Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10190223422
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026everyone kept asking me if i was taking time off between jobs, and now that it is 8:30pm on sunday i am realizing uhhhh i reallly should have taken time off between jobs. two days off is not nearly enough time for my brain to prepare for meeting new people. 190
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors. 1407639617
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 27/09/2026This industry prides itself on denying consent EVERYWHERE YOU GO and these are people influencing policy and culture, creating the architecture of the technologies we all use. This is not a do first, ask for permissions later culture, it's a do because they think they don't need permissions ever. 112730
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633239399
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i was gifted with an extraordinary amount of vegan pastries for my last day of work. i’m really going to miss these guys. 090
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i cannot describe how much this hot bear butt distracted me all day. wtf. i’m sorry for the blurry cell phone photo of my computer screen. i assure you this was top tier #fatbear ass. 000
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026does anyone have a high res copy of the #ofmd mermaids? 012
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET 224843
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it is very appropriate that my final week at work coincides with fat bear week. if anyone needs me i’ll be watching live streams of bears lounging in the river. 270
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everything about this is awful, but are we all just going to ignore the fact that they were trying to reach people by *telex*? 000
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early 11652931236
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026just ate a truly maniacal amount of garlic before my 1pm meeting, wish me luck 040
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Mikell Taylor @mikell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I just heard someone talking about working through people hesitant to adopt new technology say “we need to view resistance as insight worth understanding, not ask what’s wrong with them.” YES. FUCK YES. I wish this were more widely understood in the current AI discourse. 24911
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...nytimes.comDave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity. 2405459560
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026grokipedia has started evading the no ai settings on my search engine 040
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds. 52130475
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️lyndsay @magpie.tips · 19/09/2026After taking a poll, the r/crafts subreddit has banned Harry Potter crafts from being posted in the sub because of JKR's consistent hateful conduct.reddit.comFrom the crafts community on RedditExplore this post and more from the crafts community 152374499
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 19/09/2026#ofmd crew, does anyone have a good source for depression robe throw pillows? 142
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 19/09/2026i'm gonna laugh myself sick, well played 1142
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Men can't find the summit 1568888
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026 133757
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i got diagnosed with ulcerative colitis when i was 20 and spent months in and out of the hospital. 20-year-old me would be amazed that i’m out here living my best colon-free life 080
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130761227
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026pest control came today and found two black widow spiders under my couch, along with some eggs and a shit ton of webbing so uhhhhh i’m setting this fucking couch on fire 680
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026IKEAs marketing team doing a bang up job 7552100
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming. 544952664
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️moosh 🧜🏼♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026BREAKING: The Revenge drum circle will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran. 29916
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026a conservative looking dude in a usa shirt complimented my earrings and asked if i was a big blackbeard fan. “i’m mostly a big fan of the tv show our flag means death.” he said he’s going to watch it because he’s a big history buff. i can’t wait for him to leave his wife and discover he’s gay 🥰 4414
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026I can’t believe the Babadook tweet lady just won an Emmy lmao never tell me online isn’t real 1085595
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Mikell Taylor @mikell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026“Do you believe there are only two sexes” is this political generation’s “do you believe marriage is between a man and a woman” and they’re all fucking it up 1195
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i love it when the burly guys at the gym tell me i have great form 💪 061
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026we watched I Love Boosters and 9 to 5 on two consecutive nights this weekend and it turns out that's a surprisingly perfect double feature, I can't believe there are two different movies that ask "what if you got really high and fed Das Kapital into the outfit computer from Clueless" 756794
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026live laughstatic.klipy.comPunk Rock: LOBOTOMY with JOHNNY & LIYAAlt: the ramones: LOBOTOMY 041
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This whole thread is incredible, but look at this stat. 17534
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life 23106932662
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English 12783139
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Women during the guysistrata 1339
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026thinking about the time i was really sick, uninsured, and desperate, so my mom sent me her dog’s leftover prednisone pills american healthcare, amirite? 140
zep 🏴☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026just found a particularly large one that may or may not have been a black widow, and when i tried to vacuum it up with my weak-as-hell dust buster it ran under couch anyway, how is your thursday going? 130
Reposted by zep 🏴☠️Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026 19189074873