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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

today’s mail day was the new sweeping promises records let’s gooooo!

an aerial shot of the new sweeping promises lp sitting on top of a record player. a green record (by a different band) can be seen peaking out below.

zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

3 years ago i was in charleston for my 40th birthday and assumed that these skeleton pirates were in honor of season 2 of ofmd (i was unaware that i was in pirate country, and that irl stede was executed a few blocks from my hotel 🤦‍♀️)

some skeleton pirates hanging out of windows and on a palm tree in a historic section of charleston, sc

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

his face when he said “how many did i get?” was this kid right here 😭

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i cannot describe how much this hot bear butt distracted me all day. wtf. i’m sorry for the blurry cell phone photo of my computer screen. i assure you this was top tier #fatbear ass.

a fat bear ass, with two bear cubs resting against it.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

i’m not getting any work done today. why are they going to do, fire me?

a mama bear lounging by the river with her two cubs

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

new couch, no black widows, plenty of black cats.

a woman reclining on a black couch, with one black cat lying on her stomach and another black cat lying on the back of the couch. the cat on the back of the couch has her paw outstretched, and the woman has reached up to hold it.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

this is a win for babadooks everywhere

kate dippold dressed as the babadook, sitting at a table surrounded by regular looking people in regular clothing.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

13 hour drive to see pirate friends and trees and big rocks, 13/10 would recommend

a pirate pal with their feet in a river, surrounded by rocks. they are staring away from the camera at some pretty trees.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

44 years ago today, the first CD was produced. What is the first CD you owned?

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i’m watching ride or die and no one told me blackbeard was in this

a person with long dark hair washed up on a beach. they’re wearing black leather, with one (bloodied) arm exposed.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

tell me how the fuck i’m paying $20,571 but only $340 will go towards the principal

a summary of a student loan repayment plan. the total to be paid over 10 years is $20,571, but only $340 of that will pay the principal balance.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

GODDAMNIT i made it to the rat and then tumblr wouldn’t let me read more unless i made an account. which i am seriously considering doing just so i can finish reading this. anyway, solid graphics

a drawing of fuel gauges that say “IDK” and “LOL”, with a word bubble from the pilates that says “seems ok!”

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

it always boggles my mind that this is the same person

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

you’ve been murdered. who do you want on the case?

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

much thanks to @politestmenace.bsky.social and teen menace for help with today’s crossword 😂

a crossword puzzle showing 38 across: coolness, in gen alpha slang.

thanks to teen menace, we know the answer is “aura”

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

i’m probably 5’3 in shoes, and i took this photo of a truck i parked next to.

a redheaded woman taking a selfie in front of the hood of a black truck in a parking lot. the hood is about an inch taller than her.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

i love my phone showing me these notifications right above a notification from my republican congressman

top image:
“captain curly is what ed calls his wiener” above an email notification from congressman juan ciscomani

bottom image:
“because of his pubes, not because he has a duck penis, but tbh i'm not putting anything past this fandom” above an email notification from congressman juan ciscomani

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

i was literally opening my phone to buy cheese. goddamnit.

Los Angeles Times

Footage shows California dairy workers kicking young calves, pulling them with pliers

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

my goal for the summer is to get back on my cat trapping bullshit to goldthwait, my white whale: i’m coming for your balls.

a miniature bobcat, staring fiercely at the camera, who does not know i’m coming for his balls

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

it’s been such a joy to foster little edward teach this week. i’m so happy i was able to find him a forever home (and with an ofmd fan, no less!) remember: if you see a cat with an ear tip, it means that someone loved them enough to try to help them

a beautiful lynx point siamese standing on the keyboard of a laptop like fucking owns the place.

a beautiful lynx point siamese trying to eat a human toe. not sure if this is ed coded or izzy coded. gonna suggest to his new owner that he be renamed edizzy just to be safe.

a beautiful lynx point siamese sitting in a cast iron pan on a kitchen shelf, because if it fits it sits.

a beautiful lynx point siamese curled up against a human leg, like he’s never been an outdoor cat a day in his life.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

this is a deeply funny news alert to get when i’m at the gym on my five year stomaversary.

The Washington Post
We may have even less control over how long we live than previously
thought

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

my cat loved cake, and when she was really good (which was always) i let her lick frosting off the spatula. all animals deserve cake.

a tabby cat reaching up for a paper plate with cake on it, with deep longing in her eyes

a tabby cat licking frosting off of a spatula

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

adorable book drops at my library

a wall with three colorful drawings of children’s monsters, with their teeth around the book return slots as if gobbling up all the books.

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

that’s even more impressive!

a photo of the gummies in question that do not in any way resemble a lobster

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

marlene dietrich played a huge role in my queer awakening as a child and this photo of connor storrie is everything to me

connor storrie dressed as marlene dietrich from morocco

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zep 🏴‍☠️ @nczebra.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

and a school. they hit a fucking school and killed 85 children and counting. it is negligent reporting from @washingtonpost.com to leave that out of the headline and the “what we know so far” summary.