Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Being a parent means having to take care of other people’s feelings about your own dead cat 071
Reposted by Iris SmoochesDustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this: 258183564852
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you're not apprised of the weird AI doomsday sex cult influencing the tech sector, it's time to catch up. 000
Reposted by Iris SmoochesAria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 01/10/2026ai use in art is criticized on principle while ai use in software is criticized on quality. this is because making art is good and making software is bad. 29928
Reposted by Iris SmoochesOlivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026This 33-year-old nurse told the FBI she knew she was “going to set him free” after border patrol agents brought in a man whose face was bloodied and seriously injured. She treated him and helped him escape, and she faces charges now. He got away, and they never relocated him. 18181411774
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m so stressed today and call me crazy but I don’t think the standstill traffic is helping 030
Reposted by Iris Smoochesjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026holy shit! KEEP SHITPOSTING. this is incredible 0429139
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Wild to find out we got to drive the coolest, most fun EV on the market for almost two years, essentially for free. Even though we’ll be upgrading in reliability, anything else is a downgrade in whimsy. RIP ID Buzz. 160
Reposted by Iris SmoochesViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me 11745192
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026burger dog, burger dog he has pickles and he has cheese 000
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Pretty sure I just found black mold behind an air vent 000
Reposted by Iris SmoochesBean & Sprout's Mom @beansproutsmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026<<cackles darkly>> How much of this tech bro shit is driven by the disappearance of female secretaries, who, let's be honest, kept a lot of companies running, and ability of wives to now say "No, time, honey, got a board meeting then school pickup, you gotta make the res for your mom's bday." 849090
Reposted by Iris SmoochesSarah Clarke - Not your doll @damselindystopia.northsky.social · 24/09/2026One thing that I think we shpuld always bear in mind when talking about why, say, liberal politicians fold so easily on trans rights is that a lot of cis people just desperately want to be transphobic and will seize on any excuse to do so no matter how flimsy. 541995
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Adventures in parenting: Bumblebee attempts to sharpen the green beans. 140
Reposted by Iris SmoochesTW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026this is fantastic and I learned something new 563082432
Reposted by Iris SmoochesJoshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 18/09/2026the last ten years or so have taught us that one of our major problems as a society is that we’re being run by perverts (derogatory) rather than perverts (complimentary) 2587115
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have got to stop forgetting that using sandpaper without gloves is just also sanding your fingers 130
Reposted by Iris SmoochesJack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 20/09/2026You, a fall person: Ohmygosh I love fall!! Pumpkins! Cozy sweaters! Hot tea and cider! Pumpkins! Pumpkin Spice Lattes! The changing colors of leaves!!!! Me, a spring and summer person: :: pulls hoddie tight over head :: beware: the time of darkness, cold, decay, and death is nigh 3743380
Reposted by Iris SmoochesXero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick. 2119653380
Reposted by Iris SmoochesBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 15/09/2026probably one of the more accurate applications of how the founding fathers viewed the second amendment tbh 21082226
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026It was a long day at the meetings factory, boys, and it’ll be another one tomorrow. 140
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This link is how I learned I’m banned from r/landlords. No idea when or how that happened. 000
Reposted by Iris Smoochesdenise🌈 @overrrrrrr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026someone i know found this in their pre-genAI textbook. you can't read this normally any more 415437
Reposted by Iris SmoochesPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026underrated part of El-Sayed’s messaging strategy seems to be shaming journalists who ask dumb questions that play into right-wing frames. you can’t answer these in a way that satisfies them, but you can make it embarrassing enough that you impose a toll on asking. 186151352695
Reposted by Iris SmoochesE. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 13/09/2026The Houthi-aligned Bani Hashish tribes are massing in preparation to “liberate” the remaining Yemeni territory outside Houthi control. It’s a sea of Toyotas with mounted machine guns. I think this is what we should mean when we say Toyotathon from now on. 1191778359
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I know I've been in customer success too long when I have to think about console syntax. How the mighty have fallen. 010
Reposted by Iris SmoochesHunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Okay now he’s DEFINITELY the Antichrist 3368491
Reposted by Iris Smoochesamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 07/09/2026celebrating Labor Day if you’ve never given birth is stolen valor 1464571
Reposted by Iris SmoochesKathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 03/09/2026you know the economy's doing poorly when even the spirit halloweens are becoming spirit halloweens 116347
Reposted by Iris Smoochesmcc @dryad.technology · 01/09/2026This is the single biggest physics discovery of my entire lifetime. Or something's wrong with one of the cables. One of the two 9961211239
Reposted by Iris Smoochesjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026linux is too confusing because i can't find this setting on it 201170144
Reposted by Iris Smooches✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 28/08/2026no, i said shoddy work not shawty werk. please stop shaking your ass and help me fix this 619354
Reposted by Iris SmoochesFryguy64: King of Rot @nindb.net · 29/08/2026House prices are out of control. 151706427
Reposted by Iris SmoochesLaura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point 904398852
Reposted by Iris SmoochesStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Amazing to live in a country where the secret police are handling inter-chud beefs. It's like the Night of Long Knives playing out in the parking lot of a Dollar General. 13171281557
Reposted by Iris SmoochesAmadi Lovelace @amaditalks.bsky.social · 28/08/2026 Us: An 80-something who was on TV. Death: Shelley Fabares. Us: No... one with lots of business interests. Death: Dolly Parton! Us: No!!! One who was in Home Alone 2! Death: Tim Curry! Us: NO! The leader of a country who's linked to the Epstein scandal! Death: Oh! King Harald of Norway! Us: 7607185
Reposted by Iris SmoochesCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck 1025958613
Reposted by Iris SmoochesClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026like the reason Dolly feels like an exceptional human being is because all the things we're talking about today in her lifetime of philanthropy trace back to just .... having empathy and we live in the era of "I Don't Know How to Explain to You That You Should Care About Other People" 12397514
Reposted by Iris SmoochesClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026the thing is like public health child literacy civil rights social justice rural poverty once you personally have become rich and successful, those things only matter if you still have the capacity to care deeply about people outside your immediate circle and that is harder than becoming rich 44604834
Reposted by Iris SmoochesKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 21/08/2026This is the funniest shit. Florida allows religious exemptions for vaccines. Catholic schools in Florida: we require vaccines. Florida's attorney general, who is Catholic, is threatening to pull vouchers if they don't allow for religious exemptions The Bishops: separation of church & statemiamiherald.comCatholic bishops remind attorney general about separation of church and state“The government may not decide that Church teaching is insufficiently religious,” wrote the Florida Conference of Catholic Bishops. 15781272336
Iris Smooches @iris-smooches.bsky.social · 21/08/2026With the caveat that I do, in fact, want station wagons...yes, more hatchbacks. Less fucking SUVs. 030