Reposted by WootlesNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 10hThe Ethicist | We increasingly suspect our son was one of the Cornell rapists. Do we have to turn him in now, or can we wait until he gets his Christmas bonus from his private equity firm? 1570479
Reposted by WootlesRob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3hcome see me at New York Comic Con Oct 8-11. i will draw pictures for you and shake your hand. no kissing/eye contact please. 538040
Reposted by WootlesTsuvi 🍰 @tsuvivi.bsky.social · 5hLazy afternoon with Daisy and Rosalina 🧡💙 133095520
Reposted by WootlesJJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 4hFeeling very depressed about Online but very happy about Offline. You know what that means: I will continue to spend much of my time Online. 2344
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 9hSpare titty ma’am? I’m going through very hard times here. Just a crumb of titty please. 000
Reposted by Wootlesderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 22hplease do not post photos of barbour jackets in early october if you're not also voting for policies to address global warming 474234367
Reposted by Wootlesfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 23hemergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 371748291
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have said this many times but I don’t know how much It Is What It Is I’ve got left in me right now. 031
Reposted by WootlesHaysey_Draws Spooky Teachers @haysey-draws.art · 03/10/2026Why draw boring (and deeply problematic) wizard stuff when you could be drawing good wizard/witch characters this spooky season! 391751492
Reposted by WootlesSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Guy on lichess had a Netanyahu themed username so I checkmated them with a pawn 492471199
Reposted by Wootlesyixura @yixura.bsky.social · 26/09/2026tarot reader: so for your one card reading you drew the 1/1 signed holofoil reversed Tower. it's worth about $5000 graded me: so that's good? tarot reader: no, you're mega ultra fucked 1673287
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh my god it has both Denuvo and EAC? Like, you probably gain 30fps by pirating it at that point. 011
Reposted by WootlesJohn Scalzi @scalzi.com · 02/10/2026The rush to accuse, without anything approaching due diligence, artists of using "AI," should be treated with contempt. An artist gets their work *ripped off* to train a plagiarism machine, which then shits out inferior versions of that work, so then you accuse the artist of using "AI"? Fuck you. 251515408
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Yeah alright enough current events who wants to talk about titties 110
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I know this has like zero chance of passing but it would fucking rule. 020
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Look I know we still (rightfully) can’t stan because of the deep harm to trans people still going on but the amount of harm reduction Leo is doing simply cannot be dismissed. This shit rules. It’s gonna have huge positive impacts. 040
Reposted by WootlesChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026its okay to sincerely like things 221178300
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I somehow got reskeeted into the resistlib botnet and it’s the worst thing that has ever happened to my mentions. 130
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And just when we needed them most, the whales returned 010
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sitting in my car in the garage with the garage door closed, listening to music while waiting for a death that will never come. Because my car is an EV. 181906
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Oh apparently Ace Combat 8 has kernel anti cheat so I guess I’m not playing AC8 000
Reposted by Wootleshammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Aaron's family gonna lock his phone in a faraday bag surrounded by a moat filled with gators 24152985
Reposted by WootlesAmazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026bsky fact: the "rude" label is hand-applied directly by human moderators in 100% of cases. if you disagree with what a bsky moderator would consider "rude", and this should be the case for everyone except a very narrow band of North Dakotan senior church bazaar organizers, just switch it off. 3256111
Reposted by WootlesThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin… 121807231
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wife and I had this exact conversation; she’s been in for 30 years and survived this, that’s some “your watch has ended” level shit. 010
Reposted by WootlesZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The idea that Newsom is even remotely a serious candidate for president is so goddamn clown shoes at this point In the past month he's vetoed LGBTQ+ rights measures, pushed the Paramount merger through, further cozied up to AI barons and now this. Dude couldn't even win a Governor reelection now 421667564
Reposted by WootlesFIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026 121654399
Wootles @music2000.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ah here we go, a properly credited non-spammed version. 000
