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@neilsmiles.com
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"Isn't he a panic" ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop. “Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis” www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 03/10/2026
So that's what he's been up to since the whole Clinton / Lewinsky thing
An air conditioning unit branded Ken Star (yes I know that a. he's dead and b. that isn't how his name is spelt)
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 02/10/2026
I love Brighton
Some graffiti of a long egg
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 30/09/2026
September 30 October 1st
Simon Bates dressed normally (middle aged) Simon Bates dressed as a wizard riding a broom
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026
I've got quite the game of Top Trumps planned this evening
A screengrab from the 'Lovehoney UK Sex Map 2026' listing the statistics for the Brighton area (places in the bottom 48% for sex toy purchases apparently) 

Various categories are laid out in the manner of a Top Trumps card:

Average dildo length - 7.1"
Average dildo girth - 5.2"
Lube Volume - 134.466 litres
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026
Difference of opinion here Geoffrey
Display of tshirts in Primark - on the left is a rack of tshirts with the logo of the Irish boyband Westlife; on the right a rack of Slipknot tshirts
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026
Full house on round two #popmaster
Grandstand - Today's Headlines
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 29/09/2026
36 on round one #popmaster
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 28/09/2026
3:52 - must be time for the news
BBC NEWS at 3:52 (with Moira Stuart)
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 28/09/2026
Contestant #2 was a right Colin #popmaster
Colin Hunt
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 27/09/2026
Oh dear
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 27/09/2026
Oh no not *dickperv*
@dickperv.bsky.social has blocked you
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 26/09/2026
WARNING: The following post is too hot for Bluesky
An LP of Out of Town with Jack Hargreaves: Know Your Pony

Phwoooooar
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 26/09/2026
Tried opening this up but it misunderstood what I was doing and scolded me at length
A box found in a charity shop labelled BLUESKY STARTER KIT
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Play it or we riot #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
I notice you weren't saying this between 7 & 8 Darryl #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Me right now #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
...and try the fish! #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
#totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
He'll be going into the studio next week to record that one #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Somewhere else in that room the Pythons are arguing with Malcolm Muggeridge about Life of Brian #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Oh cool maybe someone was listening #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
FUCK OFF STING #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Not saying I got a bit bored but I did make this #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Who's being fed to the threshing machine this week? #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Krusty's changed #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Craig really got that hot tub horny #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
"Tony" Braxton #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
A "special live acoustic version" #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
I said you should have gone before we got to the studio #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Why is this message in Spam when it should have been fired into the sun?
A spam email that begins 'Happy Holiday Season!'
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
Can't believe my favourite programme didn't make the list
IBA Engineering Announcements for the Radio & Television Trade
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 25/09/2026
I'll be switching channels sharpish after #totp this evening 💀
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 24/09/2026
Me reading your posts
The snooker player Shaun Murphy looking horrified / disgusted
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 24/09/2026
Just caught up with this which is a terrific listen but this was me when I heard Toby talking about cutting out the "detritus" so he could get a pristine recording of it from the telly
Mrs Doyle from Father Ted

Caption reads "MAYBE I LIKE THE DETRITUS"
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 24/09/2026
36 on round two #popmaster
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 24/09/2026
Change the pic to this and I'll buy twenty
Spiteful Cilla refusing to move
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 24/09/2026
Full house on round one #popmaster
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 23/09/2026
Going dogging in this
A car that looks like a giant weiner
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 23/09/2026
Me clocking that hot testcard action
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 23/09/2026
Got a copyright strike 😬 Interesting to note who it was from though. Are they about to release a box set or start showing them all on Talking Pictures?
A removal request for an upload of the programme Carnal Knowledge requested by Renown Pictures Ltd
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 23/09/2026
Either it's a message from my plumber or I'm halfway through Buffy season three
Wesley is on the way
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 22/09/2026
36 again on round two #popmaster
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 21/09/2026
33 / 33 / plenty of Tina #popmaster
Tina Turnoff from Rockstar Ate My Hamster
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
Rod, Jane and who? #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
Shame you're not a fireman Midge you could do something about the smoke engulfing the studio #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
Now do the one about great deals on gas ovens #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
That sound you hear is Lionel Richie on the phone to his agent #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
It was a simpler time #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
LOBO LOBO BRING BACK SHERIFF LOBO #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 18/09/2026
Under Your Thumb #totp
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