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Dr Nick Hawkes

@nchawkes.bsky.social
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Consultant Clinical Psychologist. Interested in eating disorders, trauma, diversity, inclusion, social justice, the families of CBTs, QI, armed forces, coffee, wines, films, comedy, music. Versus weight stigma, structural inequality and gendered violence.

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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People who "aren't me" are predisposed by evolution to be "talking to each other" thus their brains are vulnerable to "getting ideas" to the detrement of all. Thus logically the optimal form of society is that I should be "the king of the universe" in the interests of humanity. This is easy.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LUTON PARENTS, I’m performing my family comedy show here in three weeks time. Your kids will love it – you will probably enjoy it a little bit more. Get your tickets now! 📍 The Hat Factory, Luton 📅 Sunday 25 October 🕰️ 11.30am and 2pm 🎟️ www.culturetrust.com/whats-on/ola...
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Michael @scienceteacher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also interesting to reactions when I note I'll never sell it. I am one of the happiest humans in the world, have what I need, and the joy I get sharing (and sniffing) the ambergris aroma cannot be bought. doyle-scienceteach.blogspot.com/2014/05/whal...
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Whale poop and public education
I know what folks will pay for this. I also know what it's worth. Two very different things.... I have a chunk of ambergris, found it ...
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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GibbertyFlibbet @thecorrection.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the content I want, the content I need
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For symmetry it's got to be "Brentrance" no?
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Donald Trump lays a black cloth on couches for women
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol Rajan: ‘I know a lot of people think of me as that nice, warm man from the news…’ #CelebrityTraitors
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gen Three penguins
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A happy giant
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I admire this woman Emma Navarro's courage opening up on this. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/tennis...
bbc.co.uk
Emma Navarro: US star opens up on health struggles
American Emma Navarro says she has gained her "life back" as she shares her long-running health problems that caused significant weight loss, fatigue, dizziness and left her "feeling deep internal ang...
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like the title of a cracking 1990's action movie
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
One assumes MCI will be trying to involve Trump and Infantino eventually
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kwasi Quasi Expert
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Hillbilly Highlander @hillhighlander.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Britian Was he on x factor?
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Time for this classic again.
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Cath M 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💍 @catherloki.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't WANT personalised music that wasn't even made by a human being. I want to hear a random song on MTV2 when I'm channel hopping at 1am and become obsessed enough to buy the album, which I then sit listening to on repeat thinking, "this is so me."
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I cannot see this working as a product
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New Squid Game doesn't look amazing
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Backrooms sequel looks shonky
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
abc you got me all wrong
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's a lot of people in one bed
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Caliban: This island's fucking mine!
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
And I am pretty confident that those are the faces they make Made sorry
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But damn those pandas are hot
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Weird Stare
ALT: Weird Stare
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fact checker: The headline says "enjoy" but the DVD in the accompanying picture is "Eyes Wide Shut"
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rigid frame
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ET Heisenberg @utdheisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IT’S FINALLY OFFICIAL. Manchester City: the medals belong in the bin. #115 #Cheats
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what Joe Pasquale made on Celebrity Masterchef
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/09/2026
“We’re not conceding. We’re just increasing the morphine.”
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks a bit like JD Vance's ultimate form
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So yeah wealthy = views are of public interest. Front page if you talk shit From BBC after complaint: "Sir Jim is a prominent British businessman and a figure of public interest as one of Britain’s richest people. As part of our responsibility to reflect a wide range of views across our output, ...
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A jackolantern with a nose of a pointy gourd poking thruA jackolantern with a nose of a pointy gourd poking thru
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah coz they were fighting age once.
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Spooky Snigdha @snig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please can someone call the burns unit? 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Has Ahmed @HasAhmed_20h

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The only Muslim bothered about you eating this much bacon is your cardiologist.

Lee Anderson MP

GBI

@LeeAn....

23h

It's all about choices!

I've made mine.
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Jane @localnotail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come on down to the Council House for International Day of Birmingham, see the Re-Union Jack ♥️ #OneBrum Goldship have repurposed dozens of dirty & torn polyester flags removed from Birmingham's lamp posts to create a huge Union Jack, adorned with the names of people who have called Birmingham home
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GOLDSHIP Re-Union Jack 2026

Repurposed polyester flags/Mixed media.

Re-Union Jack is an ongoing community art project conceived by GoldShip, the creative duo of textile sculptor Clare Elisabeth and event producer Sam Shipman.

Repurposing dozens of dirty and torn polyester flags removed from Birmingham's lamp posts, Clare and Sam, alongside countless contributors from the wider community, pieced them together to create a huge Union Jack.

The flag was then transformed over several months by countless more contributors into a visual celebration of the people and stories that have helped shape the West Midlands. Across its surface are the names of influential Midlanders, spanning from the Anglo-Saxon Beorma, after whom Birmingham takes its name, through to the present day. Each has a connection to migration, immigration or the positive influence of people who have made the West Midlands their home.

Together, these names reflect the region's extraordinary history as a vibrant melting pot of cultures, ideas, talent and communities - and the positive contribution that migration has made to its identity.

The flag has since been signed in black by many of the people whose names feature upon it as a collective endorsement of its message of unity, inclusion and community.Photo of huge Union (Jack) Flag on lighting truss in the hall of the Council House. 
It's glorious and bears many names upon it of the people of Birmingham 
Each has a connection to migration, immigration or the positive influence of people who have made the West Midlands their home.
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's literally just the football hooligans with a new outlet.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cookies have very few vitamins. That’s why you have to eat so many of them.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ooo, he's got the special tense that's normally reserved for the NYPD or the IDF.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 24/09/2026
this is the guy i reposted the other day who interviewed meta employees with pervert glasses - meta have taken his video down for “harassment”. which makes it one of the most effective pieces of satire in recent memory
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you everyone for your happy birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies. I feel truly blessed. Sending virtual hugs to you all full of joy and happiness. Keep smiling ❤️❤️
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump: I am the code. _ . _ . . . _ _ . _
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How many already know what that says without knowing morse or translating it I wonder.
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Dr Nick Hawkes @nchawkes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump: I am the code. _ . _ . . . _ _ . _
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Communism has no place in America, the President declares the day before rolling out his new state television station.
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Communism directly opposes the United States
Constitution and American values.
While every Democrat voted against the largest tax cuts in American history and over 100 refuse to condemn socialism, President Trump will ensure that communism never has a place in America.
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COMMUNISM HAS NO
PLACE IN AMERICABenny Johnson • • Follow
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TRUMP TV IS OFFICIALLY LIVE 24/7
The White House just launched "TRUMP TV: The Essentials Station" — a nonstop stream featuring President Trump's speeches, major announcements, past highlights and administration updates, refreshed in real time.
The launch comes amid Trump's escalating fight with
CNN, MS NOW and Politico, which have sued his administration after being barred from White House access.
Americans can now watch the White House's own selected footage and announcements DIRECTLY,
24/7.
The media landscape just changed in a BIG way. •*
TRUMPOV
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bit ironic.
Screenshot from Instagram. @DanielPink says: I’ve read more productivity books than anyone you know. The wisest advice in all of them fits in two words: do less.
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