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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being a parent means having to take care of other people’s feelings about your own dead cat
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you're not apprised of the weird AI doomsday sex cult influencing the tech sector, it's time to catch up.
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 01/10/2026
ai use in art is criticized on principle while ai use in software is criticized on quality. this is because making art is good and making software is bad.
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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him.
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m so stressed today and call me crazy but I don’t think the standstill traffic is helping
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy shit! KEEP SHITPOSTING. this is incredible
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wild to find out we got to drive the coolest, most fun EV on the market for almost two years, essentially for free. Even though we’ll be upgrading in reliability, anything else is a downgrade in whimsy. RIP ID Buzz.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
burger dog, burger dog he has pickles and he has cheese
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G.Face @damdonjulio.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#Sinners
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pretty sure I just found black mold behind an air vent
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Bean & Sprout's Mom @beansproutsmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
<<cackles darkly>> How much of this tech bro shit is driven by the disappearance of female secretaries, who, let's be honest, kept a lot of companies running, and ability of wives to now say "No, time, honey, got a board meeting then school pickup, you gotta make the res for your mom's bday."
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Sarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 24/09/2026
One thing that I think we shpuld always bear in mind when talking about why, say, liberal politicians fold so easily on trans rights is that a lot of cis people just desperately want to be transphobic and will seize on any excuse to do so no matter how flimsy.
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Adventures in parenting: Bumblebee attempts to sharpen the green beans.
A pale hand holding a handheld double pencil sharpener. The pencil sharpener is full of green beans.
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the last ten years or so have taught us that one of our major problems as a society is that we’re being run by perverts (derogatory) rather than perverts (complimentary)
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is a normal thing to do right
Feet in wool slippers on a wooden board. A hand is pressing an iron to the board.
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I have got to stop forgetting that using sandpaper without gloves is just also sanding your fingers
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 20/09/2026
You, a fall person: Ohmygosh I love fall!! Pumpkins! Cozy sweaters! Hot tea and cider! Pumpkins! Pumpkin Spice Lattes! The changing colors of leaves!!!! Me, a spring and summer person: :: pulls hoddie tight over head :: beware: the time of darkness, cold, decay, and death is nigh
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It was a long day at the meetings factory, boys, and it’ll be another one tomorrow.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This link is how I learned I’m banned from r/landlords. No idea when or how that happened.
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denise🌈 @overrrrrrr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
someone i know found this in their pre-genAI textbook. you can't read this normally any more
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking.
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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E. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 13/09/2026
The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on.
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I know I've been in customer success too long when I have to think about console syntax. How the mighty have fallen.
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Rexwolf-BOO! @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yoshiyuki Tomino, creator of Gundam, with his hand on the shoulder of a dude-sized gundam statue, smiling as he speaks the below post (there is a speech bubble edited in)
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Okay now he’s DEFINITELY the Antichrist
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/09/2026
celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor
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Koboltoon | Video Dames! @koboltoon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you know the economy's doing poorly when even the spirit halloweens are becoming spirit halloweens
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026
This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
linux is too confusing because i can't find this setting on it
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
no, i said shoddy work not shawty werk. please stop shaking your ass and help me fix this
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Fryguy64: King of Rot @nindb.net · 29/08/2026
House prices are out of control.
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General.
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Amadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Us: An 80-something who was on TV. Death: Shelley Fabares. Us: No... one with lots of business interests. Death: Dolly Parton! Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2! Death: Tim Curry! Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal! Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway! Us:
A black and white cartoon with two panels. In the first a man looks very frustrated with his arms crossed and a frown. In the second he throws his arms in the air and says "I guess"
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck
Don't pile on this guy, he's silly, but earnest
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
like the reason Dolly feels like an exceptional human being is because all the things we're talking about today in her lifetime of philanthropy trace back to just .... having empathy and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People"
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich
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Nerine 🏳️‍⚧️Ⓐ @octonion256.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP
Two flashlights are turned on and point under a door to illuminate what is unseen.  On the left a large heavy flashlight with a dim glow is labeled "Das Kapital by Karl Marx."  On the right a tiny flashlight with a bright radiant glow is labeled "9 to 5 by Dolly Parton."
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
#zamposting
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026
This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & state
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Catholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state
“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops.
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Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
With the caveat that I do, in fact, want station wagons...yes, more hatchbacks. Less fucking SUVs.
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