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@arealbun.bsky.social
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can lie actually. If it's none of their business. If someone asks if you ate all the hay in the barn, you can tell them no. What are they going to do? They have no evidence. I ate all the evidence. It's none of their business.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Allow me to introduce you to my friend, Hall O. Ween.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It is punk to eat your veggies. It is punk to reject people's unsolicited expectations of you. It is punk to do a sick binky off a brick wall downtown next to a sign that says "no loitering". It is punk to be kind to yourself and others. It is punk to wiggle them ears.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some days you can hop twice as high. Some days you can't hop at all. It's cool you get to be different kind of hopper.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I spin in a circle. I spin in a circle SO fast. You are impressed.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sometimes you can spell a word wrong. You can spell "forget" like "froget" and then you get frog.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bunny affirmations 🐇💖。⁠.゚*⁠・⁠゜゚↝
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My feet are good luck apparently?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The bun does not hurry, yet all the vegetables get eaten.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
eeeeeee veggies
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I ate my bed again. Why does this keep happening to me?
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I sure am tired. But definitely NOT from delivering baskets of eggs and candy to kids all over the world in one night.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I keep all my thinks inside my head. I know my head is kinda small, so maybe it seems like I don't have much know. But actually I shrink my thinks down real tiny so a lot of them fit in there. I know so many things.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Ears! I still have my old ears. I don't know when I get the new ones? Do they just show up in the morning?
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
If I met an alien, I would twitch my nose at them. Maybe even my ears.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I should be allowed to do whatever.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hello these are for you 🍬🍫🍭🍫🍬🍭🍬🍬🍭🍬🍫🍬🍭🍬🍫🍬🍭🍫🍫🍬🍭🍬🍭🍬
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Apologies if I am a bit too spooky today.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I think the stars probably taste like sprinkles. I want to eat them. But if I did, nobody would be able to enjoy looking at them. So I guess I won’t. At least not for a while.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
There are slugs out there. Out in the world.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
If you feel a thump thumping in your chest, that’s the little bunny in there. Hopping around.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I gots a tummy.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
A nap a day keeps the grumpies away.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
You can be a bun.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
I’m not trapped at the farmers market with the veggies. The veggies are trapped at this farmers market with me.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I might look cool in hats, but a lot of hats don't have holes for my little ears, and what's the point if I can't hear people telling me how cool I look in the hat?
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
If you need a dad bun today, I can be your dad bun today. I accept you just as you are and I keep photos of you in my bun wallet to show off to all the other woodland creatures so I can brag about how cool and cute you are.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I’m pretty small, but I’m also kind of big. It depends who you ask.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
How many naps are we allowed to take?
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Does anyone know what we’re supposed to do when another bunny or perhaps even a kitty is just SO fluffy?
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I’m thankful for all the buns who came before me who figured out which plants are tasty.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I’m your mama bun for the day if you need me. You were always my favorite. Now let’s go get some hay.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
I have been informed that whales exist.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Humans, please don’t dig too deep into the ground. Once you get about 10 feet deep, that’s all rabbits, babeyy
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
They won’t let me be the Easter Bunny because I eat all the stuff.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
You don’t have to do *everything* today. You can just do some of it.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I heard with my bunny ears that today is April Fulls Day. So I am full of hay. I don’t know who April is, though.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
poh poh poh poh (I am hopping backwards today)
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
There are a lot of things that exist.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I like dirt.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
There might be more rabbits than the ones I personally know, but I’d have no way of knowing if that’s true.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, it says, “Aaaaahhhh I’m falling!”
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Hamstrings are named that because of the piggies.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
It makes sense to be drained, depressed, and anxious right now. It’s reasonable and understandable. Give yourself grace.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
We need you. ❤️
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I woke up and it’s a new year? What happened to the old one?
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
It’s okay to be sad during the holidays. If you want, you can come to my burrow. You don’t have to perform cheerfulness here. You can have some cookies if you want.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I've dug my burrow a bit bigger and filled it with lots of warm cozy hay. If you need to get away today, you are welcome here.
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tonight’s a full moon. You know what that means…
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a real bunny 🎃 @arealbun.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hold my paw. I will sit with you.
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