopher
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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tokyo Game Show 2026 in 1 minute! Because video game trade shows look better in standard definition. #TGS2026 📹: Sony Handycam DCR-SR32 🎵: Lunch Time Speax - Ground Zero
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Ghost of Futures Ain 👻 @ainsky.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They Don't care they just want slop lmao
Reddit post by a user in r/decomps that reads: "Batman: Arkham Asylum (Xbox 360) now runs natively on windows, no emulator: static recompilation + a Vulkan renderer. Android is next"

Attached is a picture of the game supposedly running "natively"Comments from the same reddit post;
User 1: There's literally already a PC port of this game.

User 2: And, unlike most ports from those days, it has zero compromises, it is superior to the consoles version in every way possible.

User 3: And it's always like 5 dollars
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Render of a close up of Heath Ledger's face (as the Joker) holding a playing card with a picture of Christian Bale's Batman on it (from The Dark Knight). It's a Joker card somehow. The rest of the image is pitch black except for text on the right.

"Fool you once, shame on you, fool you twice, joker's trick.."

-(in red text) The Joker

This image may have been sincere at one point, but spawned the legendary twitter account "Joker's Trick", a layered parody of gimmick accounts.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 03/10/2026
Okay. So here's what I know - I lost my day job. - I hated my day job. - I liked having a lot of money and health insurance. - But a lot of money never made me happier, I just owned more stuff. - I do still need health insurance. - I'm really fucking good at lettering comic books.
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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SHARK! 🦈⚡️🌊🩸 @yxngshark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here, watch PAC being silly #AEWDynamite
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 01/10/2026
Until we meet again. #ThankYouPAC #AEWDynamite
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is such a look for going to Applebees
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kara🐆 @karaonza.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
toys r us event store in new york ~2016. i used to date the person on the left. PAC completely no-sold the giraffe head and stared the human down directly in her eyes (neck star) what a worker
geoffrey pac
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Barely 24 hours ago, he was wrestling in Chicago... Insane how fast this happened...
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Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wife sent me this from her group chat after we all saw Primetime this evening
"Does anyone else feel like rpatz had Simpsons' teeth"
"Wat"
"Lemme illustrate it bold on"
(Photo of Bart and Lisa Simpsons laughing which shows all of the teeth)
(Photo of Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen screaming loud enough to show most of his teeth)
"I'm so sorry”
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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 24/09/2026
There he is. #AEWCollision
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The feeling of deleting Teams off my phone hopefully forever:
A man breaking the chains of Microsoft Teams, the worst chat program ever created. He is now free to live his life, unburden by a "quick call" or a total stranger messaging "hey." He no longer has to sit through a meeting compromised of 137 faceless non-humans, as they all watch a presentation on something that could've been conveyed in an email within five minutes. No longer does he have to feel the pain of AI being injected where it is neither needed nor desired, while a nasal congested representative from a sham AI corporation lies their way through, claiming that the future of tech is here and embracing a predictive algorithm masquerading as a functional brain is the only path forward. He is free. They have done him a service.
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🔞 LadySaytenn | The One From The Bible 🔞 @social.ladysaytenn.art · 22/09/2026
Image of an asteroid hitting the earth used in the trout population meme. Impact text reads "THIS MEANS THEY CAN FINALLY WORK ON BANJO KAZOOIE :D"
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Your grandad might've fought in the war, but I got a Teams call while listening to Easy Lover, it's basically the same thing.
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Unironically would start watching again after a decade and some change.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Cast Alan Ritchson as Doctor Who
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katie @earthbound64.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
redrew this thumbnail i saw
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVE TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY TO WORK @algoestowork.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's a tiny part of my brain that goes "it wasn't winter in Resident Evil 2." It gets immediately stomped out by the rest of my brain that screams "THE ENDING TO WEAPONS IS ONE OF THE GREATEST IN MOTION PICTURE HISTORY, TRUST A FOURTH OF THE WHITEST KIDS U'KNOW!!!!" So you're right, no notes!
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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
youre probably looking at this fruit and thinking ‘wow, that must grow on a tropical island somewhere’, and you’d be WRONG AS HELL. its a pawpaw, the largest edible fruit native to north america. this is our first one and it tastes like banana, vanilla, and cantaloupe made a weird ass threesome baby
a pawpaw fruit still clinging onto the tree outside my bedroom door, but it’s gonna fall soon and im gonna eat it and pretend to everyone that i love itthe pawpaw has been sliced open revealing its mushy yellow private innards.  if you eat the seeds or the skin something bad happens, and might happen even if you just eat the mushy part too idk, the internet is full of rumors.  i will find out the truth the way nature intended: just eating it anyway and seeing if i shit myself at dinner.  stay tuned.
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Jiikae @jiikae.com · 10/09/2026
The “Big 3” gaming platforms are actually Nintendo, PC and a Chinese emulation device of your choosing.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 10/09/2026
DLSS 5 is just a lighting pass and not an ai hallucin--
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Goldeneye 007 N65 crossed with the Dire Straights "Money For Nothing" music video
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Liam @jazzyfuture.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The message included with this proto dump is rad
Today, I’m releasing the SNES proof-of-concept alpha of Project Dream, the proto-type that would go on to become Banjo-Kazooie.

