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mr pussy (prison arc)

@nat.haus
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I'm nat, definitely not mr pussy 👍 I worked for the labor movement for over a decade. now I do fun little videos, comedy writing, and a secret third thing youtube.com/@takemywifi plz sub I'm still new 🥺👉👈 📍sillydelphia 🏴 posted via prison nokia

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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 1h
I was thinking of putting down this war rug while I wait for my new rug but I'm paranoid about them scratching it up
Afghan war rug with AK-47s and apaches with Mila laying on it. it's huge compared to other Afghan war rugs, it continues out of the frame
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 2h
came home from an errand and Something seems to have Happened to the pillows lmao
two cats on new couch with pillows that are all fucked up
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 5h
oh no.... I'm never going to be able to sit on it am I lmao
now both fluffy black and white cats are essentially taking up the whole couch. the big boy on the right, Johan, fell asleep almost immediately with his head rested against one of the pillows lmao
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 6h
new 🛋️ couch 🛋️ new 🛋️ couch 🛋️
new living room setup. temporary rug replacement that's a rainbow Mexican rug with a sun, temporary coffee table setup with two red shapes (cube and cylinder with colorful woven trays), black fluffy couch with cat Mila sleeping on it, it has her approval
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 6h
????? who's the customer wiping their booty hole in the living room
bathroom storage with toilet paper holder staged in a living room next to a couch on the furniture website
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 6h
someone likes the new couch
my cat Mila small fluffy black and white cat, on a fluffy black couch looking at the camera now she's cuddled up into the couch
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 04/10/2026
fuck them (woke and gay) kids
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 04/10/2026
they're trying to dox KIDS, this late in the game, for singing We Are Charlie Kirk lmao. you've lost the battle, give it up
someone named Anna D West posting a tiktok of kids singing We Are Charlie Kirk for the Kirkiversary, and libs of tiktok popping on to ask which school fhis is, clearly attempting to put them on blast or call their mommies
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 03/10/2026
I love when I'm doing something boring like buying an annual workers compensation insurance policy and see something like THIS
Total Estimated Annual Standard Premium 
Expense Constant - $160 
Terrorism (TRIA) - Payroll/100 - $22 
CAT (Other Than Certified Acts of Terrorism) - Payroll/100 - $11
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 02/10/2026
Why do bash “dead-beat” dads for not being there for their kids but we never question if the child has bad vibes? Or if they’re just unpleasant to be around?
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 02/10/2026
found one
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 02/10/2026
I've been known to match my cats
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 02/10/2026
don't be a Brianna Wu. get one of these babies
Brianna Wu posing with her disgusting dusty final fantasy figurines as if it's a good thing close up of the dust detail. there are fingerprints in the dust which is a bit of environmental storytelling: someone shifted them around, got dust all over their fingers, and STILL didn't think "damn I should dust these" swiffer duster kit
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
anyway welcome to my home office
very crazy looking desk nook with big fluffy chair with the cast iron thing on it
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
tonight I scored a cool cast iron something-or-other
me holding up a geometric cast iron.... stand? or something? it looks different from different angles
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 01/10/2026
found this when I was looking for something else and I just think it's a wonderful image
old guy sitting at a machine in a casino with a neon yellow shirt that says on the back, "legalize mother/son marriage"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
there's this new trend with furnishing retailers where they're referring to all-foam furniture without internal beam structures as "boneless" and I think that's so.... fucked up isn't the word.... you know, I don't have any words that feel right for the feeling it gives me
Boneless 119" Modern Curved Sectional Sofa Compression Modular Sofa Couch (photo: modern looking very smooth couch that sits right on the floor. $920)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
ok boring ass
quote tweet of my goatse wall charger tweet with "there are some things that just shouldn't exist, and this is one of them." thank you for your input. gen-x or faillennial or fail-x-ennial behavior. you probably said "umm.... okayyyy??" if someone made a absurdist joke while also being "penguin of doom" coded
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 30/09/2026
combine this with industrial hand cleaner and THEN we're talking
zep easy scrub delivers powerful industrial hand cleaning for demanding workplace environments. (photo of the stuff, which is blue, on a backdrop of some sort of industrial warehouse)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
wow. the future rules
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
racially 👏 inclusive 👏 goatse 👏 wall 👏 charger 👏
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
reminds me of WHERE DID THE TOWERS GO ❓ maybe it goes wherever they went
book cover: "where did the towers go" in red all caps with a huge red question mark under the title. tagline "evidence of directed free energy technology on 9/11" by Judy Wood, B.S., M.S., Ph.D. (editor's note: extremely hilarious way to list your credentials. like, lady, if people have the third thing fhey usually skip mentioning the first two)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
WHERE DOES IT GO
power strip that disappears into the desk??
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
I let the bastards know who they're dealing with (on personal)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 29/09/2026
it's giving tree 🫳
book cover for shel silverstein's the giving tree close up of the tree's hand. doesn't he seem a little uhh... you know..... (makes limp wrist motion)
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 26/09/2026
really don't know why op blocked me for this but this was the photo they posted
two photos of a comedian doing live standup with the quote: "Trans people happen when God says 'we'll fix it in post'"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026
like literally her
text: they are making Bosnian Muslim goth femcels now, incredible
photo: hijabi teen wearing a black hijab and black shirt with a giant chudjack on it that says "first day of school fit"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026
also I was perma'd. also here's some from Mostar
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026
hello Balkan Brian I love the Balkans here's a photo I took in Sarajevo
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026
the culprit here
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 25/09/2026
my literal face when, after all that, you fill the clean litterbox with litter, finish scrubbing your shoes and house shoes, wash your hands a thousand times, and finally sit on the couch for a restypoo and like clockwork he's back at it again with the diarrhea
selfie
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026
Tommy Tuberville: "Many airline pilots, air traffic controllers, and flight attendants are part of the furry community. [sigh] Lord help us. It's terrifying when you think about this." Furries hold up the sky 💙
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026
I gotta show you guys the full jacket if any of yous haven't seen it because it looks like I'm wearing jeans up to my nipples and it's covered in jeans pockets. on the back too. if I put anything in any of them and forget about it, I have to frantically check all of them. it's my favorite jacket
me in the jacket, with a background of a screen with a bunch of cursor arrows pointing at me and the jacket
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026
doing Bisexual Behavior on Bisexual Day of Visibility
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026
Happy Bisexual Night of Visibility
me in a hi viz vest and neon yellow shirt, with neon yellow nails, blacklit, standing in the middle of the road with my legs shoulder width apart wearing triangular sunglasses down to the tip of my nose and black lipstick. the moon is visible behind me
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 24/09/2026
I put on these glasses for the first time since I went blonde and looked in the mirror and let out an audible groan
me, blonde, with bangs, and big thick black glasses Garth from Wayne's World
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026
damn....
inside you there are two wolves, literally, it seems
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 22/09/2026
found it
CRT TV looking meme with words overlaid a very old school pic of saddam. it says "being horny is a feminine trait. why are you, as a man, thinking of boobs? you should be thinking of war."
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21/09/2026
thread pertaining to the mini fridge arc of the greater fridge saga. and photos I took this morning when I realized I should document this before the new fridge arrives and my life returns to somewhat normal
small mini fridge in a big space where a fridge goes decor: globe, belka and strelka decanter, hand, hand vase, abstract black giraffe
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21/09/2026
lmao the guy was amazing. I tipped $40. in the video I snuck in a reference to the mouse saga from below from my last attempted fridge delivery (it didn't fit, door frame was like a millimeter too small, it caused me to have a big crisis and I ended up getting a mini fridge and the rest is history)
post screenshot from me from a week ago that reads: my cat was playing with something intently and I was like wtf are you playing with and did a double take and was like "that's a very realistic mouse toy"..... nope it must have been stuck to the bottom of the fridge or something and released as they wheeled the broken fridge out. im having a bad day

