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Miel

@mxmarkus.bsky.social
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They/them @non_embodied on the bird site. So glad to be here with the real posters. Designer and writer on Road Warriors:A Stand-Up Comedy Odyssey, now in early access from DGB Games with @dungeonscrawler.bsky.social dgbgames.itch.io/road-warriors-beta

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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HR department of the Polycule is this anything
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So I shaved my mental illness mustache and I'm pretty sure it like, extracted the toxins I feel ten pounds lighter
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Jules @ds9official.singles · 23/09/2026
one thing about newsom is that once you notice his gul dukat vibe you can't unsee it
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The mirages disappear as I approach them and I remain parched but they appear to be such still cool and clear water that when I finally reach one I'm sure it's going to quench my thirst
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Do I know any car touchers who can direct me to remedial knowledge resources on learning how to do basic car maintenance and care?
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing with the purge is that presumably there's a fairly hefty burden of proof placed on prosecutors and litigants that the acts under dispute did not take place during the purge which feels like a truck-sized loophole
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The aged poor should die in penury and, most importantly, misery" my latest for the times
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Richard @ R. Rook 🔜 Sleep @rrookstudio.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This Saturday in Philly (up in the Yunk): I run Road Warriors in Roseville Beach. This Satirday @ 7pm. www.eventbrite.com/e/road-warri...
eventbrite.com
Road Warriors By Moonlight On Roseville Beach
A liveplay TTRPG event. Join us as our comedians enter the spooky queer beach town of Roseville Beach.
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A still from Mad Men season 6 episode 8 "The Crash." Ken Cosgrove, high on an unknown stimulant injection, dances with a cane despite his recent injury while Don Draper, also intoxicated, looks on sweaty and dumbfounded along with his secretary Dawn, who is sober.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
anyway, the American id understander himself, Hunter S. Thompson, the next week for goddamn ESPN of all places. the party's over, folks.
We are At War now, according to President Bush, and I take him at his word. He also says this War might last for "a very long time."

Generals and military scholars will tell you that eight or 10 years is actually not such a long time in the span of human history -- which is no doubt true -- but history also tells us that 10 years of martial law and a war-time economy are going to feel like a Lifetime to people who are in their twenties today. The poor bastards of what will forever be known as Generation Z are doomed to be the first generation of Americans who will grow up with a lower standard of living than their parents enjoyed.

That is extremely heavy news, and it will take a while for it to sink in. The 22 babies born in New York City while the World Trade Center burned will never know what they missed. The last half of the 20th century will seem like a wild party for rich kids, compared to what's coming now. The party's over, folks. The time has come for loyal Americans to Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. ... Sacrifice. That is the new buzz-word in Washington. But what it means is not entirely clear.
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One bit of 9/11 ephemera I think about was how they weren’t sure if they should address the events of 9/11 on Friends so they just made Joey wear FDNY T Shirts in a couple of episodes
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10,000 Motivated Rats @bombsfall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It can be hard to understand why people who were around for 9/11 and the ensuing events speak about it as memorable, but this is made easier if one keeps in mind that it was a world historic event that had momentous effects both at home and abroad.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry everyone this is my fault because I bought a car :/
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Releasing a tabletop rpg, detransitioning to impregnate my partner, experimenting with hard drugs, buying a 1996 Subaru legacy with a busted cylinder
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Green Lantern was always a poor fit for this genre tho the Lanterns cop show isn't True Detective it's The Untouchables
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LANTERNS Eps 3&4: man am I sick of superhero shows that spend their pilot pretending they're going to do a genre riff and then just slowly decide to stop
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Critics don't want to confront the consequences that me seeing a face in this rock and deciding it's a person have for our conception of humanity
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/09/2026
Zohran french revolution meme, except it also has the singing cowboy, the sun from teletubbies, the twin towers, and the "see you space cowboy..." text
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Ahh, discourse... 🤌
A long thread about Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma, cut off by the edge of the image, with a post right above it reading "Well all this has me more excited to see Miasma tomorrow"
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Okay, I'm getting a sense of some commonalities of various criticisms of Miasma (which I really loved) and I feel like it's helping me articulate my interpretation. It all comes down to something @thegaychingy.bsky.social said on the Other Website, that this is a jerk off movie about jerking off
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PAUL ATREIDES: i want a cigarette. damn i could use a cigarette. a cigarette would fix me. I just need to smoke one cigarette. i could smoke one cigarette and throw the rest of the pack away. i'll bet i could buy one cigarette off of someone and smoke it.
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potion of @candlestick.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
(AI New Yorker): Hello—I'm not just here, I'm walking
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hello, I recently came across your content, I love the way it mixes themes and ideas. Would you be open to a brand collaboration for a new app that teaches children how to smoke?
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Kit Wren @kitwrenaway.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
when the first movie came out i was in a real bad place mentally and for some reason put words from Tadeusz Rosewicz poems into the promotional stills
the big lad from angry birds, next to him floats the words 

