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gavinesq

@gavinesq.bsky.social
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Food/politics/law/sports. Friendly crank. Avid practitioner of drunken bonhomie. "World's most educated 8th grader!" -my wife. Proud Jayhawk. Remarkably tender lover. Retweets, or whatever they're called here, mean I made out with your mom.

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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 6h
This is perfect. 10/10. No notes.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 11h
It feels like it's been forever since the raving hordes of Bluesky were demanding Lance Leipold's job. Let's see how much longer the streak lasts.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Al: So here comes Bundy into the game for the first time. You've all heard the Ted Bundy story, we don't need to go into it. Kirk: Dealt with a lot of adversity, and it's inspiring to see him face that adversity head on. Good looking guy too! Al: No kidding! So Bundy under center, 3 receiver set.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham is -13 in 12 minutes. Please remember that when she is released at the end of the year and claims it was for her political views.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We should be ashamed of ourselves.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's true. She's one of the loveliest goddamn people I've ever met, so she won't do it. Which is a shame, because I'd love to hear about it.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When you settle into your middle economy seat for the transoceanic flight and realize that, yes, now that you think of it, that curry did smell a bit off.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At some point, the creative forces behind television and movies decided to stop using the visible light spectrum and we just went along with it.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For me it's less "didn't want me to live" and more "didn't care if I died."
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For anyone who wants to be a stickler about the fact that M*A*S*H went on past 1980.
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Gilligan'S Island Theme Song Just Sit Right Back And You'Ll Hear Just Sit Right Back And You'Ll Hear A Tale
ALT: Gilligan'S Island Theme Song Just Sit Right Back And You'Ll Hear Just Sit Right Back And You'Ll Hear A Tale
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Mash Intro Title Sequence Hawkeye Alan Alda Loretta Switt Hotlips Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
ALT: Mash Intro Title Sequence Hawkeye Alan Alda Loretta Switt Hotlips Mobile Army Surgical Hospital
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Ms. Rosenberg @msrosenberg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stop advertising about how I sue people or I will sue the hell out of you
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Roger Marshall alleges defamation in new ad about former Kansas patient arrested while in debt • Kansas Reflector
Lawyers for U.S. Sen. Roger Marshall, a Republican running for reelection, sent his opponent a cease-and-desist letter demanding the Democrat stop airing an ad featuring one of the senator’s former pa...
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You guys don't understand. It's *OKAY* to put a mother in jail if she owes nearly $4000. Roger Martial
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/09/2026
Talking about my struggles with being overweight still makes me uncomfortable, since weight can carry moral judgment in ways that other health challenges don't. But that fear stops too many struggling from getting treatment that could extend their lives.
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Gov. JB Pritzker Reveals He’s Lost 80 Lbs. with GLP-1 After Type 2 Diabetes Diagnosis (Exclusive)
Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker tells PEOPLE that a GLP-1 has contributed to his 80-Lb. weight loss, but that he initially started taking it after being diagnosed with type 2 diabetes.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have never heard the song Choosing Texas and if I ever do, it will have been against my will.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Proud to be part of this.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A brief reminder: Harrison Butker deserves every bad thing that happens to him.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Okay, people who hold their coffee cup with both hands. This is YOUR time!
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finally watched Toy Story 5. Not that erotic.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This ad goes hard.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is nothing. In the former Soviet Union, they'd give all new architects a concrete butt plug for the same reasons.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe Michelle Tafoya and Senator Doktor Roger Martial can get a place together in Florida.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They could be President of the United States.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a year ago the Cillizzas of the world were saying democrats were falling into Trump's savvy political trap by criticizing ICE. Now a Kansas Republican senator facing re-election is sweatily tweeting his concern about ICE.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The only difference between an expat and an immigrant is the sense of entitlement.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Walter Cronkite: After liberating execution camps… Germans (who cried) they didn’t know…were as as guilty as Nazis…because they applauded when Hitler shut down (media) and said, ‘We don’t need to know. We trust our government...’ It’s our duty to know.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have several kinds of insurance and each of my insurers *LOVES* it when I don't make a claim.
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
don’t fuck this up asshole
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halloweentime goblin 👻 @sasscarpone.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lmao i love this for us
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Cody Tapp @codybtapp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Special teams
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What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
Alt: What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
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Vituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please run on this please Republicans this is a great message
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Suck it AARodg.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You've got a lot of nerve. --My Neurologist
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Say that shit at Gillette Stadium, you ginger simp.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What the fuck is going on with our center?
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Lizzo's 'It's About Damn Time' Celebration
ALT: Lizzo's 'It's About Damn Time' Celebration
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We've secretly replaced Lance Leipold with the ghost of late-stage David Beaty and an antibiotic-resistant strain of the clap. Let's see if anyone notices.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jesu fucking Christ, Jayhawks.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Agree with RGIII. These Jayhawks are actually playing an excellent defensive game. But the offense is shitting the bed.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't want Leipold to be fired. I think he's a really good coach and can succeed in this role. But come on, my man. You have to give us some reasons to believe.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We converted a third down?!
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can love KU football, but it doesn't have to love you back. Kinda like dating a German chick.
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gavinesq @gavinesq.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jesus Christ, Jayhawks.
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