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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it

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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I've seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries

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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 3h
if you just don't change your spooky name back after Halloween, eventually it looks normal again
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TSG (TheSpeedGamers) @thespeedgamers.bsky.social · 4h
Leon will never forget September 30, but we hope YOU won’t forget about our Resident Evil Marathon for ZERO Prostate Cancer, starting October 9 at Twitch.tv/tsgtv! Check out our recent posts for our full prize schedule, and head over to tiltify.com/@thespeedgam... to start getting donations in!
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 5h
BAKERS! It is Biscuit Week! recipe mostly* by America's Test Kitchen the grocery store in town has the tiniest chocolate chips I've ever seen. they're like Cookie Crisp chips! still good, even distribution *these hydrated in the fridge overnight. also used a mix of half bread and half cake flours
half a cookie showing the internal texture. chips and nutssix freshly baked big ol cookssixteen evenly sized cookie dough balls ready for the fridge
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 6h
I did not know how much I desperately need to hear Conan's Albert Brooks voice
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 9h
if we're going by "most formative" then these 9 are by far what got me here today
My 9 Games
Arctic Adventure
DuckTales
Chrono Trigger 
Quest for Glory II: Trial by Fire
Super Mario Bros.
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening (GB)
Goldeneye 007
MOON
The Fool's Errand
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bird 🔞 \(⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)/ ! @emrynbird.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
god I love getting into discussions that are just like...
crop of The School of Athens by Raphael, closing in on Plato and Aristotle who are wearing a chiton and cloak with "sickos" written on them
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 06/05/2023
no longer an anxiety girl, not yet a screaming woman
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a real bunny @arealbun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is punk to eat your veggies. It is punk to reject people's unsolicited expectations of you. It is punk to do a sick binky off a brick wall downtown next to a sign that says "no loitering". It is punk to be kind to yourself and others. It is punk to wiggle them ears.
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Matthew Jackson @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yup, it works.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
when I eat gummy bears I eat the heads first so they can't plan any escapes
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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Pippin's Mom @demirabbit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bunnies can do whatever the FUCK they want
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cari •ᴗ• @caridescent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
on my puter 🐟
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 27/09/2026
safety first in silent hill
silent hill 2 comic
James looks onto Silent Hill and a monster: "yeugh this place is creepy gross, I better be careful"
he picks up a syringe off a dirty table and jams it into his arm
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A guy says to his mechanic "Hey Fran, my 1950's Studebaker is making a weird noise." The car sounds out "booum da hu da hmmh da hoon da ina." Fran opens the hood and says "well, there's your problem." A pleasant man with piercing, a beard and dreadlocks sits near the engine. Frank remarks "Jonathan Davis from Korn is under the hood."
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
there should be a scene in the new Bond where someone gets decapitated and Bond gets very excited, like can hardly contain himself BOND GIRL: what's got into you? JAMES: I guess you could say BOND GIRL: oh god JAMES: that's no way to get ahead in life BOND GIRL: nooooo MIKE MYERS IN BACKGROUND: 👍
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Pru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wonder if Kermit the Frog has a very humble doppelganger named Kermit a Frog
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Luna P. @satelitesnaturales.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's wisdom
A design featuring a beige paper background, a rainbow snapped in two and the phrase "All iPhones are foldable, Bitch" in dark gray
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sunset moonrise
the moon coming up over a green hill with a pinkish orange skyslightly more zoomed out, the moon is rising and the sky is more purple even more zoomed out
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Skillet Ginger Chicken With Apricots dried apricots are harder to find than apricot preserves, which work. according to the Internet Archive, this recipe is not very popular, and most comments are about adding spice - if your ginger is fresh, that should be enough! next time I'll serve it over orzo
a bowl of chunked chicken with onions and shredded mint leaves in a bowl of apricot wineSkillet Ginger Chicken With Apricots

INGREDIENTS

1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon grated or minced (unpeeled) fresh ginger

1 teaspoon ground cumin

1 teaspoon ground coriander

Kosher salt

1½ pounds boneless, skinless chicken thighs, cut into 2-inch pieces

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 small red onion, halved and thinly sliced

1 cup dried apricots, halved 

3/4 cup white wine

2 to 3 packed cups baby spinach

2 packed tablespoons fresh mint or cilantro leaves

PREPARATION

STEP 1 In a medium bowl, combine 1 tablespoon of ginger with the cumin, coriander and 1 teaspoon salt. Pat the chicken dry, then add to the bowl and toss to coat with the mixture.

STEP 2 Heat the oil in a 12-inch skillet over medium-high until shimmering. Add the onion, season with salt, and cook, stirring occasionally, until just softened in texture and color, 3 to 4 minutes. Push the onion slices to the sides of the skillet, then add the chicken so that each piece has contact with the pan. (It's OK if it's crowded.) Cook, undisturbed, until the bottom is browned and releases easily from the skillet, 7 to 8 minutes more. Use tongs to flip the chicken and scatter the apricots around the skillet.

STEP 3 Cook until the other side of the chicken is no longer pink, about 2 minutes. Pour in the wine and remaining teaspoon of ginger. Use a spatula or wooden spoon to stir and scrape up anything on the bottom of the pan. Continue to stir to coat everything in the liquid until it's mostly absorbed with a little pooling at the bottom, the chicken is cooked through and the apricots softened, about 3 minutes more.

