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Laurel Jean

@nailinthecoffee.bsky.social
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Ttrpg player, long time lurker, never poster.

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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 29/09/2026
📢📚 A little over a day and a half to grab up 24 cyber-, solar-, aether-, dream-, steam-, and/or hopepunk books for $24. Get yourself some punk! 💙📚 itch.io/b/3913/punk-...
Punk Spec Fic Book Bundle Graphic, bordered by 24 covers, with background of dark blue fading across to a lighter yellow.

Text: Punk Spec Fic, 24 books for $24, Sept 20th-30th.

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Books & Authors;
Walking the Knife's Edge (Sythe Series #1), Elise Carlson.

CyberSnow, A.E. Bross.

Memento Moreau. Conrad Altmann.

Sting of the Shore: Stories & Poems. Devan Barlow.

Visual Snow. L. B. Shimaira.

Snowstorm & Overgrowth, Claudie Arseneault.

Run With the Hunted, Jennifer R. Donohue.

The Thirteenth Hour, Trudie Skies.

Erosion, Mcburnell.

Broken Sky, Morgan K. Bell.

Aether Beyond the Binary, Duck Prints Press.

Woodspell, Kapeo Press.

The Daily To-Do List, Rob MacWolf.

The Neon Garden, Alina Lee.

The Red Hourglass - Slaves of the New World #1, Ashley Capes.

A Study on Magic and Crystals, May Barros.

The Diamond Device, Mhthaung.

A Place of Refuge Omnibus, Victoria Janssen.

Grave Cold, Shannon Knight.

Punk Means Cuddle, A. Lee Welles Fiction.

War of the Space Dragons (An Empire of Dragons Collection), L’Poni.

Black Sails to Sunward, Sheila Jenné.

Locker's Rebellion, Jesse Pohlman.

Netwalk, Joyce Reynolds Ward
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everything is so stupid
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jucika and the Peach. 

It is so juicy and sticky, she has to get butt naked in order to enjoy the fruit.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why would you kick this person out of the kitchen when they were absolutely fuckin' cooking?
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s so funny, I saw a headline about this that essentially framed it as a huuuge hit to “global productivity” and my first thought was, “only if you’re a little bitch lmao”
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Jack Chick tract turned meme showing men dressed in middle eastern garb. It is in black and white. One of the men has a speech Bible saying "Shut up!" 

Top meme text: Most people rejected His message. 

