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Ms. Rosenberg

@msrosenberg.bsky.social
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Wife, mother, fucking bitch. Law & light housekeeping. Not pursuant to any official duties.

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Conte Mosca @contemosca.bsky.social · 1m
Belgium is filing charges in the ICC.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 3m
lol I need to post about this $17.50 “Brussels sprouts salad” I just received hahahaha
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Mark Zohar @markzohar.bsky.social · 4h
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 4h
In case Americans getting ready to vote forgot about Operation Metro Surge, the Trump administration killing people, and all of the other governmental lawlessness, Todd Blanche wants you to remember.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 4h
PS years ago we fostered the environmental education classroom’s leopard gecko for a summer. You know those guys need live food? So you also foster the food 😬
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Adam Music @musicadamt.bsky.social · 5h
Two, and they're both hamsters who aren't fixed.
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Yooty @yooty.bsky.social · 5h
I need you to understand I DON’T EVEN HAVE A SHOVEL.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 5h
This teacher chose violence. This is a violent act
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 20h
When you remember the cardinal rule of perm maintenance is that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate
Katie Britt, looking stunned and upset at a senate hearing
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 20h
I wonder how many people never told a soul about getting SAed at college for fear their parents would force them to come back home
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 20h
Of course, reporting will tell us what really happened, but a clear inference here is that a lot of GOP staffers would not be able to solve the old "I can't operate on him, he's my son!" riddle
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 20h
Ike is just a tiny little small guy
A large black dog curled into the smallest ball he can manage, in the corner of a sofa
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blaw @blaw.bsky.social · 20h
i hope this thing can feel pain tbh
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 22h
God help our collective soul if they invent a smart toilet.
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Stacie Rosenzweig @ethicking.com · 22h
Big “killing Janet on The Good Place” vibes
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 22h
Also please don't build my laundry machine so it can feel pain, I do not want or need that. That is a design flaw.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 23h
Hi hello if the answer to this question is even *plausibly* yes, it is unethical, immoral, & possibly illegal to force machines to work
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heather bussing @heatherbussing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Peter Griffin's No Girls Allowed Fort
Alt: Peter Griffin's No Girls Allowed Fort from the cartoon Family Guy
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Alan Mygatt-Tauber @amtappeals.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never beating the “weird” allegations. We should never have stopped calling them that.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a weird thing to do
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Mayor Q @mayorq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don’t know what y’all are talking about, but it’s been a while since my last Atlanta Hawks football game in Iowa City. Can’t wait to get back!
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They just need 850 people to give them $1000 😭 foundation.fhsu.edu/save-sternbe...
foundation.fhsu.edu
Save Sternberg - Fort Hays State University Foundation
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the yacht guests on Below Deck demand that the male crew do a strip show, is that human trafficking? Discuss
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm baffled by these PR stunts. Targeted machine learning models and brute force algorithms can sometimes solve difficult problems that have eluded human beings. But using an LLM doesn't add anything (and makes success less likely). They are not "AI." They are stochastic parrots.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious.
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Project Azar @projectazar.com · 28/09/2026
Careful, or he'll subpoena Bluesky to find out the names of all the people who dog walk him on this platform! Wait, I'm getting an idea for a new attack ad.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stop advertising about how I sue people or I will sue the hell out of you
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Roger Marshall alleges defamation in new ad about former Kansas patient arrested while in debt • Kansas Reflector
Lawyers for U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall, a Republican running for reelection, sent his opponent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the Democrat stop airing an ad featuring one of the senator’s former pa...
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WHY WOULD I LIE
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huskerguy.bsky.social @huskerguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a fucking horse!
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hi um I think this Madonna song is actually “Groove Is in the Heart”
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Janet Corley @jcorley3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My husband was a KS high school counselor in the early 2000's. He always said Dodge City was the one community college working to provide an education and path to citizenship for DACA kids. I do think the memo is specifically addressed to our Senators.
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dodge City Community College, alarmed now that ICE raids have affected southwest Kansas, proposes DACA 😭
Dodge City Community College: A Community College Pathway to Earned Legal Status and Citizenship
A proposal for rural communities and a Kansas pilot
The problem facing our communities
In our rural communities, some of our neighbors have worked, raised families, and built lives here for years while lacking lawful immigration status. Working, paying taxes, or taking citizenship classes does not, by itself, create a legal pathway to remain in the country. 
This leaves communities with a practical question: How can we give eligible, established residents a way to meet clear responsibilities, gain legal status, and continue contributing to the places they call home?
A resource already in place
Community colleges offer a practical starting point. They provide education and workforce training close to the people and employers they serve. Kansas has 19 community colleges, and Dodge City Community College already offers English and citizenship instruction. We can build on that experience to connect local education with a federally authorized pathway to legal status. 
The proposed solution
Congress would create a pathway for eligible immigrants already living in the United States, with community colleges providing English, civics, and workforce education. Federal officials would determine eligibility and conduct background checks. Participants would make documented progress, meet legal requirements, and contribute reasonable course fees.
The central commitment is protection from deportation and permission to work while participants meet the pathway's requirements. Federal law would also provide protection during qualifying application and review periods, so that government processing delays do not undermine the opportunity.
Those who complete the educational and other requirements could apply for permanent residence, or green card status, and later seek citizenship under federal law. Colleges would teach and document progress; federal officials would make immigration decision…
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mattevansc3.bsky.social @mattevansc3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*Juliet wakes up and finds Romeo has stabbed himself* Juliet: Fuck
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exit, pursued by a fucking bear
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The most enduring pop country song, by the way, is Jolene. Second is Friends in Low Places
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A mid country-western song is the wrong thing to have a culture war over
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have heard it. It’s fine
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CindyLouWho @cindynorth1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT’S CALLED STRUNK AND WHITE, BITCH
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
federal judges only do this when they are extremely fuckin tired of your shit and you needed to quit playin in people's faces days ago like oh my God www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
screenshot of a paragraph excerpted from the linked opinion, with the final sentence of the paragraph highlighted. excerpt reads as follows:

