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Mat Swatek

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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Gelof got to 19 games at 2B on August 29th. Killer
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 07/10/2026
Stream Paramore 🫶
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
interested
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I always thought he was a dork because of his profile pic whenever his tweets appeared on my feed
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I just had a feeling that guy sucked. Good to know!
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sigh
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
open.spotify.com/track/2UYYh7... #MusicSky
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Backwoods - 2003 Remaster
Red Hot Chili Peppers · The Uplift Mofo Party Plan · Song · 1987
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Otto Lopez
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"I can be anything that I wanna be And I can feel the things I don't normally feel Yeah, I can finally be totally honest It's like I'm looking down the barrel of a gun (Fucking shoot me)" open.spotify.com/track/5Fdj0D...
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Camera
Charli xcx · Music, Fashion, Film · Song · 2026
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
so this is a 90/10 issue yet the entire arena was booing her?
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Go Dbacks!
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heaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Fair enough, quite a small sample size. Was just curious as I've seen other places list him in the top 20 hitters ROS.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
how close was Jordan Walker?
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
These lists are always so helpful, thanks!
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
For real. I’d be locked in for it!
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tweet from tara shoe (@tarashoe):

yknow when a character's like "wanna know what your problem is?" then says the problem. i want that done to me! i DON'T know! and i DO wanna
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Tweet from David Hughes (@david8hughes):

Therapist: let's look at why you feel like such a big dumb loser
Me: I didn't say that
Therapist [looks at notes]: well one of us did
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Getting the boys together for this Austria-Spain matchup
Several images of the Hapsburgs, looking good
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I see what you did there for Roupp lol
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Keith Law @keithlaw.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
my colleague @grantbrisbee.bsky.social with an excellent take on the Giants’ pitchers loudly shouting their bigotry on Pride Night: www.nytimes.com/athletic/735...
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Giants pitchers’ Bible verses on Pride Night caps show how they’ve missed the point (Gift Article)
To focus on the perceived sin, Landen Roupp and other Giants pitchers had to step over so much that they professed to believe.
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McCovey Chronicles @mccoveychronicles.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
these assholes didn't deserve this many words written about them
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Bad and bigoted
The Giants told fans exactly who they are on Friday.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
yikes
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Charly Bliss is probably my biggest miss from the past decade or so. Didn't ever give them a chance and now they're my favorite band maybe?
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
"equiping"
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
some more, homer picks: Merrill Kelly Geraldo Perdomo Christian Walker Paul Goldschmidt Juan Soto Bryce Harper Max Scherzer Mike Trout some more: Vinnie Pasquantino Byron Buxton Shohei Ohtani Christian Yelich Tarik Skubal Brent Rooker Shane McClanahan
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A non-exhaustive of my favorite current MLB players: - Geno Suarez: boundless optimism and joy - Joe Ryan: on-field reactions are hilarious - Jose Ramirez: runs like he's on fire, hilarious - Corbin Carroll: Dback; helmet always falls off - Ketel Marte: Dback; pimps the shit out of homers
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
🙏
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
does Shohei's number include his pitching WAR?
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
And millions of people worldwide
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
got this on my first try and haven't come close since
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“But I'm not, I'm not dead Even if I was I'd wish that I fucked up least twice as much And had like double the fun” #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/04i9H8...
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I'm Not Dead
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
these people are fucking ghouls
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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a man covering his ears with his hands and the words that 's your voice
ALT: a man covering his ears with his hands and the words that 's your voice
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Giants
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Dbacks
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Elite name matchup.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I just listened to this song with headphones that only work in one ear and, wow, this gave me a whole new appreciation for how the Beach Boys layer their vocals! #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/1GLmaP...
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Spotify – Web Player
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money
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Murshed Zaheed @murshedz.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This Sunday just keeps getting better. #UCLA brings home another natty (number 3) in 2025-26. National championship number 127 in Westwood. #GoBruins 💙🏆💛
UCLA women beats Stanford to win the national championship in beach volleyball.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
#MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/2fuYa3...
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Let Down
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I knew I shouldn't have read this. Big yikes. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
Opinion | The Economy, Immigration and Regret: 12 Trump Voters Discuss
Trump voters discuss their disappointment with the president’s second term.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This song is so damn good. #MusicSky open.spotify.com/track/48Qes8...
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True Blue
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Now that the gunman has been apprehended, I'm going to put my first amendment pocket square back in.
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Mat Swatek @mswatek.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
So it looks like the Farm System value adds up all players with prospect status. But I'm a little confused about the MLB total. Is that just the sum of all non-prospects? Are guys like Konnor Griffin factored in, or do they just count towards the Farm score?
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Bradford Pearson @bradfordpearson.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time
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I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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