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enjoys being taken by voids for all eternity and long walks on the beach [it/its]

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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
saw a group of shirtless ripped sweaty men jog past me. im taking it as a sign god is on my side today
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it's the worst when a niche thing you're interested in becomes a necessary talking point battlegrounds due to some advance in technology ai has somehow ruined the discussion of phenomenal consciousness, the most fascinating subject in the universe (in my opinion)
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're at a fun point of anthropomorphization where programming/permissions errors are now considered "going rogue"
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I had this exact thought a bit ago while I was taking acute anti anxiety pills after my adhd medication, an ibuprofen, and a tums while also high
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the wonders of modern error correction technology
Snippet of text from a google doc.

"Let’s imagine this function takes in some number n, and spits out the n’th number that is made exclusively out of one repeated digit."

"the n'th" is underlined in blue by the software.
Google helpfully suggests changing "the n'th" to "then'th".
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
yipee monarch vinyls arrived
Vinyl of Monarch of Monsters
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dude you do NOT want to know
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Bugs bunny from Tails Gets Trolled:
"i used to be trolled but i found out a way to stop it. i do all kinds of gay shit. they cant troll you if you dress up as a girl and kiss them. i dont like doing it but it works"
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wolfram alpha screenshot

Input interpretatiin: kg/(s^(2) atm)

Result: 9.869 x 10^(-6) meters
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i'm 185,328 kilogram per atmosphere second seconds tall
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Interests & Hobbies
Is investing in replacing their body parts with abstract algebraic objects

Interests & Hobbies
Captures squirrels and releases them in data centers

Interests & Hobbies
Is trying to build self replicating life from inert chemicals

Diet & Nutrition
Cannot eat anything purple

Home & Family
Lives in Hell
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i weigh 0.0005819 atmosphere meter second seconds
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i only measure weight in atmosphere meter second seconds and anyone who uses another system is a fucking loser
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ً @zan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I miss when there was less cameras do to more crime
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You gotta keep your thumb straight!!
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
modern socialists are too pussy to bring this back
Wikipedia article:
The socialist fraternal kiss was a special form of greeting between socialist state officials. The act demonstrated the special relationship that exists between Communist countries, consisting of an embrace, along with a series of three kisses on alternate cheeks. In rare cases, when the two statesmen considered themselves on exceptionally good terms, the kisses were given on the mouth rather than on the cheeks.
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Petter Häggholm @haggholm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brave Sir Robinette, who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Bibi of Tel Aviv, …
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cmon judge, I almost didn't shoot those kids, cut me some slack will ya?
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
good news youtu.be/bXEddCLW3SM?...
youtu.be
New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner
YouTube video by The Onion
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butcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lets eat penis
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butcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lets get retarded low key
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butcher videos @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lets eat pussy
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm broke.
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
😭😭😭😭
Cmonmack @Cmonmack2 • 3d
I just typed this into my phone and l've never been more terrified of technology in my life
Show this thread
I am your phone
1 am coming to kill you
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Serpent_x @zorrito.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Seriously, people pathologize everything these days. Just because someone holds traditional beliefs about agriculture doesn't mean they had a bad childhood.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
"Mr. President, you did 9/11."
Andrew Card whispering, "America is under attack" into Bush's ear
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think laying down in a bulky mascot suit slowly being enveloped by ocean waves is my worst nightmare
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if your game doesn't have an option to switch audio sources it's legal to kill you
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
panpsychism is the only reponse to the hard problem of consciousness that is satisfying in any way to me
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 04/09/2026
"I Hate To Admit It But It Feels So Good!!" These Girls Absolutely Don't Want To Fuck These Losers But Now They Have To In A Shameful Fuck Fest!! It Makes Her Sad, It Makes Her Ashamed, But It Felt So Good That She Was On The Verge Of Cumming So Many Times That It Was All She Could Do To Resist Havi
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
they're trying to erase my memories and i couldnt be happier
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Took adderall and wrote a 500+ line 2D linear algebra header for my game engine in one sitting
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[passive aggressive magician]: oh so NOW you see me
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Reminds me of my best game ever
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fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social @fuck-my-pissy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i work at the suicide hotline (outgoing calls department)
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Julie 💫 @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thankfully youtube will learn their lesson from this, and be more discerning when it comes to fair use in the future!
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is a sign of our collapsing bronze age
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
why do i gotta be a person instead of a squirrel running through the snow
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No, a slow clock is still right at certain times. For it to be never right, it would have to have the same turning rate but out of phase.
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coyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotescoyotes @coyotes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
i have a name you assholes
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Nah, people on the """less crazy""" end of the spectrum have been advocating for taking MMR seperately (and spaced out longer) for a long time.
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🧵 // posts that speak hard truths 1/
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Let's steal a yacht and 50 years worth of food and water and vanish into the secret part of the Pacific
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
the kids are saying globule these days
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
GADZOOKS!
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
what's this "6 foot rope" thing i've been hearing about?
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nemaxilb @nemaxilb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
can we get this to 100,0000 likes guys
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