This Court’s September 10 stay order meant that the
2022 map would be used in the 2026 congressional election
in Missouri, absent further order of this Court. And the
election has now begun under the 2022 map. But on
September 21, 11 days after this Court’s most recent order,
the U. S. Court of Appeals for the Eighth Circuit ordered
the District Court to enter a permanent injunction in effect
requiring use of the 2025 map instead of the 2022 map in
the 2026 election. Given this Court’s two prior orders in
this litigation, our conclusion that this was error should
come as no surprise.Screenshot of the beginning of a paragraph excerpted from the linked opinion, with the second sentence highlighted. Excerpt reads as follows:

The Purcell principle applies with even greater force
here. The election is not merely upcoming; it has already
started. Ballots using the 2022 map have been printed and
mailed. Absentee voting has already begun, as has military
and overseas voting. According to local election officials in [page ends there]screenshot of the final paragraph of the linked opinion, with the final two sentences highlighted. Underneath "Per Curiam" and three asterisks, the paragraph reads as follows:

For those reasons, the application for stay presented to
JUSTICE KAVANAUGH and by him referred to the Court is
granted. The September 21, 2026, mandate and September
22, 2026, order entered by the U. S. Court of Appeals for the
Eighth Circuit in No. 26–2797, and the September 21, 2026,
and September 22, 2026, injunctions entered by the U. S.
District Court for the Eastern District of Missouri, No.
4:26–cv–01424, ECF Docs. 57 and 60, are stayed absent any
further order of this Court lifting such stays. The prior stay
entered by this Court on September 10, 2026, likewise
remains in effect pending any further order of this Court
lifting that stay. The District Court and Court of Appeals
should not enjoin or otherwise prohibit the use of the 2022
map in the 2026 congressional election in Missouri. And
the District Court and Court of Appeals should not order or
otherwise require Missouri to use the 2025 map in the 2026
congressional election in Missouri. 

"It is so ordered" then appears in italics, in the bottom-right corner of the page
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Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So the time to resign in angry protest is when you are asked to do the unethical thing, not when you do the unethical thing you are asked to do and it blows up in your face.
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Cathy Gellis @cathygellis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's fair to ask. Boutrous is a scoundrel, but she's no prize either. Spot how many professional ethics rules she herself may have violated...
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The wildest thing to me is that w/o a shred of embarrassment, Shari Mecklenberg reveals she was willing to file the Chicago 6 bullshit charges at misdemeanor level, no grand jury needed, instead of telling her boss to let it go entirely
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Justin @justinlawguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"we are used to this from the Fifth Circuit but we always assumed you knew better"
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Cathy Gellis @cathygellis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She may have been obligated to quit earlier?
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So chat what do we think about Sheri Mecklenberg’s letter?
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Steve Vladeck @stevevladeck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The last two sentences are … direct. Link: www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
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✨Directed by John Carpenter✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
I am but a woman standing in front of her thousands of followers begging them to watch season five of FARGO which is arguably one of the best seasons of television ever made.
A man in a cowboy hat talking to a woman in a hospital room. A man with a bowl cut smiling. A woman pointing a shotgun. A woman with folded hands leaning on a table.
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Anna Bower @annabower.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wild stuff. Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ. The NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
nytimes.com
Read the document (Gift Article)
Sheri H. Mecklenburg resignation letter
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
oh no, not “affected employers,” not that
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