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Martin

@mschoonmaker.bsky.social
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Seattle, WA ... He/Him ... deep sigh

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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I know someone will step to fill this need if Mike Pence has the courage.
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John Trupin @johntrupin.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the ad read of the century from the Brewers radio broadcast after that Christian Yelich go-ahead single:
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/cjze...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A provocative article in Rolling Stone titled "What some folks really mean when they claim to have never done the Humpty Hump."
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@rob-sheridan.com
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes, it's weird, creepy and imaginative. An alien planet that actually feels alien, yet oddly compatible with human life. The animation, especially the plant and animals is superb in grotesque and amazing ways.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Cobie Durant falls victim to some of the most dastardly friendly fire i've ever seen
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fall of the Rebel Angels, by Charles Le Brun, before 1685
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One Last Post 5: when all you have is a run tool, @cmikesspinmove.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
if Josh Allen came out in the 70s his scouting reports would just read "well, he's a big son of a bitch" with cigarette ash caked all over the page
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Mariners baseball.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/09/2026
@LA Rams
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alan Wake teaches us that evil otherwordly shadow creatures can be defeated by shining a flashlight in their eyes and then shooting them with a gun. But what many people might not know is that this trick works on regular humans too
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Thank you for your service.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
he says fuck the wizard books
Tony Soprano saying "read your kids some Dickens. maybe they'll grow up to be a pickpocket. maybe they'll learn a skill"
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Lookout Landing @lookoutlanding.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Here to do the important Journalistic work of clearing Julio's name: www.lookoutlanding.com/looking-back...
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Did Julio Rodríguez kill a pigeon? An investigation
Because you’d only have ten cents but it would still be weird if it had happened twice
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 03/09/2026
Just got outta the TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY 35th anniversary rerelease and Jesus Christ, man. What a movie. They had to do all that shit for real. They had to fly that helicopter under an overpass. They had to blow up that building. They had to find an actor who could turn into liquid metal.
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
They should have had matching fits.
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Vote or Die!" worked so well as a message 20 years ago.
Donald and Melania Trump with Sean Combs at a Vote or Die! Art Exhibit in 2004
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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ctice90.bsky.social @ctice90.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
made this edit in a fit of rage
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Asher is left to face the fall alone @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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Double Fine @doublefine.com · 27/08/2026
To honor Tim Curry's memory, we are making Brütal Legend FREE on Itch.io, for 666 minutes: itch.io/s/199277/the...
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Brütal Legend | The Tainted Coil shall rule forever! by Double Fine Productions
A sale by Double Fine Productions, 100% off Brütal Legend
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She ran a CrossFit gym, which is basically a swinger's club that produces orthopedic injuries
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I'm just going to say what we're all thinking, Brad Adam mid inning Matilda interview.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Saddened to hear my good friend the Finger Taker has passed away. I never agreed with him about amputating people's fingers in his dungeon, but I'll always remember the collegial good times, and most of all his great sense of humor. What laughs we had. Condolences to Ginny and his whole family.
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
researching baseball
The Circleville Herald
Sat., Nov 28, 1970 - Page 9

Washington rookie pitcher Dick Suck, 25, hurled for Savannah and Buffalo in 1969.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
germany can still make the round of 16 if mike pence has the courage to do what's right
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The Anakin Padme meme template. Anakin says, "The beauty of the Democratic Party is that it can grow and evolve to better serve its members." Padme says "By shifting politically to the left, right?" Anakin stares at her blankly. Padme says "By shifting politically to the left, right?"
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Chris Warriner @kingdarian.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Akira Kaneda wearing his signature jacked, with the quoted image in place of the usual logo on the back. It reads: "It is against the law to supply alcohol to minors. Keep alcohol out of the hands of youth." in a circular pattern that's not easy to parse. The inner circle has two hands shaking in the shape of a heart.
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Riverboatjack @riverboatjack.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A digitally drawn montage of scene's from Hayao Miyazaki's animated movie Porco Rosso. In the foreground wwe see Porco flying his Savoia S.21 seaplane. It's a bright red monoplane with a fuselage shaped like a porpoise and the wing mounted above and in front of the cockpit, and the single large, bulbous, shiny red prop engine mounted on top of that. Outrigger floats hang down from the underside of each wing and the vertical stabilizer is painted in the colors of the Italian flag.  Porco is looking down toward the Adriatic sea below. From a string of clouds behind the plane rises a closeup portrait of Porco in the plane's cockpit. He's a human with a cartoon pig's head, he's got a little black curled mustache, and he's wearing round sunglasses, leather headgear with goggles pushed up on top of his head, a white silk scarf and a tan jumpsuit. He is smiling past the one side of his mustache and giving a thumbs up to the viewer. Under the plane in the bottom right of the rough-edged frame in yellow handwriting is written 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is how I learn the Rizzler is actually a ten year old child and not an adult with genetic condition who found his calling as a social media celebrity.
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 07/03/2026
A placid MechWarrior stares out of the cockpit in his giant thumb-shapes neurohelmet... A text box reads "Maybe it will happen today."
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Knicks got me thinking maybe I need to start a comeback of my own.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Once again, the nonexistence of mass voter fraud is a scientifically proven fact, backed by mountains of decades of data, akin to the knowledge that the sun rises in the East & water has both adhesive & cohesive properties. There should be consequences in public life for constantly lying otherwise.
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.
And our governments are very much the same.
- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian Graphic Novelist
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Only a pervert would put mustard and relish on it. Traditionally it should be nothing or a drizzle of sriracha and the dog is split in half before it hits the grill to maximize surface area for char.
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Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 27/05/2026
in my game, the more you use a weapon, the more durable it gets. eventually it fuses into your being, and you can never discard it again. even for the bathroom even for sex stuff. then you slowly turn into the weapon. after awhile, youre just a walking halberd. your mother no longer recognizes you
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Martin @mschoonmaker.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Good job, Junie!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Madonna of Milk Enthroned with Child, by Jean Fouquet, 1452-55 (flipped)
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
That’s right
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