mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ok i know getting some moles biopsied is low on the list of medical procedures to be worried about but i gotta be honest: i don’t like that they took some of my skin off. put it back. 140
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026watching old vanderpump rules and admiring the hats. i miss the time when hotties would dress like jason mraz for brunch. 040
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the history of concrete was wonderful in case anyone was wondering!!!!!!! 050
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026herman munster was hot and i don’t think we as a country talk about that enough 141
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I NEED MARISKA HARGITAY TO PLAY COUNTESS LUANN IN SOMETHING. QUICKLY!!!!! 210
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026my favorite thing about nakase is 5’2 representation and my second favorite thing is how no matter what is happening on the court she always looks baffled by it 110
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026california is failing me bc all i want is garlic knots and all these pizza places only do garlic BREAD. i want KNOTS. 150
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i read the whole thing so that i could be mad in an informed manner and this article also recommends becoming a cop so that sounds about right. 130
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it’s vietnamese coffee day again :). i have become the sun :). 070
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i am once again watching basketball and feeling aggressed by commercials for anna pigeon, the show about anna pigeon. 230
Reposted by marybossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026why did Eminem want to know if we liked Primus. I don't think it ever came up again 041
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one especially great episode of law and order: svu features an entire teen orgy in the middle of a school day, antivaxxers, missi pyle, and the song “good girls go bad” by cobra starship feat. leighton meester 050
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026me: (watching tv calmly) tv commercial: HAVE YOU SEEN ANNA PIGEON? IT’S A SHOW ABOUT ANNA PIGEON. GET YOUR ASS IN YOUR SEAT AND WATCH ANNA PIGEON, THE SHOW ABOUT ANNA PIGEON. 011
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026appropriate for valks to be issuing this many spankings today 100
Reposted by marywhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do not speak to me this way 1455
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i love the radio. i love listening to candy shop at 9:45am. 140
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026every man is insane so if you’re going to live with one you have to be really careful to find one who is insane in the way that he wants to build a t-shirt cannon from scratch and not insane in the way that he’s into crypto. 17213
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026pretty much any hotel lobby can be a third space if you’re not a coward 090
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i love when libraries don’t need you to be a resident of the city to sign up for a card. a great thing to look into on vacation. 031
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026costco doesn’t have weleda skin food anymore and i’m throwing a massive tantrum 130
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026overheard today: you know, i’ve been thinking about going vegan. but then i couldn’t have tri-tip. 020
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i think i would make a fun date to an awards show. i am good at not staring and i’m very charming. i think as long as conan o’brien wasn’t anywhere near me i’d be fine (if i saw him i’d start crying and fall down). 140
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i’ve walked SOOOOOO much today and the weather is SOOOOOOO nice and it’s infuriating that this is what i need to raise my baseline level of mentally normal for the day by like 80% 030
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026get ready for me to hit you with a 👼 in the texts when i know i’m being useless and annoying. 👼 👼 130
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026i’m throwing a tantrum because i just found out lanterns is a superhero thing. i was so excited to watch it knowing only that kyle chandler was there. and i believe it’s good, i just dislike that genre so it’s not for me. everything should be for me. 140
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026vaxxed, waxed, and faxed *LOUD SCREECHING NOISE OVER A PHONE LINE* 0110
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026having undeveloped thoughts about the slippery slope of “relatable” personal essay writing turning into just announcing that you’re an asshole in a way you assume everyone else is too. 060
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my current husband is looking for new work as a machinist and it is truly bonkers how the two main opportunities for someone like him are “make sure the city’s utilities work correctly and are safe” and “literally build weaponry”. lol look what was on the website of one job posting. 141
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026supported 4 local businesses today and on my way to support a 5th. haters enraged and impotent. 030
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i guess it’s not fair to hate sprouts so much because i did smoke weed with strangers on the roof there once and that was nice but man i hate that fuckin store. and it’s so close to my spiritual center, grocery outlet, so i get really mad that i’m not just at grocery outlet instead. 230
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 12/09/2026i’m in sprouts and i’m worried they’re going to try to holistically yank the vaccines out of my arm 110
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 31/08/2026my friends are mostly either monogamous and not single or just don’t date and it’s very difficult for me because i have so many good date ideas. go on a date to tour the drinking water processing plant. take a bonsai class. go to monster jam. 240
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026i’m always taking someone to the bonsai garden. can’t keep me away from the bonsai garden. come here, let me show you the bonsai garden. 020
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i’m solving the male loneliness epidemic again. every man needs to walk around carrying a little tree. SO MANY people have talked to me. 020
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026woke up thinking about coyote vs. acme and how much i loved seeing it in a packed theater. i love looney tunes sooooo much and i was a little bit worried i’d be too distracted by comparison but i wasn’t at all! it was just so charming! 020
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 29/08/2026everyone assumes my current husband is really good at bowling, based purely on vibes. and he is not at all. but EVERYONE assumes he is. 020
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 28/08/2026would anyone like to see my beautiful dog half-ass a trick and then munch on his reward very loudly 130
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 27/08/2026i am here to make everyone jealous about my dog. i just had the thought, “i should do a quick nail trim on him before work,” then successfully executed the whole thing in about 10 minutes. 040
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i, usually a Planner, barely did any research before going to dollywood because i just had a bone deep conviction that dolly parton wouldn’t steer me wrong. and i was right! everything was a delightful surprise. 060
Reposted by maryregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026we don't know celebrities and if anything we should develop more safeguards against being parasocial and weird but dolly parton was the one person who always seemed to be exactly herself, at all times. brave, warm, charming, kind. on the right side of countless issues, and generous with everyone. 229039
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i went to dollywood in june and the whole time i was just like, goddamn. she really devoted herself to public service and having a good time. 060
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 25/08/2026i always feel like such an easy target when someone addresses me by name because i’m immediately like “yaaayyy :) that’s me :)”. dale carnegie got my ass. 050
mary @wigs4dogs.bsky.social · 22/08/2026blasting day one by bon iver (feat. dijon and flock of doves) on the way to the function. showing up contemplative and triumphant. 030
