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zep 🏴‍☠️

@nczebra.bsky.social
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aka natasha | she/her | ace/queer | former/future lurker | indestructible little fucker | she is nobody’s mother and nobody’s wife

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 4h
he was just following orders
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 4h
lmao i would not have noticed that without the alt text
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sigh, it should not be this difficult to access health care
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3 years ago i was in charleston for my 40th birthday and assumed that these skeleton pirates were in honor of season 2 of ofmd (i was unaware that i was in pirate country, and that irl stede was executed a few blocks from my hotel 🤦‍♀️)
some skeleton pirates hanging out of windows and on a palm tree in a historic section of charleston, sc
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queerdo john @queerdojohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
of course it is
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they cancelled and didn’t reschedule??
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R | Politest Menace 🏴‍☠️🍊 @politestmenace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gotta post this clip too. Bless Samba and pirate dad!! #ofmd
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that guy has dick face written all over him the last photo- NO, YOU DON’T GET TO READ IT
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it’s hotter than arizona. absolutely bananas october weather.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
in every mexican grandmother’s defense, vick’s vaporub cures a lot of things. i’m not ruling out that it can’t cure dementia.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i was just saying that taika’s jacket at the wilderpeople screening looked like the gown they give you when you get a mammogram, so this is excellent cross-promotion for breast cancer awareness
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
but is it a musical?
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i don’t think you should feel complicated about this at all. this is a gift to all of us 💜
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For everyone who spent #MeToo fretting “what if this goes too far?”—be of good cheer! It turns out we didn’t go too far at all! It turns out we didn’t nearly far enough! Good job guys!
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
taking a pause from liking things so i can get coffee with @redsie.bsky.social but rest assured i will go back to spamming everyone’s notifications later
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my liking thumb is getting a workout this morning
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spirker💀🏳️‍🌈🦑✏️ @spirker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
or just kiss irl, i’m not picky
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
honestly that first picture is great
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you are a saint 🙏
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the amount of regret i have for not going to this is real
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
high school would have sucked (even more) without all the friends i made in aol music forums
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the range of emotions i just felt seeing an event listing for Gen X Takeover (🤩) Comedy Tour (😬)
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i would love this
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😍
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ooh, this office needs some bats
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
related: i saw a montage of newscasters saying that fat bear week is an insult and we shouldn’t be calling the bears fat THEY’RE BEARS
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
starting a new job in october is fun because everyone keeps complimenting my “halloween” decorations
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i got to experience this (two years in a row!) and it was glorious. to think, it could always be that way if we wanted it.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i’m so sorry, babe 🫂
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if you have a canon i’m going to scream. we nicknamed ours the cannot. just a full ass mind of its own.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we interviewed someone for a high up position and he said he used ai to find recipes and never made the same thing twice and i was like oh, so you never bother to get good at anything
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy birthday!!
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
everyone kept asking me if i was taking time off between jobs, and now that it is 8:30pm on sunday i am realizing uhhhh i reallly should have taken time off between jobs. two days off is not nearly enough time for my brain to prepare for meeting new people.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i remember eating lunch alone with a book and a glass of wine, and this woman walked past me and said to her friend “i want HER lunch”
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i can’t read explicit stuff, but my brain is going absolutely fucking wild for jackie/abshir. this is brilliant.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
and we can’t wait to do it again! but also 🫂🫂🫂 i feel this way constantly and it fucking sucks
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my high school crush performing a song by my middle school crush 👀
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching the lady eve at this very moment
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this skeet brought to you by the person who tried to masturbate with a power washer
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 27/09/2026
This industry prides itself on denying consent EVERYWHERE YOU GO and these are people influencing policy and culture, creating the architecture of the technologies we all use. This is not a do first, ask for permissions later culture, it's a do because they think they don't need permissions ever.
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i don’t know how i missed this thread that is very much my jam, but i’m glad you found something! i have insoles that i really like (new balance for high arches) and i would only buy work shoes that had removable insoles. if you dig those currex insoles you could put them in all sorts of shoes!
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
his face when he said “how many did i get?” was this kid right here 😭
baby taika waititi
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i feel like this is supposed to have sound, and my phone has decided to deprive me 😔
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i was gifted with an extraordinary amount of vegan pastries for my last day of work. i’m really going to miss these guys.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i cannot describe how much this hot bear butt distracted me all day. wtf. i’m sorry for the blurry cell phone photo of my computer screen. i assure you this was top tier #fatbear ass.
a fat bear ass, with two bear cubs resting against it.
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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
does anyone have a high res copy of the #ofmd mermaids?
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