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Ben McFarlane

@bmcfarln.bsky.social
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Chiefs Jayhawks Hawkeyes Royals. The 'fun' parent (wife is smarter than me). Big 'ol lib.

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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Holthus shouting out Southeast Polk in the chiefs broadcast 💪💪💪
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In HEAVEN THERE IS NO BEER
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OH MY GOD IOWA
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every Republican right now:
[Mysterious old lady flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines]
Me: is that good
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Lean R
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
LEAN R LEAN R LEAN R
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Le code c'est moi
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every senate election, Kansas gives me a little more to make me believe before pulling the ball away like Lucy. But one day it'll happen. Why not now?
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Friend shared this video of a man unveiling the library he hid when he fled Damascus in 2011. It’s incredible
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Travis Kelce looks like a Great Dane they're forcing to do one of those agility courses.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
That Michigan/WMU finish
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Oakdice Runescape on Info Wars
ALT: Oakdice Runescape on Info Wars
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Huskies uhhhhhhh having trouble at the point of attack in defense
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Locking up the Nutella in my house like they lock up the razors at wal-mart
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Henry got this letter a month ago. What a wonderful woman Dolly Parton was. We could all stand to be a little more like her.
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obnoxiously pitt girl @opg.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
the XKCD post about a random person in Nebraska holding up the entire digital infrastructure of the world, but modified to say that the person who maintains lsufootball.net is holding up the college football internet
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
@emilystjams

Gender isn't binary, except for the two (2) shows about soccer. The boy show (Ted Lasso) is about what happens when boys play soccer (crying), and the girl show (Yellowjackets) is about what happens when girls play soccer (murder). Both shows are accurate.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
what people are missing about the whole tarik skubal situation is that no baseball player is any better than any other baseball player. some were for quite a long time, but in 1979 the lord struck down one and all and condemned them to wear only one glove. now they're all wretches in god's sight
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They don't want you to know about multiple horse theory, but the truth will be known.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This image is my politics
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
THEY MADE CARTER SELL HIS FARM
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The anti-14th amendment movement addressed in Barbara and the SSPX consecrations this morning have a weird resonance to them. Around the world, conservatives are trying to trample the rules to turn back the clock on a world that respects the agency, intelligence, and dignity of every person.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Buddy that is the most Catholic demo on earth
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I stand in the middle of the reflecting pool with a giant knife. I plunge it into the concrete (?) and then run more than a football field (??), laughing the entire time. The police watch from outside the reflecting pool. "We can't get to him. There's water," they say.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hi I'm an American in 2026 and when my tax dollars aren't being used to lose a war of choice with a pariah state they're used for pools and pool related security
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
SpaceX is now worth more than Microsoft. Microsoft made $318 billion in revenue between April 2025 and March 2026. Spacex made $4.6 billion over the same period.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2026
few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
KU baseball call an ambulance but not for me, etc., etc.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
⚾ I saved the 2027 MLB season as Commissioner Sam Chen! My Proposal: [x] 🏟️ Expansion [x] 🔀 Realignment [-] 💰 Min Salary [x] 💵 Min Salary [x] ⏳ Free Agency [x] 📊 Rev Sharing [x] 🏷️ Other Issues 📊 154-game season 🤝 Players: 48% | Owners: 50% | Public: 42% @mlbstrike2027 Play: mlbstrike2027.com
mlbstrike2027.com
MLB Strike 2027 | Can You Save Baseball?
A free fan-made baseball Commissioner game about negotiating a fictional 2026-2027 labor crisis. Every decision matters. Every mistake costs games.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
A friend of mine who was TA’ing for an AmLit course found a copy of Moby Dick a student had left behind. It had only one marginal annotation, around page 100, that simply said “whale is important.”
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Being required by the legislature to take classes for the center for intellectual freedom is a little on the nose in my opinion.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Just trying to understand the mindset I'd be in if someone asked my dad if he was going to my wedding and the first sentence out of his mouth was "He'd like me to go"
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I will give Trump credit for this: I would not blow up a $10 billion dollar bribe coming to me from the government for which I am immune from criminal prosecution on political considerations.
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Nick Lutsko @nicklutsko.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
b-b-b-b-billion
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Adam Macqueen @adammacqueen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
SHAFT
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
LOVE AI SUMMARIES OF NEWS STORIES, SO HELPFUL.
Google erroneously claiming Tyran Stokes has picked Kansas. He's reported to announce his decision later tonight.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
/to the tune of "Let's Dance" by David Bowie Gil Meche
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Q. Did you know KU leads K-State in the all-time Sunflower Showdown, 65-53-5? A. Wow. You've been a KU fan for 30 years, you must remember a bunch of those wins? Q. Yes, 65 wins. Powerful stuff. www.edsbscharitybowl.com
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
One day you decide to take the LSAT and then in the blink of an eye you're describing a presentation titled "A Comprehensive Look at Formula Valuation Clauses" as 'electric'.
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pants pooping watch in San Antonio
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Friendship ended with Bryson Tiller, now Keanu Dawes is my best friend
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Brian Floyd @brianmfloyd.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
rory
obama putting a medal on obama
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
DONALD TRUMP HELP ME I FLIPPED MY CAR AGAIN
Exclusive Tiger Woods called President Trump from seen a rollover crash
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
If I were Trump I'd do tonight's address dressed like this:
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Me to the Kerbals when I fire up KSP tonight
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a woman with long black hair and earrings is making a funny face while sitting at a table .
Alt: You in danger, girl
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Ben McFarlane @bmcfarln.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Trump pushed his nap for this. #SCOTUS
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 23/03/2026
The Iowa-Nebraska Sweet 16 game might need security like a soccer derby in the Balkans.
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