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Mat Swatek

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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 07/10/2026
Stream Paramore 🫶
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2UYYh7... #MusicSky
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Backwoods - 2003 Remaster
Red Hot Chili Peppers · The Uplift Mofo Party Plan · Song · 1987
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I can be anything that I wanna be And I can feel the things I don't normally feel Yeah, I can finally be totally honest It's like I'm looking down the barrel of a gun (Fucking shoot me)" open.spotify.com/track/5Fdj0D...
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Charli xcx · Music, Fashion, Film · Song · 2026
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tweet from tara shoe (@tarashoe):

yknow when a character's like "wanna know what your problem is?" then says the problem. i want that done to me! i DON'T know! and i DO wanna
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tweet from David Hughes (@david8hughes):

Therapist: let's look at why you feel like such a big dumb loser
Me: I didn't say that
Therapist [looks at notes]: well one of us did
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup
Several images of the Hapsburgs, looking good
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my colleague @grantbrisbee.bsky.social with an excellent take on the Giants’ pitchers loudly shouting their bigotry on Pride Night: www.nytimes.com/athletic/735...
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Giants pitchers’ Bible verses on Pride Night caps show how they’ve missed the point (Gift Article)
To focus on the perceived sin, Landen Roupp and other Giants pitchers had to step over so much that they professed to believe.
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them
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Bad and bigoted
The Giants told fans exactly who they are on Friday.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Charly Bliss is probably my biggest miss from the past decade or so. Didn't ever give them a chance and now they're my favorite band maybe?
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A non-exhaustive of my favorite current MLB players: - Geno Suarez: boundless optimism and joy - Joe Ryan: on-field reactions are hilarious - Jose Ramirez: runs like he's on fire, hilarious - Corbin Carroll: Dback; helmet always falls off - Ketel Marte: Dback; pimps the shit out of homers
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“But I'm not, I'm not dead Even if I was I'd wish that I fucked up least twice as much And had like double the fun” #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/04i9H8...
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I'm Not Dead
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
these people are fucking ghouls
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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a man covering his ears with his hands and the words that 's your voice
ALT: a man covering his ears with his hands and the words that 's your voice
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Elite name matchup.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I just listened to this song with headphones that only work in one ear and, wow, this gave me a whole new appreciation for how the Beach Boys layer their vocals! #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/1GLmaP...
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Spotify – Web Player
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This Sunday just keeps getting better. #UCLA brings home another natty (number 3) in 2025-26. National championship number 127 in Westwood. #GoBruins 💙🏆💛
UCLA women beats Stanford to win the national championship in beach volleyball.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/2fuYa3...
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Let Down
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I knew I shouldn't have read this. Big yikes. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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Opinion | The Economy, Immigration and Regret: 12 Trump Voters Discuss
Trump voters discuss their disappointment with the president’s second term.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This song is so damn good. #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/48Qes8...
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True Blue
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Now that the gunman has been apprehended, I'm going to put my first amendment pocket square back in.
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
This one is really getting to me. One of my favorite players from back in the day. RIP.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"But I'd play with fire to break the ice And I'd play with a nuclear device" #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/0GvaNo...
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Wendy Clear
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
From the emo archives #MusicSky youtu.be/IbnUL0N68zQ?...
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Valencia "The Space Between" Music Video
YouTube video by I Surrender Records
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
"i'm on the struggle bus today" bro i am driving the struggle bus. and if it goes slower than 55 mph it's going to explode
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Tough ending to S3E7 of Shrinking, and I’m sure next episode is going to be real heavy. Sending positive vibes to anyone out there who is struggling.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
HELL YA
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
flunked out of therapy today. i keep finding innovative ways to fail!
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Completely gutted thinking about how many people Rondale Moore reached out to right before he died.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Watching freestyle halfpipe and all of a sudden want to play Mario Kart
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The Postal Service x Lauren Mayberry #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/2UJ5jl...
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Such Great Heights - From "Tell Me Lies (Season 3)"
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Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 10/02/2026
The morning so far
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy:

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles
god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Debí tirar más fotos de cuando te tuve” #MusicSky
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
My marathon training has been very helpful for my mental health but on the rare days when I can’t motivate myself to put on my shoes, oh man. It’s open season on my brain.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/02/2026
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!
A vibrant, wide-angle photo of a colorful outdoor mural promoting the "Super Bowl LX Apple Music Halftime Show." The mural is painted on a long blue wall in a sunlit, tropical setting with real palm trees and bright pink bougainvillea flowers cascading over the top.

The artwork features a playful, surreal collage of cultural and football-themed elements:

    Central Text: The Apple Music logo in bold yellow and red 3D lettering is flanked by "SUPER BOWL LX" above and "HALFTIME SHOW" below.

    Iconic Imagery: Large illustrations of a golden trumpet, pink sunglasses, maracas, dominoes, and a cup of coffee with a musical note in the foam.

    Football Elements: Brown footballs are depicted growing on palm trees like coconuts and resting on the ground.

    Foreground: A young girl in a yellow dress walks along the sidewalk in front of the mural, passing a small goalpost illustration where a green parrot is perched.

The overall aesthetic is warm, festive, and celebrates a fusion of Latin-inspired culture and American football.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 17/01/2026
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
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Thomas [DARK MODE], DO @tom.medsky.social · 27/01/2026
Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Abolish ICE is now the moderate minimum position, Prosecute ICE is where Dems should be at next.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Put Stephen Miller in an oubliette
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Trials for every ICE member.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 24/01/2026
i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
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egg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
what a legend lmao
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The Resistance Libs Were Right www.nytimes.com/2026/01/12/o...
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Opinion | The Resistance Libs Were Right
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