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The bROM, The Phils and acting the general tit

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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 13h
Well, that was a dreadful first half
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 13h
Ooft!
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 18h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 13h
New contender for Worst national anthem just dropped. Move over God save da king, the Czechs are in the house
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h
Next time that filthy batard sees snooker balls, they should be in a sock that he is being beaten with
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 15h
How has Mason not got kicked around the floor as he slimed his way around that party conference?
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 17h
I wonder how he and Danny met?
'He is vastly experienced in dealing with substantial & complex investigations and conducting cases in all types of tax issues, corruption/bribery, money-laundering and asset seizure brought by FCA, the SFO, the NCA, HMRC & the City of London Economic Crime Directorate."
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Ajediday @ajediday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tuesday
Cream-and-orange cat lying in a foam-lined cardboard box, shown beneath a social media caption.

Transcribed Text:

ellie1275

who else still has the original
packaging for their cat?
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 19h
Fuckin hell!
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/09/2026
Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴
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Leo @leor7.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good to see they’re taking it well in Manchester
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I see they aren't trusting Price with the free kicks
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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great moments in Scottish engineering history: James Watt tries to work out how his phone attaches to his selfie stick.
Statue of James Watt. In his right hand he holds a telescopic stick with a frame at the top; in his left he holds a flat object about the size of a large smartphone. He is scowling at the possibly-not-a-smartphone as if he is tempted to yeet it into the sea. On that basis, it probably _is_ a phone.
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You've been released on bail... But everyone is now convinced you were dogging
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Some good old fashioned clogging in this NornIrn v Hungary game. Nothing vicious just good old fouling
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage posted this at 12.38 today. It has been hopelessly overtaken by events and shown to be entirely wrong (British nationals involved and they've been released on bail - not very terrorist-like). And if you believe anything Trump says, you are a credulous moron.
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What's happening with Southampton then?? They had the hearing last week ffs
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So when Trump was saying he'd been liaising with Scotland Yard about this, he was talking shit? What is the world coming to?
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Ben Prunty @benprunty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't love dunking on folks but it's so fucking funny to me that Trump was convicted of 34 felonies 2 years ago, faced no punishment, and went on to win the presidency a second time and journalists are still like, "hmm, I have an inkling that maybe he believes he's above the law for some reason."
Post from NYT reporter Eric Lipton 

"What an odd moment in United States history.

A U.S. president is running an overtly political campaign advertisement, right before midterm elections, paid for by the U.S. government.

Trump appears to believe he is immune from any kind of legal limit."
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who could’ve foreseen that after the Supreme Court gave Trump immunity from prosecution for committing crimes while in office he would commit lots of crimes while in office?
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Boom! 💥 I fucking hate greedy, rich bastards! Give 'em hell, Chris!!
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Stansaid Airport @stansaidairport.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Our new ‘Little Flyers’ range of snacks hasn’t gone down well. No idea why. Kids are crying.
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wallop! 2-0
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Var not overturning that un
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cracking goal that, from the Danes
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Earnshaw is an optimistic fella isn't he
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sri Lanka having a proper mare in this game
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Lovely stuff. Though giving them Ice cubes won't make them less Otter..eh...eh
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AJRed @ajred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy birthday Bryan Ferry!
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
John
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 25/09/2026
Trump wanted someone to defend restricting press access and hired a man whose resume comes with ominous violin music.
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Antique Superheroes @antiquesuperheroes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That's not what the dictionary says it means!
Feodor Chaliapin (1873–1938) as Don Quixote
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Keep it tight at the back lads, for the first few min... oh
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just when you've forgotten all about them you hear the words "Over to Lee Dixon and Sam Matterface" and your heart sinks
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"The Bank of England was set up by Tony Blair" It's easy to forget that Tony Blair had been in power since 1694 when the Bank of England was founded. Good job Brain of Britain Liz Truss is here to remind us.
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Rich Neville @richneville.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just in case anyone was in any doubt over who was obstructing global trade.
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Jussie Northside @jussienorthside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.
Janice Turner: Is your ADHD diagnosis really helping you?
A huge increase in those claiming the condition as well as receiving Pip to cope with it risks creating a lost generation
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This 👇 Here, Chumpster.......
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They are playing in our faces
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinell Azerbaijan not fucking around with their anthem. Epic banger
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘For me, Clive, he simply has to buy a pint from there. If anything, he’s flushed it too well.’
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Xanderl @xanderl.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
That feeling when your previous designer takes London by storm shortly before being killed in a water-skiiing accident. #HowardsWay
Jan Howard saying "My previous designer had just taken London by storm ..."Burt Kwouk listening to Jan Howard say "... when he was killed in a water-skiing accident."
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This TOTP year must be where Chris Mason buys all his suits for his appearances on the news
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘Would you bring an iced coffee into an interview, dad?’ ‘Shut the fuck up, son’
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Howards way eh, which reminds me, have they thrown the book at Southampton yet?
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yuuuuuuuurrrss! Big Darryl
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wacky old Huey eh. Always seemed to be having the best of times. Worra life
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Walnuts @mrwalnuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's a heck of a sound she's getting out of that guitar
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