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Chris Scott

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I cannot sanction your buffoonery

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Patrick De Klotz @patdeklotz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The guys who name everything after LOTR stuff might try reading it. “Deserves it! I daresay he does. Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.”
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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a man is sitting at a desk with the words you 've lost another submarine
Alt: a man is sitting at a desk with the words you 've lost another submarine
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
You can say Merry Protein again
Social media post from the White House with a dark, just flat-out sinister image of RFKj with meme font saying “WE ARE
ENDING THE WAR ON PROTEIN”

Seriously the picture is fucked up
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Jacek @eadg.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
This is incredible.
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/10/2025
CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors. ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart. ISILDUR: true
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
The crisis of elite impunity that is ruining our society cannot be more clearly or convincingly demonstrated than with the fact that all of these people wrote all this stuff into an email and hit Send.
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
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two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in the dark and looking up .
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other in the dark and looking up .
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fae⁷ @onthistangent.eurosky.social · 19/10/2025
I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
exwife-of-frankenstein on tumblr:

Youtube is full of ads, spotify is full of ads, tumblr is full of ads, pinterest is full of ads. Everything uses ai. Every new update makes the website/app worse. Youtube auto translates almost every video I want to watch. Sometimes pinterest only loads ads for me. Check out this new ai feature. Here's a new update that breaks ur laptop. Here's a new update that breaks ur phone. Why are u complaining about ur phone, just get the newest iphone lol. Join my patreon. Join my membership. Pay a monthly membership to get all features. Upgrade your membership to get even more features. Subscribe to netflix. Subscribe to disney. Subscribe to amazon. Subscribe to hulu. This content isn't available in ur country. This content was removed. This website was removed. This feature only exists for apple. This app only exists for apple. U need to a WiFi connection to play this game. U need an account. We need your email to finish creating this account. We need your number to finish creating your account. We need your id to finish creating your account. In order to delete your account please write an email. In order to delete your account you need a laptop. Oops our database was hacked and ur information was stolen. Ur data was sold from this random website u used once 10 years ago. Spam call. Spam call. Spam call.

#IM GOING INSANE #NOTHING WORKS NOTHING
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
I thought Phil Collins said his generation was going to put it right
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
WHAT YOU FAIL TO SEE MR POPE
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Paul Szoldra @paulszoldra.com · 30/09/2025
if the generals could actually say what they thought: www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQCU...
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"Everyone Is Now Dumber" - Billy Madison
YouTube video by just scrolling by ツ
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The flew the entire military leadership in so they could see for themselves that the Secretary of Defense is a mouthbreathing dipshit and the Commander in Chief is a senile, weak old man who might keel over at any moment.
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
The reason for military rules of engagement and adhering to laws of armed combat is not “political correctness,” it’s better strategy, serves long-term national interest, and is a way to make an awful part of the human experience a little less awful, based on lessons learned from centuries of blood.
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Mark Hertling @markhertling.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Once again I’m reminded, trust is gained in drops and lost in buckets.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
I can't get over how the right-wing doesn't understand modern militaries, with the majority serving non-combat roles. You think the best IT security & logistics personnel spends two hours in the gym every day to look like the cast of 300? They're at furry conventions and model train shows.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/09/2025
this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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a man in a military uniform is looking at darth vader .
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
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a man in a military uniform is looking at darth vader .
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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a man in a suit and tie says it 's a game boar on the floor
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Scott Medlock @scottmedlock.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
They’re destroying our history!
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Alan Greene @alangreene.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Best thing I've seen on the hellscape that is the internet in a long time.
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Classical Studies Memes for Hellenistic Teens @csmfht.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Sometimes it's nice to remember that even Marcus Aurelius was like "you don't have to comment on everything bro"
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 12/09/2025
[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know
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~daniel_barker~ @daniel-barker.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
These weirdos saw Clear and Present Danger and were like “yeah that’s the stuff”
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The precise moment when and where in recent weeks America crossed that invisible line from democracy into authoritarianism can and will be debated by future historians, but it’s clear that the line itself has been crossed. www.doomsdayscenario.co/p/america-ti...
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America Tips Into Fascism
Today is different than before.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
You know what never gets old? People in inflatable t-rex suits visiting t-rex skeletons in museums
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Jon Tayler (Jon Tayler’s Version) @jontayler.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."
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cassie willson @cassiewillson.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
there are so many great things about generative AI! here are some of my favorites <3
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
How can we get you to a Linda YaccariYES
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar 2025: ohhh ok
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 07/07/2025
Older technologies have aided and perhaps enfeebled writers. “But with A.I. we’re so thoroughly able to outsource our thinking that it makes us more average, too,” @chaykak.bsky.social writes.
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A.I. Is Homogenizing Our Thoughts
Recent studies suggest that tools such as ChatGPT make our brains less active and our writing less original.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
The Big, Beautiful Bill assigns each American a billionaire who will live the
American dream for you. You can check in on your billionaire at intervals and see how he is using your money. Maybe he's building a 19th pool. Maybe he's buying himself some formerly public land! Maybe he's taking a Supreme Court justice on a dream vacation! Maybe he is reupholstering the Statue of Liberty to hide the poem.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Ah here comes @cnn.com with the bullshit straight out of 2003
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
heavy sigh
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julie gourinchas @literaryfey.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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Brett White @brettwhite.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
GIFT LINK — This is more overtly political than I think most people would want it to be, *but* GI Joe *is political*, especially right now. And the goal of this recap series is to adjust the public narrative of this franchise. And also talk about lasers and ninjas. popheist.com/g-i-joe-a-re...
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'G.I. Joe' Recap 01: The Cobra Strikes
Snake Eyes, Scarlett, and Stalker pwn a general, Cobra kidnaps Duke and the Eiffel Tower, and the Joes fly to a farm in New England.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Folks, I beg you to pin and use the Gift Links feed. Link: bsky.app/profile/did:...
Gift Links/Gift Articles
By @davidsacerdote.bsky.social

Gift links or Gift Articles - paywall bypassing links to major publications.

Like and pin this feed so you and others can find it easily.

Set 'Content Languages' to see more from other countries in the Gift Link Feed:
bsky.app/settings/lan...
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Steven Beynon @stevenbeynon.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Ft. Bragg goes full MAGA - Trump goaded troops into booing his enemies and cheering on partisan lines. The Army checked for allegiance to the president ahead of the event, and Trump merchandise was even sold on base to celebrate. www.military.com/daily-news/2...
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Bragg Soldiers Who Cheered Trump's Political Attacks While in Uniform Were Checked for Allegiance, Appearance
As Trump viciously attacked his perceived political foes, he whipped up boos from the gathered troops directed at California leaders, including Gov. Gavin Newsom.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Cops-- pathetic. Fuck off. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/youre-a-bu...
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You're a Bunch of Cowards!
We're all laughing at you.
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Adam Sternbergh @sternbergh.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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a group of men standing at a podium with the words `` ladies and gentleman we got him '' written on the screen .
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Alan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
A supercut of every time Norm entered Cheers: www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXED...
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Cheers | Every Time Norm Peterson Enters the Bar
YouTube video by Peacock
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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a man in a plaid shirt looks down with a serious look on his face
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Chris Scott @mrscottmd.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
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a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk .
Alt: a man is laying his head on a desk with his hands on the desk. I mean come on people what are we doing.
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