Bottom meme text: they hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💔 💔
I survived gay 9/11 August 25, 2026
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sobbing brb
My idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Poop Elmo
Alt: Baby Elmo sitting on a training potty doing a happy wiggle. Top text: boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Bottom text: that's why I poop on company time.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THAT IS SO MANY TEETH
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tiny frogs resting in dahlia flowers: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hope Luigi gets the same sentence for stalking that any other man would get for stalking his ex-girlfriend or wife.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just saw Mamdani do this to Netanyahu outside what the fuck
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🪼Ghost Jellyfishlines 🔜 PaxU🪼 @jellyfishlines.itch.io · 10/08/2026
“Well well well, isn’t so easy now is it” I say in ttrpg through tears.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.
Keanu Reeves
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Vox Nihili @airymt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
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Jeff @justifiedmeh.mehcorp.net · 26/07/2026
#socialistsunday
Jesus chasing off some parasites who leech off the working class
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trad wives are just puppy girls in nap dresses change my mind
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
economists are truly the chiropractors of the social sciences
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Sean Beckner-Carmitchel @acatwithnews.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Someone please pay me to cover nothing but rural festivals I’m having THE TIME OF MY LIFE at the Elkhorn Rib Festival
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Woodland Park Zoo @woodlandparkzoo.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It's berry season and you have the tiniest friends. These critically endangered babies are Egyptian tortoises that hatched on July 4 and 6, 2026. Currently, our Egyptian tortoises are living behind the scenes in a warm and cozy habitat with lots of attention from their dedicated animal keepers.
Two small Egyptian tortoises are positioned on either side of a bright red raspberry on a gravel surface.A small tortoise is on a sandy surface, next to a plump blueberryAn Egyptian tortoise is close to a blueberry on a sandy surface.Two small tortoises face a large blackberry on a gravel surface.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
just woke up, unlike lindsey graham
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­­ ­ ­ the­ ­­ ­ ­ ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 07/07/2026
back when i worked at petco i would always say "goodbye [dog name]!" in a sweet voice and one day i did this for a big biker lookin guy walking away with his pomeranian and he turned around and walked back very serious and stopped and (gently) grabbed that dogs paw and made her wave goodbye to me
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thousands of elected officials live every day without being accused of rape. Millions of people in the United States never face a single accusation of rape. We can elect ANY of those people. We do not have to elect the stupid Nazi rapist.
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Alex Ip 葉清霖 @alexip718.com · 20/06/2026
A small hand-made batch of Korean kimchi would kill half of the Trump cabinet
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
More bad news
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think out of all my allergies, my adhesive allergy is my favorite. Every bandage is a little surprise.
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Kurbs @kkurbs.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Please Use AI
PLEASE USE AI
Shawn Smucker
Be sure to use Al when making your next, I don't know, meal plan, for example. Definitely do not call your friend who loves to cook and ask her for her favorite recipes or tips or ways to save time making meals, because you will end
up talking for longer than you had hoped, hearing, perhaps, about her father's cancer diagnosis or how lonely she's been or even what she's planted in her spring garden and then lost with the early frost.
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Dejan Pantic @serbianism.com · 06/06/2026
Adorable young kestrels surprised by a butterfly.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Nothing beats a full English for me.
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I do not understand why people are still doing “bluesky is a bubble” posts. This conversation has been beaten to death. It is so fucking boring. There is nothing to be learned or gained. There is no interesting analysis. There is no useful intellectual take. There is only time wasted and irritation.
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
My painting RED KAYAK SUNSET
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Halloween Rex @katyrex.meatjacker.social · 16/05/2026
She needs $1700 to keep her place, and if we can't come up with that by Monday anything she gets will go towards staying in a hotel until she can find a shelter space. Her kids are 1 and 3, they deserve to be with their mom. Please help- $layannajean paypal kkeezer21
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
White text on red background: "HONEY BAKED HAM PRIVACY VIOLATION" 
Black text on white background: "ARE YOU ELIGIBLE?"
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
goodnight.exe
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My sweet old man. ❤️
A tan, chunky Chihuahua mix laying on a gray dog bed. He's gripping onto a red blanket with his front paws, asleep.
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Brilliant Maps @brilliantmaps.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Map of All Countries That Have Ever Gained Independence From The United Kingdom "Independence from Britain is celebrated somewhere in the world, on average, one in every seven days." Full list: brilliantmaps.com/gained-in...
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
They're lying, and they would all vote for him again tomorrow.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Stabbing Guy Meme

the pic is done in a somewhat realistic cartoon/animated style

on the left is a man with brown hair, brown mustache, and orange shirt. he has both arms raised out in front of him as if to ward off or defend against an attacker. this man has text over his head that reads "Me trying not to eat a bunch of cheese"

on the right is another man and he looks like a straight up bad apple. he is wearing blue jeans and a lighter blue 3/4 zip (i am estimating here). he has blonde hair and a blonde goatee but he has the traditional male pattern baldness. he looks to be advancing towards the defending man and in his right hand, he is holding a knife threateningly. this man also has text laid over him that reads "A bunch of cheese"
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Andrea LaFlamme @andrealaflamme.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🚨🚨🚨Big announcement! Head over to andreaformaine.com, check out my new virtual town hall calendar, and sign up for one of my upcoming meetings. I can’t wait to talk with each and every one of you. #mepolitics #Maine #democrat #USSenate #feminist #SusanCollins #midterms #portlandmaine #augustamaine
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Lydia Kiesling @lydiakiesling.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
It doesn't matter whether you are on twitter or bluesky, you will always see long threads of men arguing w/ each other about whether economic feelings are real without seeing anyone mention childcare costs, rising unsheltered homelessness or the fact that uncountable numbers of families live in cars
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
STEBAN, THE STUDENT COMMUNIST - “In dark times, should the stars also go out?”
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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 07/04/2026
Just because he backed off shouldn’t stop efforts to remove him. He is dangerous and cannot be left in power.
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