I’ve held on to this for years, it was fun to have something that only a handful of people had, and as I am several people removed from how it got out of Rare to begin with, I didn’t want to risk that it could somehow get someone else in trouble, (so how I got it is a story I don’t plan to share.) I will just say that I got it from someone who got it from someone, who got it from somewhere.

But with the current state of the industry and Microsoft's current heartless gutting and mismanagement of Rare and other companies it controls, plus with how long it's been, I feel it's more important to make sure this is properly preserved, and the ROM dissected by people with far more knowledge on how to do such things.

I hope by releasing this, that it also inspires other people to release what they have as well. I know the Twelve Tales Conker 64 prototype is out there somewhere, but sadly, this is the only thing that I have.

There is little joy left in the industry, as it relentlessly marches towards AI, layoffs, l anti-preservation and ownership tactics, and, in Microsoft’s case, the support and approval of literal genocide in Gaza.

Let’s get the last beautiful things hiding on our hard drives out there for everyone. That's all we have left.
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I may not have grasped the concept of a dictator at that age, but dammit, I knew I hated my younger brother going into my room! Clearly DW is the worst!!
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
8 year old me would argue DW was much worse.
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m not the first person to make this observation but the prevalence of nauseating ai-generated business logos means stuff like this hits CRAZY for me now
photo of a white truck with the logo for Bob’s BBQ Emporium, which is written in comic sans and has a charming rudimentary illustration of a pig
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 08/09/2026
this is so fucking funny
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 08/09/2026
"the breaking benjamin lead vocalist went on a 5 minute rant during a concert about people being mean to him and the ai slop fallout 4 mod he made" oh my god dude
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Breaking Benjamin frontman pauses concert to rant about Fallout 4 modding beef: 'There was a modder in the community that was really mean to me'
The singer and guitarist spent several minutes asking fans to download his Fallout 4 'True First Person' mod after another modder criticized it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I fully support the brave dedicated journalism of Pablo Torre until it involves a team I am a fan of
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All moms who play video games love Ms. Pac-Man and the SNES (and Genesis!) version have the Pac-Booster where you can play it in the super fast fun mode. Hook her UP.
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
One time I went to a ROM site to download old SEGA CD games and for whatever reason, the page for Make My Video with Marky Mark had a whole list of the heinous things Wahlberg has done and then a download link to the game. And that's how I learned he sucks as much as his old game.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wife: Who is Hasan Piker Me: Punter for the Packers Wife: Really? Me: No, but it doesn't really matter
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sAm @samdrawngame.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why the hell is the first thing YouTube shows on your subscription feed is an ad now..? Please tell me this is a bug or something. Refreshed the feed, closed the app, restarted my phone, and ads still load first. They can't actually be THIS far gone that they're shoveling in ads like a ROM site.
A screenshot of the YouTube subscription feed, showing a large ad at the very top, instead of any videos.
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Sonic The Wereblog @sonichedgeblog.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brad Flick @bradflick55.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Will Ospreay vs. Kenny Omega for the AEW World Championship at Wembley Stadium | @aewontv.bsky.social #AEWAllIn #London #GameBoyCamera
Will Ospreay lands a counter on Kenny Omega and plays to the crowd.Fisheye wide of the the All In set within Wembley StadiumThe video boards loom large over the ring where Kenny and Will are competing.Will Ospreay has his hand raised by referee Paul Turner after winning the AEW World Championship. The crowd erupts.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Kyle Fletcher as Donquixote Doflamingo!
Kyle Fletcher as Donquixote Doflamingo!
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Good thing this isn't the biggest show of the year, with this pre-show being used to move buys by sticking the Trios match at the end so the New Day debuts at the beginning of the show. Otherwise this would be pretty embarrassing and bad!
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
AEW has a lot of traditions they rigorously follow, like going to the same venues for certain big PPVS or having audio issues during every damn show. Why are we hearing commentary through the PA...?
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nearly every character comments on how large he is and it never gets old. This show rules for all the reasons it should suck.
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Now That's What I Call Music logo edited to read "Now that's a horrible night to have a curse".
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🦷👁️Alex Rochon👁️🦷 @alexrochonva.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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