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Houston's too humid. What about this "died" thing? C'est cool, man. letterboxd.com/danscarfone

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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 21m
Oh, no. I got blocked by a great guy. (No idea who he is)
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 57m
Thanks, I hate it.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 3h
Homeowners should probably be called landowners. I don't care about your dumb house. That's your problem. But you own land in MY city, so you gotta pay, losers.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 3h
Nothing says Tory-era dogshit like slashing city revenue!
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 15h
Time for this classic again.
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 14h
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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 17h
So nobody questions why Diana Fox Carney was appointed to a newly conceived, role on ocean conservation and Carney funnelling money to ocean conservation? This is what consolidation of power, supported by public funds looks like
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 17h
Throw this man in a lake already. We can all see that he's a psychopath, right? I don't really understand anyone who can listen to him speak and think, "This guy is normal. Let's give him money and attention."
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 22h
Incredible stuff!
Hello, America
Whatever you need from the government, start here.

CHAT IS UNAVAILABLE RIGHT NOW
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Simon Little 🍁 @simonplittle.ca · 29/09/2026
Holy smokes, a constitutional earthquake in the Safe Supply debate
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Matt Elliott @graphicmatt.com · 29/09/2026
My @thestar.com column: Brad Bradford and Chris Alexander talk about Toronto's budget like it's some mystery we need outside experts to solve. But the mayor's spending record is all public, and tells a simple story of priorities. No mystery. Just math. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
thestar.com
Matt Elliott: There’s no mystery behind Mayor Olivia Chow’s budget record — there’s just math
Lately, the leading candidates taking on Mayor Olivia Chow in the race for mayor have taken to referring to the city’s budget like it’s some great cosmic mystery. A riddle
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Lanrick Bennett @lanrickbennett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
RE: Bike lanes save lives and promote health. Removing bike lanes will lead to injury and death. #signed by 600 healthcare workers and counting via #doctorsforsafecycling h/t @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social @ffsafestreets.bsky.social @cycletoronto.bsky.social @safestreetsto.bsky.social #BikeTO
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Graeme Bayliss @gbayliss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wrote about Premier Doug Ford's apparent indifference to human life for @thestar.com: www.thestar.com/opinion/star...
thestar.com
Graeme Bayliss: His cyclist friend was killed. Why did Doug Ford’s response include ‘lmao’?
No one is expecting the premier to mash out the Bixby letter on his iPhone. Yet we might expect more than this.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man who speaks like this has no objection to child sexual assault. Only one reason to condone something like this!
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City of Toronto @toronto.ca · 28/09/2026
Voter information cards are being mailed and available online! Your voter information card lists important information like when and where to vote. View, download or print your voter information card at toronto.ca/Elections – your trusted source for municipal election information.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing more elegant than cheese strings. These people should be thrown into volcanos.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Decorum rules are about social control of specific classes. These people are too stupid to see or understand that. If your church doesn't like you having a coffee in church, find a better church.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Congratulations to everyone aged 50-75. You fucking idiots.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The state of Israel is irredeemable. Not only does it not have a "right" to defend itself, it should not exist.
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Jaz @jaz.sh · 27/09/2026
Okay so I've built a new Atlas, this time it lets you explore the conversations on Bluesky over the past 7 days graphically. It should update every ~6 hours and help you navigate the information environment that exists on here. I've learned a LOT about what people do here today... atlas.jazco.dev
atlas.jazco.dev
Atlas
A living map of what Bluesky is talking about: the past week's conversations, grouped into topics and regions and rebuilt every six hours.
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Piloswine 🔜 @piloswine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
insane license plate
black utah license plate says “UTAH” in plain white text while the license plate ID reads “OREGON”
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, no one in these circles speaks this well. Pass!
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This came out five days ago. Why is this the first I'm hearing of it?
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autumn @waveprism.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
carlsbad tribute
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fandom is for children! Daniel Scarfone for Mayor, 2026.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Watching 30 seconds of a Kate Bush video. “Uh-oh.”
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just realized that AI Pierre is grabbing his dick a lot. Prime Ministerial!
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ebikes-international @ebikesinternatl.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another Huge Turnout of Cyclists for Critical Mass Ride in Toronto in Support of Bike Lanes #safecycling #saferroads tinyurl.com/4akerdcd
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My formative 9, I think? Nightshade is the best NES game ever made.
My most informative video games. 
King’s Quest 7, The Legend of Zelda, Mortal Kombat 3, Leisure Suit Larry, NIGHTSHADE, Goldeneye, Super Mario Bros. 2, StarCraft, Duke Nukem 3D
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI Poilievre looks more human than the actual Poilievre.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yesterday was always a great day to stop using this shit.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, they had to add scenes to the old Avengers movie so that the new Avengers movie makes sense? Sounds like some good writing.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My candidates for city councillor are basically all selling themselves as progressive pragmatists. It's very homogenous and weird, but so much better than the other wards. Sorry, Steven Yuen (not him!). No realtors.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
AI helps you write emails, collate data, and plan gruesome killings with ease. Why not just give everyone a gun?
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bradford Bradford has been a part of the budget process for years and doesn't understand it. Vote for him?
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a trainwreck I am delighted to see.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know this is the thing today, but I'll never recognize a list that doesn't have Twin Peaks: The Return at FORTY-SEVEN. Might as well put Two and a Half Men on this list.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck yeah. So pumped.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has to happen here, or a lot of people are gonna be truly fucked.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me during sex.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If there's ass-eating country, send me a link.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Would have been great if it blew up in his hand.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
BI VIZ
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Take away all the money governments put into it. That should do it.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lesser evil is still evil. Pick better people.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why don't we do exile anymore? I could list maybe 500 people that should just be sent away and never allowed to return. Exile is a good system! Banishment 2027!
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Perep utz!
montrealgazette.com
Dunlevy: Angine de Poitrine wins Polaris Music Prize – is that even fair?
The surprise would have been if guitarist Khn and drummer Klek de Poitrine did not win the Polaris Music Prize.
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Daniel Scarfone, Cigarette Wife @danielscarfone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy Bi Visibility Day to all my nasty little freaks!
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Carney is truly the Reagan of Canada. A calming, paternalistic figure in a period of apocalyptic uncertainty who galvanizes the economy with short-sighted right wing fiscal policies. And like Reagan, every disaster that Canada encounters in the future will be traceable to his administration.
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