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Laurel Jean

@nailinthecoffee.bsky.social
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Ttrpg player, long time lurker, never poster.

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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 21h
I worked at a Pepperidge Farm bakery for like, two weeks. At one point they had me bagging bread on a conveyor belt in front of me while QCing the conveyor belt behind me???? And then I found out everyone else was making twice what I was making so I gave all my hours away and never went back lol
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
God I hate that I can identify this milquetoast man on sight
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I love this so much!!
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And everyone gives me shit for living in a house built in '62 well bud my house didn't fall apart the moment after the CO was signed I'll tell you what
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His name is Dill Can't Sit Still... Is he RPing as Dil Pickles?!
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You deserve better and I'm sorry you were treated that way. I hope you've carved out your own path.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're not alone! My mom decided that I had to stay and take care of her for the rest of her life, so she sabotaged my means of going to college. She told me I had to stay home forever. Promptly left at 18.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For what it's worth, I've been using Kofax for three years now and I've never had a complaint that my PDFs aren't compatible with other readers or editors. I think you'll be fine lol
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My company introduced me to Kofax and I'm never going back.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
YOU - By the way, I'm a fascist. THE DESERTER - You're not. You're part of the meat shield surrounding the *real* fascists, while they rape children. That's what *you* are.
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Addy Bross 🌈 they/xe @aebrossbooks.com · 29/09/2026
📢📚 A little over a day and a half to grab up 24 cyber-, solar-, aether-, dream-, steam-, and/or hopepunk books for $24. Get yourself some punk! 💙📚 itch.io/b/3913/punk-...
Punk Spec Fic Book Bundle Graphic, bordered by 24 covers, with background of dark blue fading across to a lighter yellow.

Text: Punk Spec Fic, 24 books for $24, Sept 20th-30th.

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Books & Authors;
Walking the Knife's Edge (Sythe Series #1), Elise Carlson.

CyberSnow, A.E. Bross.

Memento Moreau. Conrad Altmann.

Sting of the Shore: Stories & Poems. Devan Barlow.

Visual Snow. L. B. Shimaira.

Snowstorm & Overgrowth, Claudie Arseneault.

Run With the Hunted, Jennifer R. Donohue.

The Thirteenth Hour, Trudie Skies.

Erosion, Mcburnell.

Broken Sky, Morgan K. Bell.

Aether Beyond the Binary, Duck Prints Press.

Woodspell, Kapeo Press.

The Daily To-Do List, Rob MacWolf.

The Neon Garden, Alina Lee.

The Red Hourglass - Slaves of the New World #1, Ashley Capes.

A Study on Magic and Crystals, May Barros.

The Diamond Device, Mhthaung.

A Place of Refuge Omnibus, Victoria Janssen.

Grave Cold, Shannon Knight.

Punk Means Cuddle, A. Lee Welles Fiction.

War of the Space Dragons (An Empire of Dragons Collection), L’Poni.

Black Sails to Sunward, Sheila Jenné.

Locker's Rebellion, Jesse Pohlman.

Netwalk, Joyce Reynolds Ward
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he think the drug catapult they found one time was for people?
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Martial powerhouse! There's nothing better than tanking a million damage and then dealing another million right back. 💪
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
God I can only hope to post how she posts one day.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So trans people should sacrifice themselves? Fuck you.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Same here! When I was 18 I took a job at the local hospital where they vaccinated us for free to get my shots.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans people are allowed to want more than the scraps Dems are offering, you disgusting shit stain.
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Aleksandra Vaca @transiticsnews.com · 10/09/2026
I’m a Texan trans kid who almost died because of Ken Paxton. The world should know what he’s done. This was very difficult for me to write, but given what's at stake, I cannot bear to stay silent about what I went through at Paxton's hands. He must not be rewarded for what he's done to trans kids.
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I’m a Texan Trans Kid Who Almost Died Because of Ken Paxton. The World Should Know What He’s Done.
Regardless of Talarico’s recent statements on trans people, Paxton cannot be rewarded for the extreme suffering he’s inflicted on me and tens of thousands of Texan trans kids.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
everything is so stupid
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Jucika @jucikacomics.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Jucika and the Peach. 

It is so juicy and sticky, she has to get butt naked in order to enjoy the fruit.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
why would you kick this person out of the kitchen when they were absolutely fuckin' cooking?
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Jessica Cogswell 🌸 @jessicogs.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s so funny, I saw a headline about this that essentially framed it as a huuuge hit to “global productivity” and my first thought was, “only if you’re a little bitch lmao”
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This article is about a ban on generative AI. The comments are all about generative AI. You are the one that said in your original post that wholesale AI bans lead to tech illiteracy. You were the one conflating the two. bsky.app/profile/foxm...
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You keep saying people need to learn AI but you have yet to specify 1) what they actually need to learn about AI and 2) how it will help them be digitally literate. You can teach a kid basic computer skills without AI. Gen AI actually hinders learning. It's not necessary.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Teaching them how to use AI doesn't teach digital literacy though-- it actually does the opposite. There have been studies on this. You can teach computer sciences without needing AI, it doesn't need to be part of the curriculum.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Have you heard some of the people who have AI brain rot? I have a coworker who can't even send a Teams message without generating it through ChatGPT. How is AI serving him at all?
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I like that this design appears to show the birth date of liberty as 1776, and its death as 2026
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is there a lower rating than subpar?
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What do you mean that it isn't enough that their entire platform is "We're Not Republicans"?
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A Jack Chick tract turned meme showing men dressed in middle eastern garb. It is in black and white. One of the men has a speech Bible saying "Shut up!" 

Top meme text: Most people rejected His message. 

Bottom meme text: they hated Jesus because He told them the truth. Gal. 4:16
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Eskart(Commissions open!!!) @eskart.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
To your point, you wouldn't see the WSJ publishing an article about how we don't need golf courses due to their water consumption.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The best part is that the books are purposely written this way so you can pick up any book in the series to start. Recaps are antithetical to the Reacher mythos.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm fairly certain Harp generates them from AI and then pretends to find it for him or say it's from a fan and ask him if she can post it.
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👻 Spooky Scary Jam (they/them)👻 @jaimekay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
💔 💔
I survived gay 9/11 August 25, 2026
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
respect that so much
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sobbing brb
My idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Wait hold up is Jess available for commissions?
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Poop Elmo
Alt: Baby Elmo sitting on a training potty doing a happy wiggle. Top text: boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. Bottom text: that's why I poop on company time.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THAT IS SO MANY TEETH
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tiny frogs resting in dahlia flowers: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I hope Luigi gets the same sentence for stalking that any other man would get for stalking his ex-girlfriend or wife.
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just saw Mamdani do this to Netanyahu outside what the fuck
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Those are some Simone Biles' quality mental gymnastics to do so they can feel justified being mad on the Internet. Goodness.
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🪼Ghost Jellyfishlines 🔜 PaxU🪼 @jellyfishlines.itch.io · 10/08/2026
“Well well well, isn’t so easy now is it” I say in ttrpg through tears.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It's the Shadow of the Leviathan series, the third book just came out this week.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Career Twitter Poster™ and I'm being so serious when I say that. That's all she's known for.
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"aggressively" get the fuck out of here with your biased wording lol
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Laurel Jean @nailinthecoffee.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I don't know about the efficacy of those signs specifically BUT You're Wrong About did a great episode years ago about how human trafficking statics are vastly inflated so I feel like the answer is "less helpful than you would think." podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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Human Trafficking
Podcast Episode · You're Wrong About · November 25, 2019 · 1h 38m
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