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zep 🏴‍☠️

@nczebra.bsky.social
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aka natasha | she/her | ace/queer | former/future lurker | indestructible little fucker | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone kept asking me if i was taking time off between jobs, and now that it is 8:30pm on sunday i am realizing uhhhh i reallly should have taken time off between jobs. two days off is not nearly enough time for my brain to prepare for meeting new people.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 27/09/2026
This industry prides itself on denying consent EVERYWHERE YOU GO and these are people influencing policy and culture, creating the architecture of the technologies we all use. This is not a do first, ask for permissions later culture, it's a do because they think they don't need permissions ever.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was gifted with an extraordinary amount of vegan pastries for my last day of work. i’m really going to miss these guys.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cannot describe how much this hot bear butt distracted me all day. wtf. i’m sorry for the blurry cell phone photo of my computer screen. i assure you this was top tier #fatbear ass.
a fat bear ass, with two bear cubs resting against it.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
does anyone have a high res copy of the #ofmd mermaids?
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
In the bluesky posting system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the shitlibs who post AI content and support Gavin Newsom, and the shitposters who offend them. These are their posts. SKEET SKEET
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This thread! 🫨🫨🫨
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so fucking proud of samba 😍
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it is very appropriate that my final week at work coincides with fat bear week. if anyone needs me i’ll be watching live streams of bears lounging in the river.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everything about this is awful, but are we all just going to ignore the fact that they were trying to reach people by *telex*?
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
A lot of us have had to take a lot of shit on Bluesky for the crime of being 100% right about guys too early
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
just ate a truly maniacal amount of garlic before my 1pm meeting, wish me luck
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Mikell Taylor @mikell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just heard someone talking about working through people hesitant to adopt new technology say “we need to view resistance as insight worth understanding, not ask what’s wrong with them.” YES. FUCK YES. I wish this were more widely understood in the current AI discourse.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Enjoyed this article about the growing number of men adopting cats, bucking gender stereotypes. Apparently Mamdani is allergic to cats, but has been getting allergy shots because his wife wants to adopt one. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/s...
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Dave Franco, Jordan Poole and Other Everyday Cat Dads Are Redefining Gender Stereotypes (Gift Article)
We’re living in the age of the “cat dad” and he’s being used to sell premium cat products and talk about healthy masculinity.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
grokipedia has started evading the no ai settings on my search engine
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
new couch, no black widows, plenty of black cats.
a woman reclining on a black couch, with one black cat lying on her stomach and another black cat lying on the back of the couch. the cat on the back of the couch has her paw outstretched, and the woman has reached up to hold it.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 19/09/2026
The truth was that if United Health had an AI that was accepting a shitload of claims with a 90% error rate, United Health would stop using the AI in about 0.2 seconds.
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lyndsay @magpie.tips · 19/09/2026
After taking a poll, the r/crafts subreddit has banned Harry Potter crafts from being posted in the sub because of JKR's consistent hateful conduct.
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From the crafts community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the crafts community
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#ofmd crew, does anyone have a good source for depression robe throw pillows?
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Spooky Rin Stedecore 👻🎃 🔪 @stedeco.re · 19/09/2026
i'm gonna laugh myself sick, well played
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Men can't find the summit
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 18/09/2026
[a Siamese cat]: "When mom is shouting at someone named "ohmygodits4amstopmeowing" but your name is Marshmallow"
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i got diagnosed with ulcerative colitis when i was 20 and spent months in and out of the hospital. 20-year-old me would be amazed that i’m out here living my best colon-free life
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pest control came today and found two black widow spiders under my couch, along with some eggs and a shit ton of webbing so uhhhhh i’m setting this fucking couch on fire
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ahhh! also fang is the “gayest of them all” 👀
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
IKEAs marketing team doing a bang up job
Advert showing a wicker bench that says ‘made from husband material’
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 15/09/2026
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: The Revenge drum circle will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.
screenshot of the revenge crew playing drums
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a conservative looking dude in a usa shirt complimented my earrings and asked if i was a big blackbeard fan. “i’m mostly a big fan of the tv show our flag means death.” he said he’s going to watch it because he’s a big history buff. i can’t wait for him to leave his wife and discover he’s gay 🥰
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 15/09/2026
Um.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is dope
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026
I can’t believe the Babadook tweet lady just won an Emmy lmao never tell me online isn’t real
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andré @andre-carlisle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
emmy winner
katie dippold's iconic tweet of her dressed fully as the babdook with a caption: tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babdook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is a win for babadooks everywhere
kate dippold dressed as the babadook, sitting at a table surrounded by regular looking people in regular clothing.
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Mikell Taylor @mikell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
“Do you believe there are only two sexes” is this political generation’s “do you believe marriage is between a man and a woman” and they’re all fucking it up
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i love it when the burly guys at the gym tell me i have great form 💪
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we watched I Love Boosters and 9 to 5 on two consecutive nights this weekend and it turns out that's a surprisingly perfect double feature, I can't believe there are two different movies that ask "what if you got really high and fed Das Kapital into the outfit computer from Clueless"
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
live laugh
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Punk Rock: LOBOTOMY with JOHNNY & LIYA
Alt: the ramones: LOBOTOMY
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This whole thread is incredible, but look at this stat.
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
ME AGE 11: pirates were cool, they found treasure and swore and had eyepatches and parrots ME AGE 41: pirates were cool, they were multiracial, distributed resources and responsibility, got drunk all the time, and turned the boomerang back against mercantilist empire, often killing the English
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Women during the guysistrata
Still from our flag means death of Mary Bonnet languidly stretching out alone in bed, with a blissful smile on her face
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thinking about the time i was really sick, uninsured, and desperate, so my mom sent me her dog’s leftover prednisone pills american healthcare, amirite?
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
just found a particularly large one that may or may not have been a black widow, and when i tried to vacuum it up with my weak-as-hell dust buster it ran under couch anyway, how is your thursday going?
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
this one made me tear up 🥹
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