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mr pussy (prison arc)

@nat.haus
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I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍 I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈 📍sillydelphia 🏴 posted via prison nokia

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 2m
who here plays genshin again
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 31m
every day I dust stuff in my house and every day the dust collects again as if to spite me
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
I have a couple tiny fezzes I bought in Herzegovina
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
I've been too broke to afford another car for years but today I just got my first payroll check for my own payroll so I'll get there. Fuck Bunker II coming soon
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
casting firaga on all my enemi- wait no that's just arson
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
RIP to the Chevy Fuck Bunker
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
when my car shat out I intentionally left it out and unlocked for people to sleep and/or fuck in. it lasted 7 months before it got towed away. would you rather people do it in the street?? I should've hung a disco ball in it
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
I think I will use it to hold my orbs
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
TAke a look, y'all: DOGS/DOG_BALL.GIF
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
seasoning it with wet socks <<<< seasoning it with orbs >>>>>>>>
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
yes! I did so much research reading reviews on Amazon to find the right one. I'll link you tomorrow if you wish
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
none
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
there are so many possibilities. I can use it to hold my orbs
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 16h
anyway welcome to my home office
very crazy looking desk nook with big fluffy chair with the cast iron thing on it
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17h
omg really???? sickkkk
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17h
tee hee
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17h
incredible
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 17h
tonight I scored a cool cast iron something-or-other
me holding up a geometric cast iron.... stand? or something? it looks different from different angles
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 18h
sometimes I go walk the streets at 2am on weeknights just to get a vibe of the place. especially if it's trash day because then I can surf the great material continuum
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 18h
I befriend all the homeless people in my micro neighborhood and help them out when I can and it makes me feel safer. I just got offered some weed which I declined. one time one of my homeless friends made an open offer to go beat someone up if I ever needed it. I appreciated the offer
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20h
make sure to put it in a "guy wearing a legalize mother son marriage shirt in casino" folder so you don't lose it
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20h
I must once again revisit this fake A24 poster I made. sorry
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20h
why do all construction workers wear brat green
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Hüstler Dü @panchovillian.bsky.social · 21h
Are other people are able to see this?
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23h
that's how you will feel sitting on this. like a sedentary chicken that exists solely to be fat and die
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23h
least degenerate guy in the casino
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23h
the new "millennial gray" is making your house like a word document you opened when you tried to write an essay and still hadn't written anything two hours later
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 23h
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
soles* lol this is what happens when I try to multitask because I can never stop working
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
omg...... how was it lol
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
imagine if meatballs had one spherical bone inside like a pit
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
imagine if meatballs had one spherical bone inside like a pit
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
that's the souls of their feet that make connection with the earth, sometimes, mostly in men's living spaces
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
mattress bones are the springs
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
boneless, all meat and no bone, like a fattened-up factory-farmed chicken that stays stationary and can no longer walk, let alone have free roam of the land bestowed to it by the principles above during its short and tortured life
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
all meat, like a fattened up factory farmed chicken that stays stationary and can no longer even walk and have free roam of the land bestowed to it by the principles above during its short and tortured life
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
upset? hungry? I don't know !
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
there's this new trend with furnishing retailers where they're referring to all-foam furniture without internal beam structures as "boneless" and I think that's so.... fucked up isn't the word.... you know, I don't have any words that feel right for the feeling it gives me
Boneless 119" Modern Curved Sectional Sofa Compression Modular Sofa Couch (photo: modern looking very smooth couch that sits right on the floor. $920)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
I've been an organizer for most of my life and I'm a woman. does this approach work for you? does it move people to action? seems like you need to return to the basics and maybe look in the mirror at who's being a keyboard warrior. did you make all these cool memes yourself?
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
wow lol, I am learning so much from a throwaway joke. seems like an actually decent org from what caylen said in my replies
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
I didn't know Greenpeace was fighting against dog supremacy
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
we have many widgets to choose from
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
linguism? syncretism?
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
yw
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
nice. I think people should use the phrase. I like it
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
saved, thank you
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
I expected nice bamboo bottle lids and they gave me shitty plastic ones so it was fair. free merch tho! the bottles still went like hotcakes. ppl love clear bottles
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
I stunk a company in the emails until I got a $600 custom merch refund. I'm a good CEO :)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
ye
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