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They’re doing free access at newspapers.com all this weekend if anyone has any rabbit holes they’d like to disappear down. www.newspapers.com/go/freeacces...

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Free Access! Through October 5th.

Limited time free access to view and search pages in our newspaper archive for obituaries, birth and marriage announcements, social pages, and much, much more.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 13h

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Simon Bates dressed normally (middle aged)

Simon Bates dressed as a wizard riding a broom

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Bryan @elwick70.bsky.social · 15h

Where’s my diesel? I was promised Tuesday!

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 15h

Raising a glass of Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade & salt in her honour

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

whoever keeps screaming "oh god fuck me Aquaman" needs to keep it down because my wife is trying to take a bath

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026

I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening

A screengrab from the 'Lovehoney UK Sex Map 2026' listing the statistics for the Brighton area (places in the bottom 48% for sex toy purchases apparently)

Various categories are laid out in the manner of a Top Trumps card:

Average dildo length - 7.1"
Average dildo girth - 5.2"
Lube Volume - 134.466 litres

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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Liquid Bluesky

National Trust• @nationaltrust.org.uk
Nobody has ever regretted a scone after a long walk.

Except someone with ceoliac disease

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Maple 🥞✨️ @mapleburr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They're certainly getting more creative

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stabilo @stabiloffc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Anthony Gordon here, talking to himself from the future.

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026

I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026

Michael Ball pronouncing the names of pro wrestlers is my new jam

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Welsh Bollocks @welshbollocks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looking for a taxi from Llanilar to Aberystwyth and don't want to take out a mortgage? Download the Uberystwyth App today. We guarantee a taxi within 3 days of ordering (subject to the weather and if the car's needed to take a sheep to the vet)

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026

Difference of opinion here Geoffrey

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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It seems @neilsmiles.com has hit the Anne And Nick motherload. Nick there with a smart but casual look with a sporty blazer and tie combo, with light beige action slacks. A look I very much aspire to myself. www.youtube.com/watch?v=DG07...

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BBC1 | Good Morning... With Anne and Nick | 9th May 1995

YouTube video by Neil Miles

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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 28/09/2026

3:52 - must be time for the news

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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I used to work on a paintball site as a teen. The owner wore quite ripped jeans, and one day we watched a wasp fly into the rip near one knee, go up, sting him on the balls, then fly down an exit out of the rip in the opposite trousers leg.

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 27/09/2026

Oh dear

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 27/09/2026

Keep mashing the buttons you'll find the right one eventually

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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Martin Nutbeem @martinnutbeem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

In which I learned that Choosing Texas was not some viral advert for scientific calculators.

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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Today it’s 50 years since I first presented Playschool wearing my blue beads and silver heart. I adore bringing joy into the lives of my Playschool Babies during the 12 years I was on the programme. ❤️

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 27/09/2026

OK I'll bite. What's Rolling Stone?

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Eddie Robson @eddierobson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I find it strange that some people refuse to believe this is the way our decentralised culture works now, that it's possible to be completely ignorant of hugely popular things that don't match your tastes and interests. People aren't lying about that because they think it makes them look cool.

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Viz Comic @vizcomic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

subscriptions >>> shop.viz.co.uk/viz358bs

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 26/09/2026

Tried opening this up but it misunderstood what I was doing and scolded me at length

A box found in a charity shop labelled BLUESKY STARTER KIT

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cuth pube

A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What at horrible day to have eyes.

A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.

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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Now available for all, when you (an honest Brit) got bilked out of your savings or found woodlice in your Pot Noodle, who did you call? My new video sidesteps potential death-traps to celebrate the white knights of consumer rights, BBC Watchdog. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OsW...

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BBC Watchdog: The White Knights of Consumer Rights

YouTube video by Stuart Millard

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