STEP 4 Add the spinach, mixing until wilted, about 2 minutes more. Season to taste with salt. Sprinkle with mint and serve.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Would you take an iced coffee to a colonoscopy?
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
lrt yall should also take a look at this www.romhacking.net/hacks/6840/
romhacking.net
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I thought the worst thing about that tv show list was that LOST is way way too high but if you keep going there's some really obvious self-owns in there
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mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
every man is insane so if you’re going to live with one you have to be really careful to find one who is insane in the way that he wants to build a t-shirt cannon from scratch and not insane in the way that he’s into crypto.
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ok y'all I've been on the hunt for a while to make my own soda syrup, because it's a pain in the ass to get Mountain Dew in Italy. I have found a source that will sell powdered caffeine, but it's 150 grams, which is, not conservatively, a two-year supply. do I do it?
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harpy @harpy.party · 24/09/2026
asking my doctor if it's healthier to eat one big carrot or lots of little carrots
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I told Bast we're going to clean the floors with her because she is a mop
a fluffy black cat stands near a green sock
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Tumble @tumbleosity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sonk the Hedgehog! He goes a regular speed and likes bratwurst.
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Cauliflower Salad Sandwiches I didn't know what to expect from this, other than the idea sounded good. I would change the name to Cauliflower Curry Sandwiches, because that's really what you're making - they're vegan and delicious, with a lot of good complementary textures and flavors that hit
one closed and one open cauliflower salad sandwichinterior of sandwichCauliflower Salad Sandwiches

INGREDIENTS

1 large head cauliflower (about 2 pounds), cored, halved and cut into 1-inch slices

6 tablespoons neutral oil

5 teaspoons curry powder

Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

4 ounces raw walnuts, roughly chopped

1 tart, crisp apple, cored and chopped into 2-inch pieces

1 lemon, zested and juiced, plus more to taste

½ cup mayonnaise

½ cup strained yogurt

½ cup raisins

½ cup cilantro leaves and tender stems, roughly chopped

1/2 cup parsley leaves, roughly chopped

4 hoagie rolls, split lengthwise

PREPARATION

STEP 1 Place a large, rimmed baking sheet on the middle rack of the oven and heat the oven to 450 degrees.

STEP 2 In a large bowl, toss the cauliflower with 3 tablespoons of oil, 2 teaspoons curry powder and a large pinch of salt. Massage the cauliflower to separate it into individual florets and coat it evenly in oil. Carefully spread onto the hot baking sheet and roast until cooked through and charred in spots, about 20 minutes. Turn the broiler on high and cook until cauliflower is deep brown and charred, 3 to 5 minutes.

STEP 3 While the cauliflower roasts, toast the walnuts: In a small skillet over medium heat, add the remaining 3 tablespoons oil, the walnuts and a pinch of salt, and cook, frequently stirring, until lightly toasted, 3 to 4 minutes. Stir in the remaining 3 teaspoons curry powder, turn off the heat and cook until fragrant, about 1 minute.

STEP 4 In a large bowl, stir together the apple, lemon zest and juice, and a large pinch of salt. Add the mayonnaise, yogurt, raisins, cilantro, parsley and the walnut mixture, taking care to scrape in all of the oil and curry, and stir to combine.

STEP 5 Add the cauliflower and toss until well combined; season with salt to taste. (The cauliflower salad will keep in the fridge for up to 3 days.)

STEP 6 Divide the cauliflower salad among the rolls and press firmly to close.
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Waffles 🧇 @bsky @mon0eye.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Its giving
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Photo of Fox Molder on his cell phone

Below is a tweet from War Wolf (@sabatonfan69) on 10/19/23

"Yeaaahhh boss I'm not gonna make it into work tomorrow. Just saw an entity. Yeah another one."
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Nitro 🐻‍❄️ 🔜 Asfurmeet @es.nitrobear.gay · 06/08/2026
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Steady the squirrel @steadysquirrel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Home cooked” does not mean “good”. I’ve made meals I wouldn’t inflict on anyone
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Not Like This
Alt: Not Like This
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if I woke up one morning and I was somehow a dog, I would eat garbage every single day. you couldn't keep me out of the garbage
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
BAKERS! IT IS CAKE WEEK! Coffee & Walnut Cake recipe by Nigella Lawson this is made with strong coffee to flavor the icing, and more coffee and some ground walnuts in the cake. the flavors are deep and delicious with the roasted walnut coming after the coffee, and it's just sweet enough altogether
slice of cake with walnuts on top and brown icingintact cake decorated with walnuts
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Friends our mail order from the back of Flying Saucer Magazine chili seasoning is still going strong!
ALL: pervasive DO YOU LIKE GOOD CHILI ad
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Christoph Harig @charig.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Excited to announce that "Brazilian Pizza Discourse" has reached LinkedIn
Post on LinkedIn celebrating a pizza with cheese and M&Ms
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
4:12 PM
Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Widow's Bay has some incredible homages but this Halloween II episode is insane
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TSG (TheSpeedGamers) @thespeedgamers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hello, Stranger! We have another prize announcement for our upcoming Resident Evil Marathon! We’ll be giving away this hand-drawn (not a print!) autographed art piece of the Resident Evil logo that Leon actor Nick Apostolides drew at the Capcom US offices! October 9-12 Twitch.tv/tsgtv
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
woke up late from an afternoon nap, threw together a quick carbonara, look at moon if necessary
the moon, nearly full, hangs low over a partly cloudy sunset over the mountains, terra cotta rooftops in the foreground
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Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it @msico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
more bisexuals for the rest of us? "I can't handle my partner being attractive to others" have you considered growing the fuck up
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