Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪World Bollard Association™️ @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Probably the greatest parallel parking you’ll ever see. #WorldBollardAssociation 791895314
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A bat. Navigating, and seeking a mate. In the dark. We should be humbled. 030
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113243079
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Been to the pub to see the big band. Very good. Wine 💯 030
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Apparently people are going to be annoyed when they find out who the new James Bond is, even though nobody knows who he is. Which is exactly what is wrong with journalism today. It's me, by the way. Pengy. James Pengy. 070
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Two ladies on a Cruise Ship. One says "My husband works for Cunard." The other responds "My husband works for the council. He works quite hard too." Good morning. 2131
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪Hannah @gingerolive.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Is Russ in Cheshire Boots new head of marketing? 311731
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Please make petrol cheaper and vote for me whilst spending zillions on tanks and helicopters so we can do big war stuff. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukEd Davey calls for immediate 10p cut to fuel dutySir Ed blamed Donald Trump's war with Iran for damaging the UK economy and pushing fuel prices up. 001
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It's the sea. Sharks live in it. Sake. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukPerth shark attack: Beaches shut as deadly attack prompts rare kill orderPolice boats and helicopters are patrolling Perth's beaches as authorities continue their search for the swimmer's body, and the shark that attacked him. 020
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪The Ghost Monk @theghostmonk.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I won't get to see the Bayeux Tapestry but at least there are lots of photos of some of its best panels. #BayeuxTapestry #EHShepard #Pooh 25015
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140716477
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026In a survey carried out, 9 out of 10 husbands said that their wives are always right. The remaining one has not been seen since the survey concluded. 170
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026There's a lot of talk of pulling out and Ed Sheeran on here. Bit late for that now, if you ask me. 160
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Sex is OK, but have you tried an egg mayo sandwich on farmhouse granary with tomatoes? 370
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Going to dinner in a minute but have inadvertently drunk a bottle of Codorniu. Never mind. There'll be more. 190
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Amazed that PETA aren't all over this. When will these inhumane practices end. 34211
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child 1. Bad speling 2. Teribal grammer and 3 not being abel to work out a list. 120
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Good evening, I see 600 odd totally unqualified wankers have voted to decide what 70,000,000 odd people are allowed to do or not. Fuck's sake. 010
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My second day as head of software, Air Traffic, is going well. 190
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪Stevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat leaping into Monday while displaying the same poise, enthusiasm and elegance that you normally display , this is your lucky day. 2308
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026US envoys in peace talks with Putin. They'll say give Russia what it's already nicked and a bit more. Ukraine will say no. Trumpet will declare Ukraine the baddie. There you go. 0101
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026These seaside Fash remind me of the IRA in the early 70s. Nasty folk. Check whose credit card they used to buy wholesale balaclavas. Probably N. Farage. 240
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Project Hail Mary film review: 2h40m of my life I won't get back. 140
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It has come to my attention that I am related (distantly) to big-eared Chas (King Charles) which does not make me at all happy. 360
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Christ Almighty Enid Blyton, this is your worst one yet. 030
Reposted by ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026They're all dead, Dave. 631821374
ℙ𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕪 @actualpengy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Anyone else watch Ludwig or just me? It's not getting better imho. Still decent. Not brilliant. 640