I quoted it with: opening a restaurant for cats that serves chicken fried mice that's called "A Taste of the Old Country"

and replied with "shrimp dried mice" and "old world flavor, indoors!"
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21/09/2026
my new fridge: DID IT FIT? 😱 stop scrolling ✋🛑 and find out‼️😮👍
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21/09/2026
decor detail
atop the mini fridge: a vintage globe where every country is a different mineral; a vase with two white hands holding a black wabi sabi lumpy vase with a sprig of plant coming out; a soviet era blue and white porcelain belka and strelka decanter in the shape of a rocket; a long thin black hand; and an abstract minimalist black giraffe sculpture by some notable designer I forget
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 21/09/2026
fridge is FINALLY being delivered today (hopefully it fits this time) but my stop-gap measure has looked extremely silly
a mini fridge where a big fridge goes with some decor on top
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
(Ed Sheeran) found the light of Allah and recited the shahada on stage in Philly alhamdulillah 🙏
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 20/09/2026
Ed Sheeran overcorrected and joined the Houthis
Reuters world news - the Houthis say they struck Riyadh. here's why it matters. and the thumbnail has a big picture of a Houthi strike and in the corner, a photo of Ed Sheeran with no mention
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 19/09/2026
these socks might be the best tabi socks I have so the minor fed knock panic was worth it
me wearing one of the tabi socks with tabi sandals. you can see Johan's butt Johan in the shot
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 19/09/2026
feeling divine inspiration for new and exciting videos while in bed trying to sleep
series

“electronic frontiers”

- I buy an old piece of electronic equipment or something from a thrift store, know nothing about it, pull it apart making stuff up in the style of those tech youtubers. view of hands and the electronic trash from above and maybe a circle with a live view of my face struggling in the corner of the screen
- stick on nails that pop off, stress ball in view (from above, of hands) that I squeeze before doing something. fire extinguisher one. I do the “pomodoro technique” where I get a beefsteak tomato and just write “focus” on one side and maybe “good job!” on the other and just have it in view. maybe solder stuf or plug it in to something with way higher voltage
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 19/09/2026
gonna use that on these
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 18/09/2026
if some of you eat this you'd be cannibals
baked cracker
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 18/09/2026
lmao apparently Ed Sheeran is playing here in Philly tomorrow. no openers. tickets are apparently down to $66
some fans rethink Ed Sheeran's Philly concert after opening act pulls out. tagline: sone fans are trying to sell their tickets to Ed Sheeran's Philadelphia concert amid ongoing controversy surrounding his Loop tour a bunch of people on r/edsheeran fan subreddit talking about their refunds finally getting processed
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