I am a murderer
I am a tool
as blind as a sword
in the hands of an executioner
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 27/08/2026
i’m gonna call it lake mexico and the gulf of ontario. i don’t give a shit
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
been looking at x dot com the everything app recently cause i miss some posters who haven't come over here and the like, and it always makes me feel badddd after a couple minutes in a way my beautiful bsky bubble doesn't
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
zohran [waving power broker in front of them]: you morons love this shit huh [audience going berserk]
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
LANTERNS: not bad, but its success means the True Detective Nordic Western prestige mystery visual style is cooked, we gotta find a new thing for cop shows now sorry folks
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Between computers and cars I'm feeling very sick of being uninitiated into the Mysteries of the Technologies that rule my life
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Ducktor Nald @ducktornald.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"WHAT IS PARKER'S DEADNAME?" "I don't know...she had already transitioned when she started working for me..."
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Look, I understand that you're going through some shit, and you know I'll always support you, but I just had to fight your shadow-self in the kitchen. Yeah, I was getting breakfast and the enfleshed eidolon of your existential alienation was shooting, I don't know, some sort of beam.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 14/08/2026
I think about this a lot.
Tim Henke
@TimHenke9
eat shit, René Magritte
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Mauv @ThatsMauvelous • 1d the machine refused to recognize my humanity until i professed to believe that a sign painted to look like a traffic light is indeed a traffic light.
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Select all squares with traffic lights
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Actual footage of me on a date
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
yeah man "woke 1" sucked ass. I "woke 1" morning from uneasy dreams to find myself transformed into a giant insect
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I just googled things to do in Newport, Rhode Island and got a link to Town and Country magazine, where I saw this ad
“I licked it so it’s mine” on a base that has beast sniffing Belle’s ass in a very accurate Disney style
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Reading Persuasion for the first time and realizing a core fantasy of Austen: that a man will eventually explain why he behaved like that
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Really wish Game of Thrones battles either didn't work on Dynasty Warriors rules or had the Important Characters do insane wire fu through the battles, this half measure shit sucks all the tension and air out of the battles
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Onderdonk & Sons happy hour $13 burger, fries, and beer
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Elizabeth Sandifer @eruditorumpress.com · 09/08/2026
Optimism is not and has never been a component of punk aesthetics. This is ahistorical nonsense perpetuated by theater kids desperate to feel cool.
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The TikTok girlies are referring to Amanda Palmer as “steampunk Ghislaine Maxwell” and damn
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A group of comedians show up to what sounds like an ordinary gig, only to discover that they've been hired as the entertainment for an irreverent electrician's otherwise traditional funeral
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Again, you cannot beat the profit margin on “scam” and no one is enforcing anything so you have to assume that’s what everything is, all pine painted to look like mahogany
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
A post from “kavishj9611” that reads: 

“All the people who are anti-Al or want to slow Al progress, I have one question:
If Al disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through an entire workday without ChatGPT, Claude, or any other
Al tool?
Imagine Al was suddenly banned.
Would you actually be willing to give it up?”

Panel 2:
And Orange Guy and a Pink Guy are standing in a room that has two pipes in it. Both pipes are pumping raw sewage into the room. The characters are waist deep in it.
Orange Guy says smugly “Ok Mr “I don’t want to be in a room that’s filling up with raw sewage” let me ask you this”

Panel 3:
The sewage has reached their chests. Pink Guy is gagging. Orange Guy smugly continues “If all this sewage disappeared right now, could you get through the day without it?”

Panel 4:
The sewage is almost up to their eyeballs. Orange Guys says “Look at that shit floating past your face. Are you willing to give that up?”
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Miel @mxmarkus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Straight people are so desperately unwell it is really fucking concerning actually
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